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Tribyoot to Feather, House of Reich by
Will in New Haven
A small white Persian steps to the podium. He pauses and looks
nervously back into the crowd. A beautiful red Persion nods to him and
gestures him forward.
I wud wike to tak bout my fren Feather. He anna Uncl Bill mov in wif
us sum time ago. Frum wut he anna Uncl Bill said, he wussa miteee
hunter...
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November 5th 07 06:53 PM
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R Fren Basho is going to da Brij by
Will in New Haven
Basho don' haff sumwun to typebite on diss gnoosgroop butted hee is a
wunnerful kittee an it is time for himseff to go too da Brij. Yoons
can reed about it an lite a candle on rcpa. I am cryin.
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Maggy May
Da cole breez rizes
Sew seek a better spot an
Go wen it is time to.
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AdBICE: How two getted Yoor Nam Chanjed by
Will in New Haven
MOS ub usses wud gnot wan r nam chanjed. Wee chos r nams an den tol da
hoomins two pik dem. Or wee haff gotten yoosd to da stoopid nams dat
da hoomins pikd. BUTTED, heer is a way to getted yoor nam chanjed iff
yoons wanna do dat. It was inBENted by mine dottir Missy, aldo it iz
possubl dat uthers...
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I hadded a BENCHUR by
Will in New Haven
Wen da Bear an widdl SaMANfa tookd Uncl Bill four his wok todeigh, I
wokd beside SaMANfa an rite outted da dor. It wuz a byootiful deigh,
wiff non ub dat yukky wet oor kold. An I stayed out for owers and
owers. I chasd a big doggie.I metted a furry pritty boycat an promisd
too have sum bitties...
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Letted ussses Condem Uncl Bill by
Will in New Haven
Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da...
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Purrs for Dog Fren by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill is disTRAKted. His brother Sid wen to Florida an a fren took
care ob his doggies, Pookie and da Max. Da fren wivs about ten myles
frum Uncl Sid. BUTTED, little Pookie rund out da dor ob da frenz hous.
Shee has been missin for DAYS.
Uncl Sid an Uncl Bill is hart-broked. Pookie is a cute...
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WooToo Teechd me Sufin by
Will in New Haven
I wanned mine BREKKUS an da kans was on da couner wer I cood see dem.
Butted Uncl Bill wuz beein stoopid. He had walkd da dogs and put out
der fudz butted he wuz NORING me. He pord his orumj joos an gotted his
pills an wuz gonna sit down at da tabl WIFOUT FEEDING ME.
I had a big bowl ob krunchees...
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Mine Fren Missy by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill is furry sad an almos cannot typebite diss. Sew I will be
breef.
Missy wen to da Bridj to be wiff Maggy May, her meowmie, and her
brufur da gallant Winnie. Wee awl misses hersef butted da Bear, little
Samanfa an I gno about da Brij, sew wee can tak itted betterer. Uncl
Bill an Ant Micki...
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Shood I tell Samanfa? by
Will in New Haven
Diss cat hoo wibs in da nayborhood tole me sunfin an I don' know
wether to tell Samanfa.
Hee is a big hansum boycat hoo is yoosully kwite gud nachurd and pets
Ant Micki or Uncl Bill wen he sees dem.
HOWSUMEFFER, wen da Bear and widdl Samanfa is woking da Uncl Bill,
Samanfa YAPS an YAPS at da...
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Maggy May iz furry Skinnnee by
Will in New Haven
Wen Meowmie givd us r harecuts, Maggy May cam out furry skinnee. Uncl
Bill SEZ shee iz all fuzz an purrs butted itt wuz hard too cee wen
shee had all dat fuzz.
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Sunrise
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Urtha Kitt by
Will in New Haven
It iz sad gnus dat da Urtha Kitt, wun ub da mos' famus singing kitteez
did go to da Brij. Shee wuz much luvd four a longlong tim. Mine Uncl
Bill sez shee iz wunnerful an dat r mommy an efferybuddy at da Brij
luvs hur an will welcom hur.
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WooToo
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December 27th 08 03:03 AM
by Granby
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A Halloweem Storeee by Wascal (Very Long) by
Will in New Haven
Hoomin Note: Wascal dictated most of this story in time for Halloween
but he got caught up in the planning for the events of the past few
days and the events themselves, including his date with the lovely
Piglet, and has just transmitted me the rest of it. I hope you enjoy
it, even though it is...
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No watchin FEETBALL by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill issa in WooTooz rum anna hee issa wachiin dis game. Dat
Bazball issa bad enuff but weee don fink WooToo shud haffta endur diss
virulent anna meen game. Anna iff wee wanna visik hur, weee don wanna
haffta seee doz bigbig men runnin roun anna hittin eeech uvver. Iffff
hee wanna wach...
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Posted first to wrong newsgroup (title Furst Uffense) by
Will in New Haven
On Dec 25, 8:29 pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Uncl Bill wuz sittin inda bigbig chair inda wivving rum anna I wuz
settling in to seep for uwile on hss belly ann chest. DEN Bear jump
offa da couch an YELLED at meee. I wuz so startled dat I dug my cwaz
intooo...
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December 26th 07 01:37 AM
by Granby
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Dat Parrut by
Will in New Haven
Da Buddy, hoo iz r girl-parrut, was sayin stuff butted it wasn' in
regler hoomin talk an it wasn' in meowchat, sew gno wun cud unnerstan
itted. An Uncl Bill sez to her:
"I can't understand you, speak English."
An shee wooked at him as he is an idiot an sed:
"WANT PEENUT"
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Uncl Bill reeded dis an cride by
Will in New Haven
Hee wuz reedin sum ol pomes dat he wroted and he red dis wun an
cride.
"If you need a big kitty, he's your boy
He's awfully pretty and full of joy
and he does many things to make his daddy simile.
If you need a great kitty, he's the one
He's very funny and full of fun
and he does many things to...
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Oh, da indignitude by
Will in New Haven
Meowmie grabd mee an took a wot ub mine furz an tuk a long tim an den
shee brushd da furz I had leffted. So I ran an hided. But Uncl Bill
petted mee an tol me dat it iz ok an I still look okay.
Maggy May
Shee dun dat too mee too butted I dint gneed as much wurk, beclaws I
wuz alreddy jus about...
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December 16th 08 07:13 PM
by Granby
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Da Bear haz a heero namd Marley by
Will in New Haven
Wee see dis d*ggy on da TV an hee iz a yello Lapradorer Reetreefer,
jus like Da Bear, hoo iz black. An Bear wanna gew see da mobie datted
iz bout Marlee an Uncl Bill gonna try to sneek him in.
Da Marlee iz furry funny an Bear iz gonna learn lotsa gnew triks frum
him.
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Maggy May
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December 19th 08 02:49 AM
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An Engineer's Guide to Cats by
Will in New Haven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4&feature=related
I hadn't seen it here before. Apoligies if has been posted before.
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Will in New Haven
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SOUPCASE alert by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill gotted out ob heer wiff his soupcase wile I wuz busy
inspektigating mine doodl-box, wich hee had jus cleend.
Der is plenny ob crunchee-fudz, wich is awl I will eet, an da wadder
bole is full. An I gno Ant Micki will com in an chek mine fudz an
wadder an giv mee skritches.
But diss is...
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