I can't do this in meowchat tonight... I just don't have it in me... a high school classmate's sister and niece were killed last night, along with another woman and her child. My friend's cousin, who graduated a year before we did, has also lost her cousins as well. Authorities are still...

Meow 'Toonya! How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur you! Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips 'n' dip. I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long,...

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Cory wrote: Ussez kitteez kuld pway baysebawl bedderer den deez IDJITZ!!! --- Onyx, dizguztid... We feelz yur payne, Onyx. Da Koster Katz, wunnering wut haz happent tu deyre Meowinurz......

Der iz uh vury nise party going on now n ai wood luv et iffen yoo wyd sit wiff meh. ai gottes awl dressed up jest fur yoo. ai m waring mai slinky black gaown wiff uh bloo sash n dimund neklase, braslet n eeringz. Pipps ---hopeful

At lastest, I did it! I let a strange 2foot come up anna pet me anna I didnt run. I didnt growl, bare my teef, scratch ur nuthin! I purred lightly at that big gentle 2foot and he petted me! Nufing elese happened todai except Meowmie walked Cash an Aunti Mabel anna when cash went to pee ona bush...

I've noticed cats scratching boards and trees and seeming to enjoy it. Is this done to sharpen their claws? If so, how do cats sharpen the claws on their back feet? Also, why don't they get splinters from this activity? I tell you I wouldn't want to be dragging my fingernails against a...

A petite oranj an wite gurlkitty wif teerz in hur ayez walkz ontu da stayj an standz in frunt uv da podium, nurrfusslee ringin a hankee in hur pawz] Mine naym iz Marble, an Ize wud lyke tu pay tribyewt tu mine broffur Ernest P. Hemminway. Weez kalled him Hemi. Jist befor Ize left Unca Nickz an...

We went to babysit my daughter's children in Davenport, Iowa from Michigan and while there rescued a kitten that her niegnbors left behind and it was living and playing under the back porch. It was young enough yet where it was still friendly and playfull. I was temped to bring it back to...

Mosey, dressed in his best gray and white suit, and green bowtie skorted by his wink of one year, Meowy, in her beautiful green gown, and hat, go to the podium. Mosey is clutching a hankie, and looks lovingly at Meowy. "My dear friends and family," he says "I stand before you on this night to...

shhhh i yam hydink.... i yam in da baffruum unndur da kabnit... I kin sneek bak ob dat intu da bak ov uh drower... tudae iz da day tu go bak tu kahootz an du mur den lazt tyme...i juzt gno...i hab uh feelink... day wuz beink tuutuu nyze tu me diz mornin. shhhhh...dunt tel.

Rosco leads storrmmee onto the dance floor anna da tradishunal song iz pwaed... dey iz danzin slowly anna all alone den da wedding parti comez to da danze floor, chester takes lucy's paw afur da rezt of da party had begined danzin,... den az in da hoomin kustum tv cuts in and takes storrmmee...

Nurse Lilith Kitten tellz us that Anti Debby slipped in the shower and sprained her knee Tuesday morning. She went to TED who gafe her a "knee immobilizer" to wear. Her grandmeowmie's funeral will be Easter Sunday and Anti Debby would like it furry much if all the kittiez could teleport over...

Deer Miss Violette & Ms Trudi & Efurry1 We umblee ppologiz 4 bing late wit' r wishus. But we hope u all had thu best Easter efur! We all just hung 'round & goofed off! I am sendin' uh hooj kitty-safe chocolate kiss 2 Ms Trudi!! Yur fren, BK Miss Violette, we are also sending you a cat-safe...

I fore gotted who iz in charj of diz thred bout gettink da chiken. Duz anyone rememfer who gotted uz to get tagetfer and go for diz. O T skratching his head ready to moofve.

A liddle tiny kitten on RPCA, Miss Whiskers, needs a lot of purrs. Her waz abandoned in a trash bin and when her was found one of her eyes was realreal sick and had to be taked out. Now her is having trouble breathing, just like when I getted so furry sick. So everykitty who can spare a few...

Hopin effurybody happy an purrring. Mine fwenz: hoom makes mine sewf waff (an cwy but gnot to tawk bout dat), an giffs an onwee cat hur own colony. Wheoo. Da meowmie, bak an forff wif me an da gwannee fingy she wuz carine fur, gno time fur "'pooter pway". Hmf. May be pwayin but furry 'portant...

Ize hope dis wun wurks! Ernie http://image18.webshots.com/18/6/31/74/211563174rTgflQ_ph.jpg

Purrz wuld be 'purrsheayted... Fangu. Authorities: UW Med Flight Helicopter Crashes Three Crew Members Onboard http://www.channel3000.com/news/16230357/detail.html UB ~ Happy freakin' Mother's Day... :-( --- Onyx

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