Gramby boughted home free skratcherz made out of dat rope stuff. Dem iz roun and der iza spring in da middle dat haz a ball on da end of it. Her putted two of dem on da floor but put da ofther one on da table. While her wuz out of da rum, me anna Piglett got up on da table anna tried to open...

Babi calls Willow and tells her about the caroling. Willow grabs grambys kredit kard and jumpz in da porter. She turns and O T is right behind her. I kno u iz going to da boutique he tells her. When they arrive Willow picks out three green stocking caps, with scarves and mittens to match. ...

Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is learnink how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger of starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a man wiff cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall da sheriff on...

O T and Harri along with Lizzy and Willow ae curled up on the couch at Unkle Dans. Suddenly the temp in the room seems to drop a great deal. O T comes alert and wakes Ranger who is nearby. Ranger dere iz sumphin elze in diz rum. They lay quietly for a few minutes and suddenly two cat heads...

Letz fine out when Miss Trudi's birff day iz anna haffa sprize pardi for herself in a nu houze. Dere I lotza floor slaze for runnink, nice plazes furr nappping and winnes ta look out. Kan flurrscats gtet sum fudz tagether, we needz musik, da slo kine and lots of kitties to bisit heslfz. ...

Willow and Piglett are stitting on the futon as Willow checks her big notebook. Pig I haz 15 names anna one for da kommunitee cats as a hole. Den dere iz da 2 white onez for da Two Sisters. Piglett smiles and asks Willow, Iz u gonna blo dem all up urselfz? I fink O T ha enuf hot air for dat!

This is from Serge's Cousin, his eulogy. On behalf of my family, alive and deceased, I would like to welcome you to a Mass in celebration of the life of my cousin, Serge Luciano Dasara. The night my cousin died, I emailed one of his close online friends who immediately responded ‘I loved the...

Four cats sit looking at an Atlas, O T begins the convrsation. OK girlcats, where iz we goink diz summerz? Jus kauze Gramby kant go anywherez duzent mean we shudent. Maybe we shud ask da kommunitee where dem wants ta go. Piglett thinks this is a good idearment as things have been so sad of...

Gramby hazza an idearment and I likez itself. Oh, diz iz Lizzy. How bout we goes on an eatink bakashion. Each kitty kan pik a eatink plaze in derown town and write about itself and we kan bizit dem all. We kan ask Unkle Dan to mak a map wif all dem plazez on itself. Watcha dinkz?

To all you girl and boy cats, it seems since we will be in Scotland ofver Kissamouse, we kud haff our pardie dere and den sellebrate da nu year. Dem Skotz haz furry nize drinkz so I hearz. what diz meanz, Miss Willow anna kompanie, iz dat u hazta git more new klozes at toonyas plaze. Here is...

We wuz sittink here and da gramby fout her herd wadder dripping. We haz hot wadder heatz and dere wazza leek. Herself grabbed sum foil anna dat duck tape anna rapped it round da hot pipe. Her said sum wurds I kant say herez (snikker) her gotted it stopped but ept yellink "go way cats, go way"...

U kno her hardt tacked het twice? Well her hadda buncha test anna her haz anofther arteree bloked at 80 per cent. Dem iz gonna haff ta do dat baloon fingie, AGAINZ, den later put inna stent. Her iz plenti skared diz timez. Diz blokink iz gen gein, borned to her not from what herselfz eatz. ...

Diz iz O T anna Piglett is upsetted. Da mikrowaff died and Pig iz wurried gramby mite get one she kant operatez. Da gramby had ta unplug diz ole one when it wuzent beink uzed as Pig kud turn itself on in da middle of da nite. Herself iz wurried a new one mite be too komplikated. Gramby sayz...

Serge called last night and still only one cat out. but that cat comes out fairly often and walks around the edges of the apartment. They are eating and pooping. He is really satisfied with progress thus far.

Poor Chester just left for the TED to get some teef pulledz. We needz to purr dat all goez well for himself. Piglett covering her mouth just thinking of it.

Piglett decides that the two sisters have been at Uncle Serge's long enough for a visit. She packs a cooler with nip wine, some other tr5ets she thinks fancy ghow girl cats would like and heads to Mew York Citi in the porter. She arrives on the frint walk in front of the apartment house. She...

Gramby got a kupple of kardz in da mailz diz day wishink her purrs and prayerz bout next week and da trip to da hooman Tedz. We fangu urselbez andd preciatez dat and da kouple of kallz she got. Deze hoomanz worrie too myuch me finkz. Lizzie checking the cards out and not knowing what it all...

As Becca said, we is begtween trubutez. Sum haff sines der namez but leff out HOUSE OF. Dat is portant. Sum didn’t sine in but we did so dem wud be kouted. Snowball and Pickle and Muzzafer Who is dese cats da House of? I finkz I kno sum of dem but if we iz ta keep an akkurate record, we...

Hi, Still no power, no heat, no hot water. They say "maybe Wednesday…" I do have email at work though, but no Usenet. Meow to all on the group for me!

S. O. D. from O T Ukle Furry Iz bak in da hospitalz and needz purrs, ur biggest onez, in a big hurri.