Dear friends, respected guests, esteemed hosts: I call dere names, a final time...our beloved Jellicle Honorees: Unknown Kitties, House of Bast Ares, House of Backman Sadie, House of Berkebile Lyger, House of Cameron

is dere sum kitty or doggie dat duzznt wike meh or mai wink MeOwy...ai nebber kan se ma beluved winks poztz n hur uses google. ai wunner watz rong? Kan sumbuddy pweez tel meh? ai m wurried abaow mai mommyt ew cuz hur iz sik. ai dunt wunt tew leef RPCC ifen wee rnt wiked. Luffs Mosey n MeOwy

Gud eevnin, kitteez, an welkum to today's Catifurnia repurrt. After yeerz an yeerz of rane... Whut's dat, Rebecca? Reely? Well, OK, then, I'll start ober. After weekz of rane, we haz finally had a fyoo dayz of sun. Rebecca an me haz bin abul to injoy lyin in da sun in da afternoonz. When dere is...

Are there any Australian kitteez here? I will send a fun--neeeee email about their answers to tourests to yur slave. Pit2nya

Have you Cats got an MC yet? Bobcat

Hihi orl mi furrends :o) Ize mist yuze orl - my Meowmie haz bin niglektin her sekkertarial jootees az ushul sayin sheez bizzy wen she shud be attendin tu mineown korrersponduns! Ennywae, nekst Mundae da 21st Marrch iz mineown purrday anna Ize gonna be Forteen yeers olled anna so furry, furry...

Korektid Lizt: (Co-Secretaree of Bittees ajuztid, alfurrbitizt and memfurz enkloodid in alfurrbitizt lizt az wewll.) IZ DERE ENNEE KITTEE WIFFOWT UH JOB??? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ *** Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable...

I yam thinkin that cutie mite hab feownd uh noo howm wiff uh liddul seben urr aite yeer owld hoomin boi cub, huu juzt lubz tu pway wiff hur awlla da tyme, an letz hur lik hiz faze an noze an nibbul hiz fingurz an slweep wiff him. I tink da boiz nayme is probly Butch urr Joonyer. An hiz meowmee...

I have another computer now, which was given to me, by a very, very nice person :) Unfortunately, I did something to it, and the software I have used to access Usenet since 1998, stopped working. It worked last night, and now it doesn't. I don't know what I did. I think computers just hate...

Ok so dem iz gonna chek ou da ampifeatre where da serimonee iz being held. We haz ta look round for a safe plaze to haff da bitties play while diz iz going on. I ceen a plaze nexdt to da featre it has a rollink hillside, Da bottom iz shapedt like a spoon. Dem kud roll down da hill and land in...

Hihi, kittiez. MuShu da Magnificent here anna I needz a fafur, purrleeze. Mine paw is furry, furry sick. Him furst gottid sick da end of Awegust, but didna tell ennyone. He camed home frum a trip da end of Septemfur anna by mid October wuz inna hospittal. I didna want to bring down da Jellicle...

We will send healing thoughts for your family, and the hoomanz will pray if that's OK with you, Miss Violette Cory wrote in message ... *HISSSSPIT!!!!!!!!* Mine Grandmeowmie haz ben missin' frum da Arr-Vee monsta fur 3 hole daze!!! ...

Small fluffy calico speaks: Mewomie and Paw will always remember Mac as the only cat whoeffer got into the tight little clique of the Out kitties. He just showed up one day in the yard, a beautiful smoke-coated gentleman-cat, but furry thin. TED checked him out and kept him a few days to...

A fren of grambys and auntie sifts just led her know dat annoyer ferns cat named Bertha went toad bridge las nite. Hersedlf was about 14 or 15. Her wented all day way us dem steps to hiz ownbedrrom and died on da bed. Himself jus lost a leg wif dat diapedis stuffz but, iz doing reallli gud....

Dis iz da lastest straw. Meowmie haz kumpleetly faled in herown sponsabiliteez tord us kitteez. I iz so shokked I duznt kno whut to say. Pleez send da kittinz outa da rum befur reeding ennee further. Iz dey gone? OK, gud. Yoo will not beleev dis. Meowmie allowed ussez to run owt uv kittee...

Hi everybody, just wondered if there are a few purrs flying around for me and Gavin. He came home from work today unwell and is now in hospital under observation. They think he MAY have had a small heart attack or else has a severe hiatus hernia. They wont know til all results of tests are in and...

For all the kitties living on the East coast, all of us (me and my little brofur Sammy and my big sisfurs Cleo and Amelia) are sending you lots of purrs and meatloafs (well, Sammy and I haven't quite perfected our meatloaves yet). I heard on the news that something called a hurry-cane was headed...

We have had the final calling of names. The sky is lightening with the advent of a new day. Slowly the clouds part, light filters behind them and soft voices are heard: There are many kitty voices singing together and instrumentalists, too. Is that Siggy? the Mrs? Pouncer? Dyna? What are...

Ladies and gentlemen: I want to remind everyone just how IMPORTANT it is to research The places you send your animals to. http://www.io.com/~aware/KWfiles/FinalWebPageOnKW-ARC.html Please take a look at this page. It is horrifying. I have written emails to friends encouraging them to make ...

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