Fifteen yeerz ugo, mine meowmee wuz resqued. Den she had kittahz in hur resque house. On Jooly 6th. Wun ov dem wuz mee! Mine kitttymeowmee an summa mine siblinkz styll live there. A fue mumffz laytur mine meowmee an Pawpaw 'doptid me. So mine fiffteenth purday is diz Friday, Jooly 6th. We...

We went to babysit my daughter's children in Davenport, Iowa from Michigan and while there rescued a kitten that her niegnbors left behind and it was living and playing under the back porch. It was young enough yet where it was still friendly and playfull. I was temped to bring it back to...

Soft anna Furry taked minself inna metalmonztervan today, dey duz diz when i wantsa play butted mean ole ted sayed I cuuldn't be wif da ofur kitteze until mine poop pazzed itself's tezt so i thinked i wuz juz gointa play butted we wented fur a ride, I hadda see dat ted agin, her shotted me...

Kitties, pleez joyn myownself in purrin fur Mr. Sapphire Samurai an hizown fambly. He has letted hizown hoomin know dat it iz time fur him to go to da Brij. Tomorrow da TED will hewp him begin hizown jerney. Da Esteemed Mr. Samurai iz da oldest kittee I knowz uv, an he dezervez owrown respeck, az...

Nurse Lilith Kitten tellz us that Anti Debby slipped in the shower and sprained her knee Tuesday morning. She went to TED who gafe her a "knee immobilizer" to wear. Her grandmeowmie's funeral will be Easter Sunday and Anti Debby would like it furry much if all the kittiez could teleport over...

Purrs for my Marble boy, who went to the Bridge this morning. He would have been 10 years on on the 27th. He was perfectly fine day before yesterday, and last night when we got home from shopping, I noticed he was huddled in his bed and shivering, so I picked him up and cuddled him, and checked...

shhhh i yam hydink.... i yam in da baffruum unndur da kabnit... I kin sneek bak ob dat intu da bak ov uh drower... tudae iz da day tu go bak tu kahootz an du mur den lazt tyme...i juzt gno...i hab uh feelink... day wuz beink tuutuu nyze tu me diz mornin. shhhhh...dunt tel.

Hello, Kitties - (big pawas with lotsa toes wave ) We ov de Foursome is wunnerin' if ennykitty or dere hoomin wud like a Google Email (gmail.com) accownt. We haz bin uzing gmail fur awmost a yeer now, an' rilly like it. Gmail is a Google (like de search system) product, and is so fur...

we have a kitten that uses his litter box...but when we let him in the living room, he will occasionaly pee in a corner of the room. Is there a technique to train him or disuade him from using that spot to pee? thanks for any thoughts

Purrz wuld be 'purrsheayted... Fangu. Authorities: UW Med Flight Helicopter Crashes Three Crew Members Onboard http://www.channel3000.com/news/16230357/detail.html UB ~ Happy freakin' Mother's Day... :-( --- Onyx

for just a minit...hhe hee hee, et wuz funfun...mrrrrrrrrrrrt? Meowmie Kyla grabs the keyboard and types: I was feeding a few ferals, because he alerted me that there was somebody on the porch and I opened the screen a tiny (right) bit and saw a pretty orange one was on the far end of the...

Evin tho Sundance an me iz kurrintlee stayin wif Hercule in Furrance, today we had to port bak to da jale fur a wile kuz Meowmie kame fur anudder vizzit. Meowmie bringed me a kittee pad dat I likez to sleep on at home. At furst, I purrtendid to be furry upsetted wif her, an juss growled an...

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Hi, agin from Raphael. U know that I haf diabetes. I haf to get uh new Blood Glucose Monitor. Mine old one is frum Walgreens and thay are not making thu one I haf or thu supplies for it any more. It is uh Prestige Smart System IQ but it has Walgreens name on it. Mom has always thought it needed...

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Hopin effurybody happy an purrring. Mine fwenz: hoom makes mine sewf waff (an cwy but gnot to tawk bout dat), an giffs an onwee cat hur own colony. Wheoo. Da meowmie, bak an forff wif me an da gwannee fingy she wuz carine fur, gno time fur "'pooter pway". Hmf. May be pwayin but furry 'portant...

Life iz purrty gud rite now. Meowmie an me haz got uzed to Rebecca bein goned, an da dayly rooteen haz ajustid. I haz fudz availabul awl da time (altho sumtimez I furgutz dat now I kan eet whenebber I wantz), kuz we duznt haz to wurree abowt Rebecca eetin myown fudz (which made herownself sik when...

Iz anywon elth theaing thith? Mommy downloded uh newzreeder kalled Nemo & he'z thuhpozedtuh werk furr uth. She hates pothtin with Gurrgull Grewpth. Thank yew. Pleeze anther uth. M A R I U S -- I'm trying a new usenet client for Mac, Nemo OS X. You can download it at...

Ize hope dis wun wurks! Ernie http://image18.webshots.com/18/6/31/74/211563174rTgflQ_ph.jpg

Meow 'Toonya! How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur you! Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips 'n' dip. I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long,...