iz we gowin to da catna day parti, or izit a buzy time fur the sherrifz depurtmint, Stormmee hopeful

fang yoursef, i has lotsa timezta catsider mine job when da hoominz gowez owt anna i hasta still go inna penthowze, tv -- Have a great day "Adam" wrote in message ... x checkerz no cat has played checjerz diz monf, anna...

it has come to mine attenshun dat der iz two areaz of cat cern fur uses more mature kitteez. 1 when you getsa certin age da hoominz seem ta be freaked owt anna takez yoursef to da ted more ofin, i iz not sure ifin diz iz beclawz dey haz nofin better ta du or ifin itz beclawz da ted mind...

der i wuz inna kitchun, furri thinked i wuz pwain wiffa toy... but dat toy jumped away anna hitted furriz futz, den i grabbed itsef agin... it wuza real mowzee anna i wuz pwain wif mine fudz... den furri taked itsef away inna coffee contaner anna put it inna owt, chester, who had pwannedta gif...

wuz so kule we efin pwayed wiffa box efurithin kamed in... we getted lotsa kule stuffz... anna we iz decidin ownsership of da new binki... it iz juzt fur kitteez... it efin haz kitty pawpwintz onit, Tiger fur his howze, -- Have a great day

da soft speaked wif hersef diz morin anna hersef iz purti sure her willz be gowin home today, unlezz sumfin duzint go rite. hersef iz inna gud muud anna purti potomiztik butted hersef iz alzo bein realiztik, Trudi -- Have a great day

she wanted to go home today but the doctor says at least one more day to get her all fixed up with medicines and hardwear so earliestt release is tomorrow morning, soft -- Have a great day

here i iz i iz readi ta skort yoursef but i still duzint haffa kusume,... i juzt kuldint think of anithinmmm duz you haza idermint. tiger -- Have a great day

i iz herta take yoursef to da parti, ifin you duzint haffa kusume i bringed you diz here angelz kusume, sinze you iz such a wunnerful angel in mine life... chester, dressed aza food kritic wiffa a big bib anna lotsa pokets ta store... samplez -- Have a great day

Trudi has paked da porter, wif alla thingz efuricat else wanted... she tucks her skort buk, tvs bak pak anna sum xtra fudz, then, she ties a black cape on tv, you iz gowin az batman, you kan wear yourown furz fur da head part beclawz itz s zatli like hoomin mazk, so wif diz kape you hasa kusume...

a porter twinkles onna porch offa howze in new hafin... a rather unkempt kittee stepz owt anna ringz da bell... when da door opinz MH sayz... i iz herta pik up missee... iz hersef readi? MH haz hiz pawz full wif pakagez... i bringed sum flowerz fur maggie may ann sum hoomin baby fudz fur...

MH triezta smooth hiz furz, gifz up anna goez by missy... da cepshun iz almozt ofur, kan i haffa lazt danze befure i takez yoursef home? MH... hopin nocat nitizes hiz furz juzt will NOT behaf -- Have a great day

Tiger approaches the podium and clearz hizown throat. Bob waz a manx lukin kitty wif veri soft furz anna no tail, da soft'z mom taked him in when da polize officerz telled her dat it wuz hiz lazt day befure bein sented to da brige... no hoomin unnerstood how he got where he wuz anna he had no...

didja seen mine pozt? iz you gonnal low minesef ta skort yoursef to da moon? MH

juzt deleted alla namez offa suggeshunz fur da teamz so ifin someone kuld repozt dem i wuld be greetful, Trudi hissed off atta softz misguided fingerz!!!

i iz gonna letsa soft tawk belawz hersef iz krankee, OEJ hoomin note: as of this instant, we no longer open forwards, we will deleted them as soon as they arrive, we are sick of getting viruses from otherwise innocent looking emails, and forget it if it has an attchment its owtta here, soft...

she sayed it getted all krankee anna den frozed up so her wentedta restarit anna now it wunt wurk... so we needsa purr furritsef ta getz itsef betterer on its own or hope da fixit guy can dowit qwik, OEJ

so da furree wented owt ta getz da errandz... when himz returned him hadda box whut sayed "fortuna" onit, so we investigated it anna we had troblez twinta figure owt how four whole toonaz wuld be inder, so chester tryda opin da box, and HRMPH, it wuz hoomin cigarettez, HRMPH!!! naztee smokee...

as the night mist clears, cats make their way to the courtyard of the fine eating establishment where the cats have dined, danced and remembered their friends. Trudi has gone a little ahead of everyone else, even ahead of her housemates. She is sitting in the perfect spot to see those she...

so der i wuz sweepin onna table mindin mine own buzinezz, when i wuz rudelee waked up by da soft waffin anna gramby yellin anna OT growlin... it seemz dat da gramby anna soft wuz shoppin on line fur kukin panz, den whenna gramby whent to getsa toona card OT seed it anna snatched it up mumblin...