As the light begins to flicker below the eastern horizon, and Mietze calls the last name of this year's Jellicle honorees, Talisker Pippin asks alla kitties to turn to da last page uv da Siameze Cat Chorale songbuks Efurrykitty, it is time to sing the song of farewell and hope that ends efurry...

a calico girlcat of a certain age enters the catmunitie's town square and hollers owt for efurione to hear: in!!!\\\ Da gramby needz purrz!!! don't azk no qweskinz!!! She will share when hersef iz readee, juzt now purleze purr fur hersef...

Meomie gotted a new fone, wiff a gud camera. Now dis fone isnt speshal, dis fone is simpul (hasta be fur Meomie)and it has a video funkshun, n dis Mornin Meomie desided dat she wood make a movie starrin me. I dont fink so! She put me onna wurktop n started filmin....now, usyewally, I stand dare n...

Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a time when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz fur behavior. 1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git...

Ize so eggsited! Myne Sekrit Santa package came tuday. Mommy says we haz tu wait until Kissamouse Day tu open it an she hided it inna kloset. But I finks I gotted a whiff of nip ... Fangu Sekrit Santa! Tess, counting da hours til she kin open hur prezzies

Miz Grand Poobah, I'z would like to respectfully request da creation of a new pawficer in the Catmerica government - Ambassador to Out Cats. Most of us here is In Cats, an haf nice, comfy lives. Some, though, don't haf that and haf to live in the Out. Fings is rough dere - hard to find food,...

She came to us in the spring, 12 years ago. Her first caretaker had developed allergies, so a coworker said she would take Lilly. The coworker did not like Lilly's meow (which was the sweetest). Another coworker took her for a day, but her husband said she could not keep her. So, fortune smiled...

Two bitties died here earlier in the year. They had no names. They were 2 weeks old. It would be nice if there could be a brick on the Walk saying "Nameless, No House" because this would commemorate all the poor kitties out there who died, unknown.

Wooks wike a big bole ob sherbet tew me. MeOwy http://blog.esaba.com/projects/catphotos/catphotos.php?image=477

Hey you guyz. Furry getted soft a new dryer monzter... itz muc bittger dan da owlde one, soft iz thrilled wifit, her iz alzo thrilled dat it iz muc hier anna bigger... da buttonz iz onna furnt anna soft kan operate it wif no hep, anna no marknz so furry did gud... *soft sayed purrfekt fur hersef...

Many years ago, when my mother died, I received a wonderful card that I've kept taped to the fridge. While I cannot share the picture, I can share the words. The words brought me great comfort then and still do. May the words, or the thought behind them, help bring comfort to all who are...

Having bin resintly told dat I duz not hab kidnee dizeez after awl, Meowmie iz changin myown fudz agin. Dis iz a repurrt on da fudz dat haz bin offered to myownself. When da dum TED first sed dat I had kidnee dizeez an dat I needed speshul fudz, Meowmie started givvin myownself a oshun fisheez...

Boy, iam hawt. Meowmie sez da ticker ting on da wall sez itz 6 pee em n it iz 92 deegreez out. Dat iz tew hawt fur me n da utters here sew her iz gunna ring out a clothrag n gib usses a kewl rubdown tew mak usses feel bedder. we hab no appetite cuz ud dat heet. Bye day way, we wiv neer...

We hadda hard tyme dis weak end, kitties. Our pooter died. It was da mutherboard. then as soon as that wuz fixed, da hard drive dies as well just as Fred downloaded all da emails, but befur he got ta read enny. Well, we haffa new Muther Board and hard drive and what backups we had are restored. ...

Dis mornin a big storm blew through da area, and it knocked out electrickery fur a whole lot of homes, including ours. It's furry hot outside (da heat index is about 110), an da lights is off, and da cold- air machine is off, an da TV is off, and Meowmie's sewing machine is off, and I'z...

Please purr for Meowmie Debby's sinuses. This is the second time they're infected in less than a month. Fangu, Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps Registered Cat Nurse

I have been instructed by Rebecca to report that Her Majesty, Queen Mischief the Gray, Senior Agent of the Feline World Order, has relocated to the ethereal division of the FWO. She joins her sisfur Princess Mayhem Fluffytail, who relocated earlier this year. Mischief will be sorely missed by her...

Hi, I¢m Kyla from the rec.pets.cats.community and former Pink Floyd newsgroup member, and although I never met jweb in the flesh, I did speak to him once on the phone. John was a great asset to The Pink Floyd newsgroup, publishing a weekly column called Notable Quotes and Shameless Flames. When...

Meowmie Kyla is sittin cryin cos our neibor, Debra, in da other trayler next door jest died from da bad cancermonsters, n dey jest came n took hur away. Hur wuz sew nise , but hur wuz furry furry sick n now hur is no longer in pain n suffering. Meowmie wiked dis lady, n kalled hur onna fone...

Nite before wast, abowt 1 am, usses 4 cats wuz sittin by da clozed sliding door n Meowmie n Pa were on dere way tew bed. Meowmie wooked to see if the Out cat wuz dere, eeting thuh kibble she leevs owt dere n hur saw sumpthin diffrent, sew hur terned on thuh porch lite n dere wuz a litddle...