First uv awl, I iz OK, so nokittee needz to wurree, speshullee myown Toonya Sweetee. Meowmie opinned da kabnit unner da kichen sink to pull owt da garbij so she kud put sumfing in itself. I wuz takin da opurrtoonitee to inspektagate unner dere, when awl uv a suddin she startz pushin da garbij...

Meowmie iz goin to da hospittle tomorro, an we wud like to port down to stay wif yurownself after she leevz. We will purrobly port bak a kupple uv timez a day so da howsesitter duznt git suspishus, an to eet da fudz she putz owt (derez no sentz in wastin da fudz!). Iz dat still OK? Sundance

Meowmie wented to da stor to git mor treetz fur ussez. When she gotted bak, she sed dat she had botted AWL da treetz an didnt leev ennee fur uther kitteez! I wuz shokked dat she wud do dat -- whut iz da uther kitteez spozed to hav fur treetz now? I wantz to pollagize fur Meowmie takin awl da...

Meowmie wuz tawkin to Unka Serge on da phonetawkyfingy, an she letted myownself purr to him! Sundance

Lately, wheneffur I needz to sneez, I makez shur to sneez on Meowmie so dat she knowz bowt it. Dis iz juss wun uv da waze I keepz her in da loop. When Rebecca haz a hareball, she hurks it up rite in da middle uv da flor so Meowmie will be shur to see it. Whut duz yoo do to make shur yurown...

Weze sorree we haznt postid much lately -- sekkaterry purroblimz, yoo know. It seems like Meowmie gitz furry sadsad when she fingkz abowt RPCC, kuz it makez her fingk about Unka Serge goin to da brij. We will keep tryin to git her to post fur ussez, tho, kuz we wantz to be heer. Sundance and...

Happee Purrday to yoo Happee Purrday to yoo Happee Purrday deer Toonya Happee Purrday to yoo! Toonya Sweetee, I haz bin furry happee bein yurown wink, and I hopez we haz mennee mor yeerz togedder! Sundance

Meowmie buyed sum hamburger meet. She took juss a liddle bit uv it, an made a liddle hamburger, an putted it in a pan to cook. It smelled wunnerful, an when I went to see whut she wuz doin, I figgered it muss be fur myownself kuz it wuz so liddle. How nice uv herownself, I fingked. I supervized...

Sundance: Meowmie sez she iz sendin ussez on vacayshun. Whare shall we go? Rebecca, haz yoo lukked at deze? Rebecca: Itz not vacayshun, itz jale, kitty jale. Sundance: Dis wun fur da Italyun Rivvyera lukz furry nice. Lotz uf sun an bootiful vyooz. Uv korse, da Swiss Alpz iz bootiful, too. I...

Meowmie haz bin kallin me a difurent name. She keepz sayin fingz like, "Owch, why duz yoo lik myown noze?" or "Owch, git yurown klawz outta me!" My name iz not Owch, it iz Sundance. Sundance, not Owch

Meowmie iz kleenin owt kabnitz, an uv korse I wantz to hewp. I jumped up on da kownter an walked over to whare she wuz puttin da stuff dat she taked owt uv da kabnits. She sed to myownself, "Sundance turn around and go back over there," so I did, an den I walked bak. Itz not myown fawlt if she...

Durin my reguler rowndz tuday, I discubbered dat dere wuz a bokz where dere didnt use to be a bokz. I repurrtid dis to da sekkaterry, an she sed she alreddy knowed abowt it. She putted da bokz in a kabnit kuz she sed I had inspektagated it enuf. Dat iz da fangkz I gitz fur tryin to make shur da...

On Friday, mose uv da furnichurz an fingz iz being taked owt uv da howse so dat sum asbestusmonsterz kan be remooved. Dat will inklood da pooter, so we purroblee wont be abul to post fur a kupple uv weeks or so. Da sekkaterry mite be abul to send emalez to let peepulz know whutz goin on, but she...

We kant stay fur long, but we wantid to let da kamoonitee know dat we iz kurrintlee servin as nursekitteez fur owrown meowmie, who may hav noomoanya, so we mite not be abul to be heer much fur a wile. Sundance

Well, datz da badbad nooz. Da gudgud nooz iz dat all da werk in owrown hows iz almost dun! Soon all da furnichurz will be back whare dey iz supose to be and dere will be no more stranjer hoominz trompin arown makin noyzynoyzez, den we will be abul to go bak home like normul. Sundance

Dere I wuz, relaxin on Meowmie's arm while she uzed da pooter, an she telled me dat I iz not ergonommik kuz I iz restin on herown arm. I sez, if I iznt ergonommik, den ergonommik muss be a bad fing, but whut duz it meen ezackly? Sundance

Now dat we haz had so much noo stufz put into da howse, I haz decidid to hewp Meowmie keep da place kleen. I haz develupped a shorthand fur komunikatin variuss fingz. Fur ezample, when I wantid to say, "Meowmie, deze grossery bagz shud not be left owt on da eetin tabul, dey shud be puttid...

When yoo iz moovin owrownselvez an owrown feetz iz draggin, dat shud tell yoo dat we duz not want to be mooved! Sundance

Rebecca an me desided to stok up sum fudz in kase dere iz a erfkwake or da lektrisitee goez owt or we gitz hungree or sumfing. We kudnt stok up owrown reglar fudz, kuz Meowmie givz ussez such a pittyful amownt dat we needz to eet it awl to keep up owrown strengf. We desided to save sum uv da...

Rebecca says, "Hey, efurrykittee -- luk up!" The night sky is shimmering. There are faint traces of violet, indigo, blue, green, yellow, orange, and red. The colors come together and become more vibrant and then, there it is: the Rainbow Bridge! When the kitties look closely, it seems they can...