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I just wanted to let everybody know I haven't forgotten about doing Sekrit Santa matchups - the matchups that were supposed to be emailed out on Friday. Unfortunately the hosting company on which the signup database lives went down. I am hoping they'll be back up soon. If not, I have a backup...

Meow Kitties, Owr friend Gandalf's kitty's piksure is now on mine RPCC FWIENDS paje dere. Take a look, pwease! http://www.smurgle.net/anais/ -- Purrs,

I fink wee haff been too meen to hur. I am gonna go cuddle hur, effen do she eetz bugz. -- Maggy May

Dere I wuz, havin a relaksin nap in da sun in da purrivacy uv myown home, an Meowmie gitz da kamra an takez picherz! How kan she take a picher uv myownself in such an undignificated pozishun, an den post it online fur awl da whirled to see? Dis kallz fur revenj! Whutever yoo duz, do not let yur...

Purrs for my Marble boy, who went to the Bridge this morning. He would have been 10 years on on the 27th. He was perfectly fine day before yesterday, and last night when we got home from shopping, I noticed he was huddled in his bed and shivering, so I picked him up and cuddled him, and checked...

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! August 2005 1 - Muzzin 2 - Arvid

Rebecca is too shy to nowntz dis herownself, so I will do it. Az uv a fyoo munfz ago, Rebecca iz now a VC (Venerable Cat). I myownself iz only a DOC, but I will also be a VC next yeer. If enneekittee wantz to see deze breeviashunz, dere iz a list at http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/gloss2.html....

Hello again, dear friends. As with my tribute to Harri I ask your indulgence. THat day so many years ago when Nancy and I went to the Petsmart in La Sierra, CA I had no idea that we would be going home with a kitten. WHen Nancy suggested it and pointed out a cage full of tiny tortoishell...

Da booteek durrz wyll be opin Moonday da tenf, an Toozday da 'levent. Awl da tyme It wyll be klozt on Wenzday, wyl efurry gurl kittee iz at da B-U-Tee shop, an gettin reddee furr da Jellical Ball dat effinink. Dere iz uh bigbig bockz ov azzortid ribbinz, an mutsh jeulree. Ennytink yu fynd on da...

She stretches and finds a sleeping doggie and wraps her self around it. snooze... A bigger doggie comes over and wraps about her back. snooze... Daisy-chan giggles, she finally got the middle spot!! Then.. a little doggie rolls over her and lands in the middle and cuddles in.

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If I'm reading my Paw's journal correctly, it was one year ago today that Maw drove to central Missouri and TV's hoomins drove from Illinois to central Missouri to bring Harri Roadcat to him. We all read about Harri and Paw's adventures, and those of us in Highland still get to observe...

owrz hooman sined uses up fur secret Santa, We iz happi dat dey didn't mezz it up diz year, Trudi and Tiger, Dancin arownd waitin fur a pakage alreadi

I would love to go to the Boutique with you and Prince! I need a new tail bow and maybe even a bow tie. Jocko

The Tom Cat is having his lower right canine tooth pulled. Purrs that Ted does not mess up! Purrs that there are no bad side effects to the anesthetic and purrs that the antibiotic prevents infection! Here are two pictures of Tom. https://picasaweb.google.com/johnmcmaster/TomCat

Dis is just too much! Dis has me just so mad... Mine Paw and me stopped in Clam-math Falls fur da nite, cuz da nextest truck stop is 300 miles away. When it getted dark mine Paw connected da hoomin-on-a-string and wez went fur our walk. Dis truck stop does not hab much of a kitty walk area. Dey...

Java heer... I don't wanna depress enny kitty, but I thawt yu mite wanna no... Mine daddy; brudder tu yur Unca Cory, died lastist week. Hiz body wuz fownd by hiz landlord on Sunday last week. It lookz like it wuz nachural cawzez, buttid we won't know whut happened fur a wyul until sum test rezults...

Meow: Does any cat know the Date of the Jellicle Ball?!? And does any cat know WHERE it will be held?!? My brother and I are trying to figure out to access Bobcat's 'puter (and thus the "teleporter") BTW wait till you see the "new" me. And I have been learning to use my powers of the night though I...

Hihi Kitties, Fred and I haven't gotten a lotuv slepe. Tha poooter has been giffin problums and Fred has re-installed da system twice in 2 daze. We're changin applicashuns and da threwput is terrible. We hasn't been able tu get onto da newsgroops and we went fur a long tim without bein able...