Gis, u no how u luf yur hoomins but sumtimes u just wunder abowt whut goes on in thayr heds? Well, last week, on Washday, r hoomin lost thu House Keys. In Thu Hows. How she did that we dont no & she duznt eethur. Then she lost thu Kissamouse Kards! Hur xkuss iz that she iz kleenin & nothin iz...

My dear Secret Santa, We must apologize for the tardiness of our secretary. We received your gift to us about two weeks ago. We are eagerly anticipating the opening of it and the enjoying of its contents. With warmest Christmas wishes to you and yours, I remain, Sailor Baylor Brown, DOC,...

Hi, gis! mom ses she haz 2 kissamouse buks. yur hoomins mite get them iff thay wantud at thu liberry. az sum hoomins say. 1 iz bi Margaret Wise Brown & kalled A Pussycat's Christmas. Thu othur 1 iz The Twelve Days of Christmas Cats by Don Daily. Thay haf sum gud drawins uf kittees and BIG KATS in...

2 gray kittees run thru thu rum! sliddin' on thu tiles. "thu door iz open! thu door iz open. thayr's burdies owt thare! Weee!" Hi, kittees, in btween lukin at burdies, we want 2 introdoos rselves! I'm Mollie. I'm uh liddul gurl wit' short hairs. mine eys r green with oranj circuls. I'm Sweet...

Y'awl! mom iznt shure wi but we kant send frum r uthur 'count, so we haz uh nu 1. this 1. 'Tonio had 2 go in2 timeout thiz mornin'. he wuz 'tackin' Raphael. uthur than that, we's fine! Mollie Anne

Hihi, Harri! Yur 'venchurs sound lik so much funn! but we wurry 'bout u & yur paw. C, r mom's grandpa & hur stepp dad wurked 4 thu railroad & she nos that sumtimes big truks haf 2 stop fast wen thu trayn kums. duz yur paw's truk...

Dear kitties and goggies, once again the Sekrit Santa site is behind schedule. In order to avoid further delays, I'd like to ask that you email your signup information to me while I work on getting the code working. Please email the following to : * your email...

Meow, kitties! Just a reminder that the Sekrit Santa matchups will be going out in the next couple days, so if anykitty wants to sign up but hasn't done so yet, I would recommend doing so really soon now. If you want to participate, just send an email to with your...

I seem to have been having some mail issue, so thought I should check. If you have signed up for Sekrit Santa, have you received you matchup and your card list emails? If not, please let me know right away.

....in their hearts and homes for a 14 yr old female cat? She's in need of a new home since her owner is moving to a place that won't allow cats. Yes, I'm FURIOUS about this, but I am doing my darndest to find a forever home for the cat, since she needs love & attention, and to feel that she won't...

Grandpaw an' Pawpa wuz onna fonetawkfingy uh liddle wyul agoze... Grandpaw tole Pawpa, wen my bruffur Java wuz sittin' on Grandpaw'z lap, dat I'z had awlreddy bin intu seez Grandpaw in hiz bedroom. Grandpaw sez tu Pawpa: "Yep... Onyx has already been through here... begging." (wich I'z wuz, an'...

I just don't have access to my computer right now, and for some strange reason, the computer I'm using isn't letting me check my TDS e-mail via the web like it usually does. I'm fine. Onyx, AFAIK, is fine. I hope all is well in the Community with all the kitties! --- Unca Cory

I don't really know why I'm even bothering to post this... It'll probably fall on deaf ears anyway... BUT... y'all realize that the proposed law allowing feral cats to be hunted is NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER going to happen, at least not in Wisconsin, right?????!!! The legislature would never, ever,...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17724565/ "The pet food linked to the deaths of 16 animals has shown no signs of contamination, the manufacturer says, and the company cannot explain why the cats and dog developed acute kidney failure and died." So... is it that the company "can't" explain what caused...

Him e-mayled mine Pawpa diz heer week, an' sed dat him (Grandpaw) wuz reddy tu kum hoam frum Airy-zone-uh awlreddy. Ummm... skyooz mineownself, buttid dere iz BLIZZURD WARNINZ owt fur da hole westurn haf uf Wiscatsin rite now (as of 1:30 on Saturday, only round one has hit thus far... but my...

Sad nooz... Kentucky Derby winner and potential triple crown winner Barbaro was euthanized this morning. http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/horse/news/story?id=2747087 I just thought, since we're all animal lovers here, you might wanna know...

Skyooz mineown langwich fur jist a minnit, purrleez anna fangu, buttid whut inna whirled iz up wif alla dis MI5 krapohlah in da noozgroopz???!! UB ~ It's not just here that it's showing up... it's literally EVERYFREAKIN'WHERE. --- Onyx, reddy tu lidderbomb sum idjit hooman...

Ur eefun wen yu wayk up tumorroh... purrleez sez a fyoo wurdz tu Bast on behaf uf a hooman naymed John Klang, uh prinseepull hoo wuz mortally hurtid wif a gun eerlee dis mornin' in hiz skool by wunna hizown stoodentz, a fifteen-yeer-old hooman kitten, neer da town of Cazenovia, in Wiscatsin. Deez...

The website for the Australia Zoo is back up and running again after being off-line for several days in the wake of Steve Irwin's tragic death. http://www.australiazoo.com/ Crikey! RIP Steve. --- Unca Cory

Iffin I'z alowt tu, seein' dat I am inuhrowndabowt weigh, Pawpa Cory's kitty, I wuz wunnerin' iffin I'z kuld nommynayt hiz ownself fur da tytul uf HC (Honorary Cat) fur hiz upkommin' purrdae in Oktofur. It wuld meen da whirled tu mineownself tu be able to gif him dis diztinkshun fur a purrdae...