Da TED say dat Bear issa bigg assa twennytoo kitties. Hee gotta wose four kitties. Sew Uncl Bill cannot giv him as much fudz anna hee canno hav ENY stake fat wen Meowmie anna Uncl Bill hav stake. HA HA HA Iff hee wuz as slendur anna PRITTY assa MEE, he cud eet all he wanned. Diss issa gonna beee...

Mexico: Sum big kittees gotted aweigh frum dere hous an wuz lost an hungry. Da gnice policemen feeded dem sub chikum an tookd demselvs hom. Dey wuz gladglad to get hom affer all dat reCITEment. Wun ub dem confided to diss reporter: Gud GUD chikum. Da kitteez wuz ub da tygur variety, almoss as...

An eeted sum ub r fudz. He kan fly all offer da compartment and it is fun to watsh him BUTTED he lands on r fudz counner when nun ub us is ther an eets. Uncl Bill an Mommie Micki allus keep da krunchee bole full butted wat if da fudz runs out??? Wee gonna hafta stan watshes to keep him off ob r...

Diss affernoon, affer Mommy Micky grumed her an shee laid down four her gnap, mine Meowmy turned to mee an purred "I am gonna see yoor bruther Winnie, sew yoo gotta tak car ub mine doggy an mine puppy. Dey haff lossa bitties at da Brij four mee to hep take car ub an mebbe dey will letted mee play...

Uncl Bill mad a big bole ob seereiul, wff all da gud fings four kittees wike kreem an shooger. An den he EETED IT HIMSEFF. Wut kine ob bozo duz fings wike dat. An DEN he putted da bole in da sink. Sew I figger he dint wan anymor. So I leend ober da sink to eet sum an da focet dripd WADDER ON...

I fink she duz butted she dint yooz itted. I wuz watshin da whirld gew by from my winnow, sew da peepl cud see da byooty wut iz me. Dah naybors, Wenny an her dottir Morgun, wuz on da portsh. Den Mommy started breenging widdle SaMANfa out foer her wok. But widdl Morgan, hoo iz only a bitty hooomin...

I rited diss for her butted I gneed moar lirycses. "A tiss on da gnose may be kwite sentimental Butted cookees ar a grrls bess fren." -- WooToo, da songriter

Uncl Bill sedded diss to Uncl Galdolf on da uther nosegroop: "Holly, the adopter, says that they huddled in their cages last night without saying anything. They were quiet most of the morning but started chattering between themselves around noon. Then Buddy and her little boy started saying "happy...

Uncl Bill gotted dun talkin mushy stuff to Ant Jan and watshing da UConn Wadee Huskees an cam down da stares to go out wiff da dogs and giff dem dinner. An I wuz unner da tabl wen he gotted his cote on an da dogs tookd him out. Butted I din' fink nuffing ub itted. Butted he com in an, as he wuz...

Da wivving rume iz one level downe frum da kichum an dining rume. Da mere hoomins and Da Bear yooz da steps too gets downe. We can dew it too an sumtimz do buted it iz boring. Yoozhully, we skwwz throo tha fence along da edj ub da dining rume, step onto da bak ub da big komfy chare an den eether...

Mosey, your Meowmie saft a widdl d*ggy frum beein leff in a hothot car in da sun an mebbe being hurted or kilt. So do wut shee sez four a few owers. -- Maggy May

Dis issa Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, Diss ebenen, wile da hoomins waz eetin da twooly gross mount uv fudz datdey forc down der froats every nite. Den dey heeer Brrrrrinng, Brrrrreeeeng, Breeeng, anna Meowmie Micki go to ansir da phon. Butted it wuz da parrot Eddie.

On Dec 9, 8:42*am, Anti Shado wrote: Hihi, kittiez. MuShu da Magnificent here anna I needz a fafur, purrleeze. *Mine paw is furry, furry sick. *Him furst gottid sick da end of Awegust, but didna tell ennyone. *He camed home frum a trip da end of Septemfur anna by...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI Altho I mite bee skared ub it. -- Sunrise

Maggy May: Uncl Bill was takin out sum trash an hee seed da meen widdle terroris d*g Owivia wanrun roun wiffout hur mommie or effen warin a collur. Hee pikd hur up two tak too her mommy's hous butted her mommy wasn DERE. Butted he kanokd on a naybor door an DEY had a key two Owivias hous beclawz...

Mee an Maggy May iz BESS frendz. Wen I firs moof heeer I wuz skared ub her and da uther kitteez and da Bear, r d*ggy. Butted neow wee gets along gud, aldo I sumtimz wurry dat da Bear will tramplefy mee or fall on mee by akseedent, beclaws hee iz two bigbg. Butted da uther dai me an Maggy May wuz...

I fink himself is a kittee. Hee is smart an funnee an hee shur isn' a spunj. Uncl Bill yooses a spunj in da kitchum an sew dew mommie Mickie an it don't wook at All wike Spunjbawb. Uncl Bill iz gonna bee Mr. Krab wen he grows up an Missy is gonna be Skwidwurd. An I gonna MARRY...

In dis weeks Sientifical American dere is a interresting articl about kitteez an how wee liv wiff da hoomins. Da artikl is sumwut silly az itted menchuns dat wee iz gnot as yoosful as d*ggees. Ub KORSE wee isn' yoosful. It is HOOMINS (an d*ggees) hoo iz rePOZED to bee yoosful to usses. AN da artikl...

Hello Ms. Roadcat, I heerd fru da grapefruitvine dat yooo gotted yooorself sum samonfish frum yoor daddy's own disch. Wuz it yummy? Yoo gonna get MOR nex tim? Doo yew haff any leff to shar? -- Missy

Wee all wike da Tukker butted hee is da Bear's oless n bess fren. He wuz kwit ol but up till Friday he wuz purty frisky an had lossa fun, following hims mommy Wenny all aroun da hous and playing wiff da chilrun an his broffurs, da booldog boys. Dat morning, he collapsed an he lay dere for a long...