From a joke list I subscribe to: Further proof that the long term implications of drugs/procedures must be fully considered. Over the past few years more money has been spent on breast implants, penis implants, and Viagra than on Alzheimer's. In a few years we will have a lot of people running...

I know this subject has probably been brought up a bazillion times here, but it seems that all cats have nicknames (some have several), as well as their 'formal' names. But how many here have cats that actually answer to their nicknames (even if the answer is only a twitch of the ear)? Tennessee...

...aboot this hoose. Actually it's more of there's a bunbun bouncing 'bowt the bathroom ;-) The bathroom is the quietest room, so bunbun is safely in there, and he/she/it can wander to its content. Plenty of fresh greens from the garden (I knew there were dandelions in the lawn for a reason) and...

OK, here's my resignation letter *with* the subtext included in brackets: Attn. Executive Officers of ConGlobal Industries, Incorporated (CGI) Re. Resignation Dear Sirs: I have been presented with an extraordinary opportunity to advance in my

We just finished a major renovation of our main bathroom. New tub, tile floors, replaced vanity and sink, etc. And one of the biggest considerations was to create a place for the litterbox. We removed a 40" wide vanity and replaced it with one only 24" wide. Now the 15" wide litter box slides...

I"m not blaming it all on Rexie that I can't clean my house, but see? . . . .. http://community.webshots.com/photo/255873683/355835872BCGBPw -- Shirley B. To Reply by email: remove 'nick'

Was hoping not to need to ask for purrs but I think it could only help... Omar, my 5-year-old orange buddy, has IBD, but recently in the past 6 weeks or so began drinking excessively and I took him in and had two extensive (and the word that rhymes with it, too) blood panels done within a week...

You can imagine the scene: My friend Elena comes over, sees the boys and says, "Wow - have your cats lost weight???" Me, a little pleased and self conscious "Why yes - I'm sooooo glad you noticed!!" Struck me as funny - but boy have they slimmed down and look sleek now. They could both use tummy...

Everytime I open this newsgroup I start crying. But I miss ya'll too. So bear with me. Abi's doing well. Or well enough. Jody and I were out of town five weeks ago and came home to a broken arm. She had been riding one of the children's go-cart things and it tilted. She braced her fall...

Bon, You really should sell those mice you made for us on the internet. They are awesome! The cats have not stopped playing with them since Rufous dug them out of my bag 5 minutes after we walked in the door. :) They are a huge hit! One of the mice was dropped in their water fountain, but that...

This is the poor mommy-dogs third litter in 4 years for a total of 33 puppies. I was horrified! Why don't they spay her? The receptionist whispered to me "She gets $250 per puppy because they are pure-bred miniature dachs." Oh well, that makes it okay then. NOT. The receptionist is as...

I managed to grab Imp to clip his claws and give him a good brushing. He didn't like being held for the the clipping, and i accidentally cut the tip of his pad on one toe. Oh dear!! Then he did the same thing on another tor on the other front foot. It was a mixture of him struggling and me trying...

I always call in advance to schedule a taxi to pick me up when I'm going on a trip. This area isn't urban where you can just flag down a cab. I also always use the same cab company. I called this morning and said I need a taxi to pick me up tomorrow at 7:30. I'm sitting here in my jammies when...

My brain is tired from studying. But I managed to drag myself up and haul myself to my Small Animal Nursing lab practical, worth 50 points 25 multiple choice - Very easy, I only can pray that her lecture final is this easy. Station 1- IV Catheter placement - 5 pts - I think I did okay on...

Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Am in a rather unpleasant situation which I hope gets resolved. Thanks. Jazz's mama -- Irulan from the stars we come to the stars we return

And I threw a couple pairs of tennis shoes in with the whites. I fold the laundry on the couch in the den. So I'm folding and I put the tennies on the back of the couch. Rexie was nowhere nearby when I started, but as soon as I put the shoes on the back of the couch, . . . . . . The couch is a...

I'm a network technician by trade and drew the short straw for on-call duty this Memorial Day weekend. It had been really quiet this weekend - no pages, no phone calls, etc. until this afternoon. Mistletoe (Missy) was in her computer supervisor's preferred position - lying on the computer table...

Mark Edwards wrote: Ack! Burning Froot Loops stink! Gracious! What an event! Frrot Loops. Yuk. Bad enough WITHOUT burning. I was in a hotel fire once. Middle of the night, somebody is pounding on the door of the rookm next door, yelling "Fire!" I woke up, & my first fuzzy thought was, "It's...

"All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go, I'm standing here outside the door I hate to wake you up to say goodbye. But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn', The Taxi's waitin', he's blown his horn." Well, that will happen at 7:30 tomorrow. I'm ready (I think). Purrs and hugs to all who need...

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