Meowmie juss putted myownself in a rum upstarez an klozed da dor on me. She sez Ize in "time owt". Awl I did wuz keep tellin her dat I wuz reddy fur owr nitely treet ball. Itz not myown fawlt if she didnt unnerstan me. Korse, I iz sorree bowt da bitin part, but I haz to defend myownself from...

It haz kame to myown atenshun dat frigelaterz, kabnitz, an fud bolez iz not da onliest placez whare kitteez kan find fudz. I wantz to tell yoo awl abowt sum uther fud sorcez dat I haz diskubbered. Da firstest place iz wun I had not katsidered until resintlee, when Meowmie getted a noo...

Wunce agin, Meowmie tride to sneek up on me to chop myown klawz, but I did not alow it. Da lastest time, she katched myownself by surprize when she putted a towul over myown hed, but dis time I wuz reddy fur dat. When da towul kamed owt, I fited wif myown bak legz and she had to giv up. I will...

I haz bin tryin to unnerstan whut da hoominz kallz "time". Meowmie iz allwaze tellin ussez dat it iznt "time" fur ussez to eet yet (az if derez ennee time when we shudnt be eetin!). Well, da uther day I notissed dat when she tawkz abowt "time", she iz lukkin at dis rownd fing in da kichen. Dis...

Haz enneekittee else ever tride pork bunz? Meowmie ordered sum an leeved dem on da kownter. I wuz furry stelthee -- I wented abowt myown bizniss until she wuz bizzee wif sumfing else, den I got into da funnee liddle bokz an tride sum -- it wuz furry gud! Sundance

Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer befur I furgit dem. Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp: 1. Feedin yur kittee 2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet 3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy 4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

I haz juss lerned dat, wunce agin, da hoominz iz messin wif dere klokz dis weekend (at leest da wunz in da USA). Da nooz repurrtz sez dat dey will "fall furward", an dat da time will be difurent after dat. I sujest dat we awl try to keep owrown hoominz frum fallin, eethur furward or ennee uther...

Pleez watch dis infurmativ videeo fur further infurmashun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFP6kzZJGOs Da whirled muss be made safe frum turtulz. Sundance

I wish to repurrt a disterbince in da exteerior uv owrown howse. Da nayberz haz a noo puppee dat haz bin barkin awl affurnoon. Pleez make it stop. Respeckfully, Sundance

We iz havin a disagreemint wif da sekkaterry over whut da kichen iz fur. We fingkz it iz a place to keep kittee fudz and kittee dishez. We iz OK wif da sekkaterry keepin sum uv herown fudz dere, too, az long az dey duznt take up too much rum. Howefur, da sekkaterry fingkz dat da kichen iz...

We resintly getted a noo skrachin post. We bof likez it furry much, an we uzez it offen to get owrown klawz nice an sharp. So whut duz Meowmie do? She getz owt da klawklipperz an triez to kut da endz off myown klawz! Not onlee dat, but when I objectid, she cubbered myown head wif a towel so I...

I juss wantid to let yoo gize know dat I wented to da TED yesfurday. Meowmie notissed dat I wuz tryin to coff or frow up or sumfing after brekfist, so she dumped myownself in da karrier jale an taked me to da mergincee TED. I did not like dat, kuz da lastest time she taked me dere, she leeved me...

Dere I wuz, onnerin owr sekkaterry by givvin her myown full attenshun and kneedin on herself wile she sat at da pooter desk. Yoo wud fingk dat she wud preesheate dat, wudnt yoo? But no! Sundance, she sez, yooz hurtin my arm. Sundance, she sez, I kant type wile yoo iz sittin dere. Sundance, she...

Uzuallee I haz to go to grate lengfz to git da sekkaterry's tenshun to remind her when itz time to feed ussez. Dis time, juss to know if she iz dependabul, I decidid to wate an see how long it taked her to feed ussez wifowt bein remindid. Well, itz now mor dan 2 howrz pass da time we iz spozed...

Duz enneekittee know who iz maintanin da Walk? In January, Meowmie sended a email to da email address on da walk to ask fur a kittee to be added, but she nebber heered bak. (In fack, derez nuffin fur 2017 at awl.) Ize asking cuz anudder kittee frum da same howse may be leevin fur da RB...

Gud eevnin, kitteez. I hope yoo iz awl doin well. I iz afrayed dat I haz sum bad nooz. I haz lerned dat I purrobly haz cansermonsterz. Da TED wantz to do lotsa mor testz an stufz to figger owt ezackly whut kind uv cansermonsterz, an whare dey iz, an how big dey iz. But it seemz dat it wudnt make...

Gud eevnin, kitteez, an welkum to today's Catifurnia repurrt. After yeerz an yeerz of rane... Whut's dat, Rebecca? Reely? Well, OK, then, I'll start ober. After weekz of rane, we haz finally had a fyoo dayz of sun. Rebecca an me haz bin abul to injoy lyin in da sun in da afternoonz. When dere is...

Dis mornin I wuz makin myown rowndz of da howse, an I notissed dat dere wuz a shelf wif a lot of dust on itself. I figgered dat if I wuz a shelf, I wudnt like bein so dusty, so I crawled onto da shelf to see if I kud hewp owt.. It wuz a furry narrow space, let myownself tell you! Wuz Meowmie...

Da evil TED gived Meowmie a noo way to torcher myownself. Two timez a day, she iz puttin icky gooey stuf in myown eyes! She sez it will only be fur too weekz, but dat'z like furever! Yoo wud fingk dat hoominz wud respeck a kittee hoo haz reeched hiz older yeerz an make shur he is abul to relakz an...

Sum uf yurownselvez purrobly know dat dere iz firemonsterz tryin to eet Catifurnia. Furchoonitly, Meowmie and me iz safe, but mennee hoominz an aminalz iz loozin dereown homez an sum haz evin lostid dere lifez! If yoo feelz so mooved, pleez joyn myownself in purirn fur da hoominz havvin to...