I don ported hom frum r adBENCHr breefly, wit meye truzty companion WooToo, to deel wiff a seryus problum. Uncl Bill has beeen notty anna possubly offended sumcats on heeer. Heee iz unnerstandubly uckset about hiz silly baseball teem. So I med him type dis. Heee wishez to pologiz to efferycat dat...

I am astin beclaws widdle SaMANfa an da ress ub usses wanna gno howe shee iz doin. Iff shee is seepin, we will wate until shee can typebite to heer. Wee lubs herseff. -- WooToo four da hous

Mommy Mick grooomed mineseff an I dint WIKE itted. In fak, I maded her stop wunce butted she cotted mee agane an finiched. An I was in a bad mude. DEN Uncl Bill eeted mine otemeel wiff budder an creme an onwee leff a littl bit for mineseff an I had to SHAR it wiff Maggy May. Sew I was in a worser...

Hello, we at diss hous is formin da "Getting in Uncl Bills Weigh Klub." We wuz gonna cawl it da "Stanning and Woking in Uncl Billz Weigh Klub" butted da Bear an Sunrise, da Pritty wun, poinud out dat dey dew der bessest wurk lyin an sittin in Uncl Billz weiigh. I myseff wike to wok s-l-o-l-y in...

Wee is haffin funfun at da partee still. Butted gnoos from hom is dat da hous is berried unner wots ob SNOW. -- WooToo

Widdl Samanfa wuz getting kina skruffy, sew she wen to getted a harecut. da Bear wuz berry, berry wurried wen she wented out da dor wiffout her. She was gond for OWERS an wee wunderd wen shee wud come hom. Den she cam bak an she wookd SEW pritty. Yoo cood see her big eyes agan. Bear wuz furry...

Mine first storee ob da day: Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me, sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins...

Wutt widdl gnotty purson tride too com intoo MINE rume? I wuz at da dor an diss purrson started to wok rite in wiff her widdl tale waggin. Shee fott dat bein kyute wood keep me frum beeter herseff upped. Butted I had da paw ob venjinse reddy to strike down upond her. Butted Uncl Bill savd her. Hee...

Da pattybawl games at Wimbuldun is almos over an it is neerly time for da Catlympic Games ob 2012. I am enterin da hoomin trainin competishun. I gotted Uncl Bill awl crated up an reddy to port to London. An I got da stuff for him too fetsch. Den hee will obey me an I will show dat I am...

At dis tim ub yeer it behoofies usses to memember dat da silivation ub catkind gneeds da uposubl fums ub da hoomins. Wiffout DEM, we might haff to trane da raccooms an dat wud be too mulch wike WORK. -- Maggy May

Kud yoo tell meeself wy I haff SNOW on mine furrs? I don' go to da OUT an I am too busy wookin reel gud too do any snow-kittee stuff. Sew, howcum? -- Sunrise, the PRITTY WUN, hoo iz colded an wetted hoomin note: The nearest I can figure is that she was too close to Bear after we came in from our...

Meee anna wascal got dissi dea frum a TV show bout uvver wascals. Weee issa tird uv beein paw-batted anna uv wady cats hooo fink dey are so PRITTY datdey ken getway wiff ANYFING. We wanna ralleee da boycatss toda flag uv independence an sef-respek. Dey put der hoofies inda fudz bowl. Dey yooz da...

I wuz hom cept durin da winkin itsef. Wich wuz byootiful anna solem. Ennyway, I saw Uncl Bill put silly _horns_ on r d*g Bear's hed. Anna Bear jump roun an dint seeem to mind dem. But it wuz silly. Anna effury tim da chilren com to dadoor for treets, Uncl Bill anna Bear giv dem candy an Bear got...

R d*g Bear ast mee to mak Uncl Bill Typebite dis. Maggie May I wud wike allda kitty-loving protector-d*gz on dis wut is it?/fanku nusegroop to fourm a klub. Wee wud promis to continyoo luffing r kitty frenz an protecdeeng dem frum notty parrots anna coyotes anna uvver notty stuff. An too play...

Uncl Bill filld up myveryown fudz boll anna gived mee a niz bowl of freshcool watr. Wichiz furry nize anni preciate it. Da staff shud be preciated anna knot ingnord. HoWEVER, he den opund hiz soopcase anna fild it wf close anna wenn away. Ann hee wuz gon for TOO darknights an I had two cuddleseep...

The porter device twinkles in the corner of the old barn. It is very late on a a very cold Catnetticul night but the weary cat who walks through the yard and into the house seems more tired than cold as he drags two sacks with him. He is clearly damp and his steps are not quick. When he is halfway...

Wascal wakes up in the afternoon. Daddy has gone to wurk at da post awful. Wascal drags his tired butt over to the litter-box avert our eyes Then he goes and hits the kibble reel hard anna hass a nic loooong drink uv cool watr. Heather bounces in through the cat/d*g door. "Winnie, I will...

Uncl Bill likes diss songg an it IZ better den himself singing. Butted da pikchoorrs ub funnee an byootiful kittees r effen better. AN der is gno parruts. Maggy May http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6YZGsQDlAI Hooming note: It's Al Stewart's "Year of the Cat" with a montage of cat pictures.

Da turkey-bird iz hiding in da refriginatoar. Wee haff notted hurd a peep out ub him sinc dey brotted him in frum da car. Wee iz takin turins wachin da refriginatoar. Hee will GNOT getted aweigh. -- Maggy May, presidor ub da commitee to eet up da turkey-bird

Ant Micki cam to mine room today. Shee fixd mine kabl sew I can watsh Aminal Plamet. Wich wuz furry gneiss ob herseff. Den we snuggled an tokd an shee petted mee an tole me how cuddly and cute I am, wiff witsh I modustlee agreed. An den shee sed Uncl Bill shood cleen mine rume. An shee wuz...