Meomie sez I iz an obbulgat carnyvore. I haz no purroblem wif thu 'carnyvore' part - I likes a bita fishies or meet or evun a nice mousie as much as eny cat. But wat is this hoomin thery that I is obbulgated tu eet meet an not, jus as an eggsampul, eggspensive impurrted shortbred cookies made...

Meomie furgotted thu catfud. Theer iz youshually a noo bag inna cupboard I kant reech, but she gaved me thu last uv thu old stuff yesturday, an this mornin, she found out theer wuz no noo bag. An she spent mosta thu hollydays inna store (or so it seems)! too buzy byin hoomin stuff tu rememfur...

Furst alla pilos an cushuns an old blakies disapeered. Then thu gyant footon itself disapeered. Butted al iz well - wen we gotten outa thu pooter rum yesturday, we found out tha a noo luvseet had appeered. We luves it. Ower only kweschun is weer duz eny hoomin sit? This noo seet only haz enuff...

I just happened across this one: http://basicinstructions.net/?p=539 Cheryl

Las nite Meomie wuz lukin fur hur dansin shoos. They iz furry lite shoos like slippurs, and she had them onna Satturday cuz thu dans groop haadda soshul dans, an she wuz goin round befur the regyoular dans on Monday sayin I memfurs putting them in a spayshul playse so I wudnt lose them, onna...

I wuz tryin an tryin to kommunikate wif myne Meomie, an nuffin wuz gettin thru! I duznt fink I haz thu hang uv this tellepafy stuff. Sam Sam likes company, as have his predecessors. So, like many people, I have a top drawer in my desk left open and holding a pillow so that a cat keeping me...

A big tough-looking black cat walks to thu podium, lukking nurvous. Wen I camed tu myne noo home there wuz a furry old cat livin heer alredy. She wuz a shorthare tabby wif silky furz in alla kindsz colurs, wat yu mite call tabby-torby, and she wuz skary. She has thiz way uv lukkin at yu an...

I hadda stranj naksident - I gotten bited by a drawre! I wuz playing thu youshual game uv noking fings offa dresser erly inna mornin an when I wuz climin onnit, a bak paw went inna drawer wat wuz open an liddul bit and thu draw bited it! I cudent get it out! I falled tu the floor wif wun paw...

Meomie haz bin puttin fings in a bag. Notted thu bakpak she puts fings in alla tyme an not thuu liddul bags she takes tu thu soopurmarket anna liberry. This iz thu bag that lives onna top shelf inna sewin room, an last tyme she used that wun, she went off an bandoned me fur ages an ages an ages....

Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her, an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu a noo house by...

Myne Meomie iz mumblin sumfin bout diggin fur China fur sum reeson an I duznt unnerstan why she seems annoied. We haz tu lidderboxes inna bak rum. An uf corse theer iz lotsa eggstra lidder. Becuz it iz kinda hevy an Meomie iz kind feebul, wen she buys thu big cheep bockses, she puts thu liddur...

Meomie got this fing bout myne clawz - she lykes cuttin them off. Butted she cudnt find thu cat claw clipperz - they haz myseriyously disappeered! Thiz mornin, Memoie sed 'Sam, I iz tired uv yur clawz hookin on effuryfing yu walks on. I iz tired uv puttin stikytape onna luvseet bekus yu iz...

I'd never heard of a place like this befo http://www.cbc.ca/news/citizenbytes/2009/02/1_hour_of_heavy_petting_one_ca.html The posters do tend to get off on the cat vs dog tangent, though. Cheryl

-- Cheryl

Aftur alla these yeers, Meomie's gitting a liddul slow wif thu communikatin. Haz eny uf yu solved this puroblem? An egsampul: I haz gotten a pull-out bed wif a comfy pillow inna pooter desk, so I kin keep hur company wen she uses thu pooter. Thu pillow went missin an thu bed wuznt comfurble. Well,...

Sum tyme ago, I menchuned ower TED had gone away, an I wuz warned that maybe theer wuz othur TEDs an I shundt sellabrate tutu soon. Yu wuz all rite. Betsy an me wuz snoozin peesfully this mornin wen Meomie cot us totally unpurpared, put uz inna boxes an dragged uz, meowin an yowlin,tu TED. When we...

Me an Cinnamon has bin onna missin list doo, as youshual, tu thu falingz uv thu hoomin sekkertary. we haz noted a noo arrivul, an sum sukksefful TED trips (altho notted enuf TED attaks, i hasta say) aniz glad tu see them. Besidez notted riting fur uz, ower Meomie haz bin cat-sittin. I mite hav...

Or we wud be inna d*ghouse iffn we had wun. We duznt kwite unnerstand why, tho. This iz wat happin. Meomie bot sum catfuds. Mos unyoushually, she left it onna floor, so we cud inspek it, butted ower effurts wuznt sukkessful cuz thu bag wuz furry strong an we only made liddul holes innit. So...

Fangu all fur yur kind comments altho unfurtunately da soggy catfuds gotten throed out befur we cud dry them or anyfing lyke that. Yestiday Meomie camed home aftur a longlong day. Thiz time she putted thu noo catfuds inna hihi cupbord, thu only wun inna kitchen we kant reech. It wuz a hothot...

We haz a diffurnce uv opinyun heer. I iz sayin it iz eech creechurs responsibililty tu wach were they puts theer feets, spayshully wen they haz only tu to keep trak uv. An eny comments bout how Cinnie iz lyin spred out onna floor wen she iznt upchukin hareballs wile I iz konstantly 'youlin' an...