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WOOK at da Gibsun on da aminal plamet!! by Will in New Haven
Hee iz da whirlds tallest d*ggy. Hee iz a grate dane. da Bear wanna be dat bigbig. -- WooToo
April 19th 09 06:16 AM
by MeOwy Go to last post
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Samanfa's Hous by Will in New Haven
Samanfa brotted a hous wiff hur wen shee moffd in. She don' stay in it muches. She seeps in mommy's bed an on da carput in mommy's rume an she stays in da rume wereffur mommy iz or wiff Uncl Bill wen shee is awak. Butted she EETS in der wiff da door closd an summytims she naps der wen da hoomins is...
August 28th 09 08:33 PM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
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I am anoyd atted Maggy May by Will in New Haven
Diss affergnoon liddle SaMANfa wuz eetin her fudz in herown Hous an, az yooshual, she leff jus a tinee tase in her bole four mineseff, az wee haff become furry gud frenz indood. An MAGGY MAY rund intoo Samanfa's hous wile I wuz politely tissing gnoses wiff Samanfa. An shee eeted MINE fudz. (human...
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September 14th 09 09:34 PM
by Stormmee Go to last post
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Da Mommy an Child Re-yoonium by Will in New Haven
Dear awl: Sum hoomins ast Uncl Bill to post diss heer beclaws dey red it at da uther nosegroop. Wee ar workin on a gud Meowchat tranlimiruashun butted wee will post da crood hoomin vershun here. Da translimurashun will apeer in diss thred wen we finisherate itted. We is gnot as gudgud at diss as...
July 20th 10 05:26 AM
by Gabrielle[_2_] Go to last post
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Frum WooToo by Will in New Haven
If yoor hoomin is giffin yoons a skritch an it ain eggZAKlee wher yoons wann it, the bess weigh to hanl it iz too use yoor paw to push da hoomins han to wher yoo DEW wan it. It iz NOTTED appropriate to use yoor CLAWS an hurted da nis hoomin hoo is tryin, howeffer stoopidly an clumsily, too be nise...
July 20th 10 02:56 AM
by MeOwy Go to last post
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Ant Micki finks I am smartted by Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill used da howl-monster on da rugg in mine rume. I am a vetrun ob da howl-monster. Our Mommie used wun all da thym an I stopt beein skard ub dem long ago. Den Anti Micki used a differun kin ob monnister on our flor. Itted wuz big an yoosd steem. Wile shee didded dat I sat camlee on da bed,...
July 28th 10 01:54 AM
by MeOwy Go to last post
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Mine Walk by Will in New Haven
Granby sed dat I hadda venture. I din' fink ob moss ub it as a venture. I juss wented out for a wok. It wuz a warrum effening an I wuz ressless, sew I tride to get Hether-dog to com ouside an play butted shee wuz feelin lazee an it wuz tootoo hot for her, sew I wented alon. Daddy was in bed, so I...
July 31st 10 04:52 AM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
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Lady Di an Anti Befferly hab Gud Gnus by Will in New Haven
Efferywun gnows I wuv mine Ant Befferly, I hop. Shee wud com down an reskyoo mee from da basemunt monnister offer on Wite Street befour wee movd. An I fink she tokd Mommy Micki intoo movin frum ther, sew da basemunt monnister wud weev me aloan. An efferywun gnows shee haz a furry gnise an pritty...
August 19th 10 09:54 PM
by MeOwy Go to last post
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A Short Bisick by Will in New Haven
It wuz furry late oclok. I wuz minin mine own bisness on da big eeting tabl. All da hoomins wuz tukd intoo dere bedses, sew gno wun coold ubjek. EXCEP da Bear. Hee startud yelling "GET OFF DA TABL" wike is a powees doggy or somfin. He gnos der is a rool bout getting on da tabul an, DISS is funnee,...
September 8th 10 06:36 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Big Nooz, Samanfa Dog by Will in New Haven
Reporting frum House Reich/House Cody: Dis iz yoor reporter Maggy May. Da babee Shih Tzu Samanfa has moved in wiff usses. Her iz reel big, bigger den me alreddy. Shee has a little hous to eet her dinner in butted she walks aroun da house da ress ub da tyme. Mommy brung her hom today. I have...
August 23rd 09 06:06 PM
by Stormmee Go to last post
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A Serremoney at Da Bridj by Will in New Haven
Efferywun hoo wuz neer da end ub da Brij diss mornin saw diss serremoney. All ub da servus doggies hoo r heer waitin for der frenz wuz lined up in formashun, werrin der harnesses an stannin strate an tall. Dey wuz lookin at da cloud-door wher sum ub usses arrived wen wee gotted heer. Menny kittees...
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August 21st 09 06:52 AM
by Granby Go to last post
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Diss IZ RONG by Will in New Haven
da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four hiz wak lass nite. Wee wated by da door four wen dey comed in beclaws it wuz makin loud boomerz, sew wee wuz wurreed for demselvs. An dey comed in an da Bear SHOOK hisself and drownded all ub us wiff kold waddur. Hee has don dis befour. Mak him STOP. --
April 29th 09 12:57 AM
by Mosey =`^..^`= Go to last post
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A Purliminary Report on Bittees by Will in New Haven
Frum da Sekreterry ub Bittees Der iz lotsa bittees and gudgud homs need two be foun four all ub dem. In da meenwile: Da mommy cats ar doin wunnerful fings to tak kar ob der bittees an shud be prazed and hepd weneffur possible. Da fyew mommy cats hoo don' gnow HOW shud get hep an instrukshun. Doz...
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April 26th 09 06:02 AM
by Pi2nya AKA Sweetee[_2_] Go to last post
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Efferyfing OK butted da Bear rund outa da frunt dour by Will in New Haven
Sinse effereekittee but mineself iz on ad kruze, I fink dey otta gnow. da Bear gotted out wile da gnice are-condishuning man wuz workin in da hous. Mommy Mickey yelled four Uncl Bill an RUND out wiff da weesh. Uncl Bill tol me GNOT twoo com out wiff himself. Butted da Bear was nex dour at da...
April 25th 09 11:25 AM
by Stormmee Go to last post
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Could Someone Who isn't Crying Put up a Candle by Will in New Haven
For Kitty Farm Cat. -- Will in New Haven Merry meet and merry part and merry meet again
April 28th 09 09:35 AM
by Fred[_2_] Go to last post
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Uncl Bill Iz Stubbern by Will in New Haven
Wee had a LOTT ub funder and LITNING an I wenn unna da bed, wike enny sensibl purrsun. An den Uncl Bill cam hom frum wurk. An I kalld too him frum unner da bed. I tokd too himself an tole him itted iz muchmuch safer unner da bed. Butted hee didn' lissun. Den I ORDERD him to come unner da bed. I...
June 27th 09 10:29 AM
by Granby Go to last post
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DATZ ENUF by Will in New Haven
On Jul 26, 11:29*pm, "Granby" wrote: I don kno who iz in charj of deeze fings, effen it iz Bast. *Dat iz enuf. No more kitties or Doggies or Hoomanz needz to leaf for da Bridge. *""Dere haz been too mani and dere iz too muchez sadnez around da kommunitee/ Piglet just...
July 28th 09 03:21 PM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
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Uncl Bill iz GNOT Obaying Mineself by Will in New Haven
Der iz a pritty burdy dat flize aroun da winnow ober r bed. I watsh itseff all da tim. Today I figurd owt how I cud catsh da burdy. I wookd at da burdy an den "beeped" at Uncl Bill. Dat iz mine command beep. It meenz "dew wut I wan. NEOW" and he duz. Butted he dint. He wookd at mee an...
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August 3rd 09 08:28 PM
by MeOwy Go to last post
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Diss wuz FUNNeee by Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill gotted up erlee sew dat da Bear cood tak him four hiz walkee. Den hee feeded da Bear an uss kittees. Den hee tookt da cubbers off ub da parrot kajes an turnd on der telebishun. Den he gnotist dat da Buddie's wadder wuz disgussing, sew he desided to chaynge da wadder. Wen hee wuz dun he...
August 17th 09 03:54 AM
by Granby Go to last post
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Uncl Bill iz Clumzee by Will in New Haven
It wuz gnite an effurrywun was almoss reddy to get sum cuddleeseep. Da parrut houses was coverd up an Buddy had effen stopt sayin "gud nite." da Bear an wittl SaMANfa wuz takin Uncl Bill four his wok. So I jumpt up on mine winnow sill, sew I cood watsch dem an sew peopl cood see mine byooty. An...
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September 18th 10 11:44 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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