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April 19th 09 06:16 AM
by MeOwy
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Samanfa's Hous by
Will in New Haven
Samanfa brotted a hous wiff hur wen shee moffd in. She don' stay in it
muches. She seeps in mommy's bed an on da carput in mommy's rume an
she stays in da rume wereffur mommy iz or wiff Uncl Bill wen shee is
awak. Butted she EETS in der wiff da door closd an summytims she naps
der wen da hoomins is...
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I am anoyd atted Maggy May by
Will in New Haven
Diss affergnoon liddle SaMANfa wuz eetin her fudz in herown Hous an,
az yooshual, she leff jus a tinee tase in her bole four mineseff, az
wee haff become furry gud frenz indood.
An MAGGY MAY rund intoo Samanfa's hous wile I wuz politely tissing
gnoses wiff Samanfa. An shee eeted MINE fudz.
(human...
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Da Mommy an Child Re-yoonium by
Will in New Haven
Dear awl: Sum hoomins ast Uncl Bill to post diss heer beclaws dey red
it at da uther nosegroop. Wee ar workin on a gud Meowchat
tranlimiruashun butted wee will post da crood hoomin vershun here. Da
translimurashun will apeer in diss thred wen we finisherate itted. We
is gnot as gudgud at diss as...
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Frum WooToo by
Will in New Haven
If yoor hoomin is giffin yoons a skritch an it ain eggZAKlee wher
yoons wann it, the bess weigh to hanl it iz too use yoor paw to push
da hoomins han to wher yoo DEW wan it. It iz NOTTED appropriate to use
yoor CLAWS an hurted da nis hoomin hoo is tryin, howeffer stoopidly an
clumsily, too be nise...
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July 20th 10 02:56 AM
by MeOwy
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Ant Micki finks I am smartted by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill used da howl-monster on da rugg in mine rume. I am a vetrun
ob da howl-monster. Our Mommie used wun all da thym an I stopt beein
skard ub dem long ago. Den Anti Micki used a differun kin ob monnister
on our flor. Itted wuz big an yoosd steem. Wile shee didded dat I sat
camlee on da bed,...
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July 28th 10 01:54 AM
by MeOwy
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Mine Walk by
Will in New Haven
Granby sed dat I hadda venture. I din' fink ob moss ub it as a
venture. I juss wented out for a wok. It wuz a warrum effening an I
wuz ressless, sew I tride to get Hether-dog to com ouside an play
butted shee wuz feelin lazee an it wuz tootoo hot for her, sew I
wented alon. Daddy was in bed, so I...
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Lady Di an Anti Befferly hab Gud Gnus by
Will in New Haven
Efferywun gnows I wuv mine Ant Befferly, I hop. Shee wud com down an
reskyoo mee from da basemunt monnister offer on Wite Street befour wee
movd. An I fink she tokd Mommy Micki intoo movin frum ther, sew da
basemunt monnister wud weev me aloan.
An efferywun gnows shee haz a furry gnise an pritty...
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August 19th 10 09:54 PM
by MeOwy
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A Short Bisick by
Will in New Haven
It wuz furry late oclok. I wuz minin mine own bisness on da big eeting
tabl. All da hoomins wuz tukd intoo dere bedses, sew gno wun coold
ubjek.
EXCEP da Bear. Hee startud yelling "GET OFF DA TABL" wike is a powees
doggy or somfin. He gnos der is a rool bout getting on da tabul an,
DISS is funnee,...
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Big Nooz, Samanfa Dog by
Will in New Haven
Reporting frum House Reich/House Cody:
Dis iz yoor reporter Maggy May. Da babee Shih Tzu Samanfa has moved in
wiff usses. Her iz reel big, bigger den me alreddy. Shee has a little
hous to eet her dinner in butted she walks aroun da house da ress ub
da tyme. Mommy brung her hom today. I have...
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A Serremoney at Da Bridj by
Will in New Haven
Efferywun hoo wuz neer da end ub da Brij diss mornin saw diss
serremoney.
All ub da servus doggies hoo r heer waitin for der frenz wuz lined up
in formashun, werrin der harnesses an stannin strate an tall. Dey wuz
lookin at da cloud-door wher sum ub usses arrived wen wee gotted heer.
Menny kittees...
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August 21st 09 06:52 AM
by Granby
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Diss IZ RONG by
Will in New Haven
da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four hiz wak lass nite. Wee wated by da door
four wen dey comed in beclaws it wuz makin loud boomerz, sew wee wuz
wurreed for demselvs.
An dey comed in an da Bear SHOOK hisself and drownded all ub us wiff
kold waddur.
Hee has don dis befour. Mak him STOP.
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A Purliminary Report on Bittees by
Will in New Haven
Frum da Sekreterry ub Bittees
Der iz lotsa bittees and gudgud homs need two be foun four all ub
dem.
In da meenwile:
Da mommy cats ar doin wunnerful fings to tak kar ob der bittees an
shud be prazed and hepd weneffur possible. Da fyew mommy cats hoo don'
gnow HOW shud get hep an instrukshun. Doz...
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Efferyfing OK butted da Bear rund outa da frunt dour by
Will in New Haven
Sinse effereekittee but mineself iz on ad kruze, I fink dey otta
gnow.
da Bear gotted out wile da gnice are-condishuning man wuz workin in da
hous. Mommy Mickey yelled four Uncl Bill an RUND out wiff da weesh.
Uncl Bill tol me GNOT twoo com out wiff himself.
Butted da Bear was nex dour at da...
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Uncl Bill Iz Stubbern by
Will in New Haven
Wee had a LOTT ub funder and LITNING an I wenn unna da bed, wike enny
sensibl purrsun. An den Uncl Bill cam hom frum wurk.
An I kalld too him frum unner da bed. I tokd too himself an tole him
itted iz muchmuch safer unner da bed. Butted hee didn' lissun. Den I
ORDERD him to come unner da bed. I...
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June 27th 09 10:29 AM
by Granby
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DATZ ENUF by
Will in New Haven
On Jul 26, 11:29*pm, "Granby" wrote:
I don kno who iz in charj of deeze fings, effen it iz Bast. *Dat iz enuf.
No more kitties or Doggies or Hoomanz needz to leaf for da Bridge. *""Dere
haz been too mani and dere iz too muchez sadnez around da kommunitee/
Piglet just...
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Uncl Bill iz GNOT Obaying Mineself by
Will in New Haven
Der iz a pritty burdy dat flize aroun da winnow ober r bed. I watsh
itseff all da tim. Today I figurd owt how I cud catsh da burdy.
I wookd at da burdy an den "beeped" at Uncl Bill. Dat iz mine command
beep. It meenz "dew wut I wan. NEOW" and he duz.
Butted he dint. He wookd at mee an...
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August 3rd 09 08:28 PM
by MeOwy
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Diss wuz FUNNeee by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill gotted up erlee sew dat da Bear cood tak him four hiz
walkee. Den hee feeded da Bear an uss kittees. Den hee tookt da
cubbers off ub da parrot kajes an turnd on der telebishun. Den he
gnotist dat da Buddie's wadder wuz disgussing, sew he desided to
chaynge da wadder.
Wen hee wuz dun he...
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August 17th 09 03:54 AM
by Granby
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Uncl Bill iz Clumzee by
Will in New Haven
It wuz gnite an effurrywun was almoss reddy to get sum cuddleeseep. Da
parrut houses was coverd up an Buddy had effen stopt sayin "gud
nite."
da Bear an wittl SaMANfa wuz takin Uncl Bill four his wok. So I jumpt
up on mine winnow sill, sew I cood watsch dem an sew peopl cood see
mine byooty.
An...
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