No wun is posting nuffing. I wett Sunrise pozt here acoupla timz an now we don see nuffin. Did she offen sumwun? She iz nize, effen Wootoo wike hur now, but she do have an ego. If she uffended sumwun it wuz not on porpoise. Iffen u wan, Uncl Bill could yell on herr if da wud bring you...

It is still out dere and dere is a LOT ub itted. It is furry danjerus for indoor kittees and effen outdoor kittees gotta be karful. It is alzo furry BYOOTIFUL an full ub gud sperienses. Da sensibl way too explor it iz too apply for a tour. A kitty an a protektiff doggy from da department ob da...

four da week. Servis is gonna supher, mark mine wurds. Uncl Bil do try butted hee is gnot two brite. -- Maggy May, for hur Hous

On Dec 5, 10:11*pm, Debby Hanoka wrote: Happy Finnish Independence Day to all of mine Finnish furriends, hoomin and feline alike! Respectfully meowed, Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 9 Chief Torbie In Residence We eko yoor sendement. Da Finlan seems to be a gudgud plas...

Da parruts got a gud gnoo Mommy namd Holly an shee tokd dem too a parrot-TED. We dint heer wutted da parrot-TED sed, exep dat dey is helthy and doin well. Wee wooda wiked to see him beclaws he is obviusly a big, wise, parrot hisownseff. But Holly tole usses dat da minut Buddy an Eddy wuz let out...

I eeted sum krunchees an drank a wot ob wadder and DEN I gotted up on mine ledj at da kitchum winnow n watshed da sno. Da son cam upp an da snow kep falling an sune it was furry deep-deep. Da plows cam to plow da sircle and dey made a cleer path butted dey piled up snow on top ob da snow dat was...

I wuz wooking out ar bedrume dor at da landing on da stares. Uncl Bill and widdle Samantha was watshing da Yankees on da Tellybishun in da living rume downstairs. And I cood heer da Bear snoring on his bed in his Mommy's rume up da stares. Anti Micki was at w*rk taking care ob doz peepl who need...

Is you missing a doggie? Bear and Samanfa was woking Uncl Bill and dey rund into a lady wiff a furry prettie doggie. I fink da Bear is in luv ob her. She is differen colors an has luffly furs. Awl fethery and soff. An Uncl Bill sez shee is a Gordon Setterer. Duz diss gneiss lady hav yoor dog? --

Now dat da hoomins is froo wiff awl dat gneiss grass wiff da stans aroun for r frenz to watsh, less haff a PATTYBAWL turnimant dere atted Wimbleton. Ob korse, wee will eech haff plenny ob pongpong bawls to bat aroun. An awl ob usses will WIN. -- WooToo

Hewwo, I wike to watsh a sertan puppy-d*g dew her paperwurk. Sew I kanock da male an uther papurs off ub counturs and tables. Butted I dew diss wen gno hoomin is lookin. Sew I has pawsable deniubilitee. Sekretely, shhhh -- A nonymous, da PRITTY WUN

One of my oldest friends on the internet is named Teresa, although I have always called her Pixelmeow. Her cat is on a walkabout and she is very worried. "Get your furry butt home, Mocha." -- Will in New Haven

Iyam Winnie daboycat anna I wuv da byootiful Sinrize. Shee iz a byootiful red kitty an alzo shee iz da only kitty in dahouse hooo iz not myownself's Meowmie Maggie May or myownself's sister Missy. Xcept four WooToo, hoo duz not wike me much. So I donwanna usset Sunrize. Bud she stan in r fud bowl...

Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar d*ggies an eated it hisownself. Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent...

Letted usses giff fanks dat da hoomins got da possubal fums, so dat wee don' gotta do gno wurk. -- WooToo an Maggie May an Sunrise an Missy an Da Bear (a d*g) oh, an Wascal jus dropt in an agrees

I wuz wooking over Uncl Bill's sholder wile he wooked up some fings four wurk. He ran across da TED skool ad Washintun State Unibersity. Dey haff a pet loss hotlin wer students talk to peepl hoos pets haff gon to da Brij too hep dem frew dis badbad tim. An dey haff a link to da storee ub da Rainbo...

Bear wuz walking meowmie Micki in da affernoon. Den hee seed a hoomin fren ub hiz frum up da street. Hee wanned to PLAY wiff da man. Sew he RUND across da snough. An hee pulled Meowmie Micki hoo wuz almoss skating behin himself. An shee neerly fell down. BAD Bear Sunrise

A wunnerful lady hoomin, hoo had a nam dat a cat cud seigh, went to da Brij beclaws of doze offal cancer monsturs. Uncl Bill sez shee did a gudgud job coaching da Norf Carlina State ladeez catskitball teem. An dat shee iz muchmuch admired an will bee missed. My mommy will welcom hur at da Bridj...

Wen Uncl Bill comd hom frum wurk I tole him dat I wuz hungree. Hee wuz gwad to heer me talk beclaws he wikes da weigh I speek Purshyun wiff a Siamese aksent. Sew he opind sum gushy fudz an putted it on da counner by da kibbl, dat I ayen fell wike eetin. Wen I din't getted up dere eesy hee...

Da Teds sed I am furry pritty. Dey stoal sum bludz an did sum uther fings dat wer a widl too PYVAT too talk abote. Den dey tole Mommy Micki sum stuff an sented me home. I eeted sum gnise gooshy fuds an now I am resting in mine widdle hous. Sunrise They told Micki that she has suddenly gone from...

Da Bear don' wike wokking up and down da stares. So him has moved into da firs flor. His Mommy, Anti Micki, putted his food bole and wadder bole down dere and his bigbig pillow bed. Uncl Bill or Ant Miicki woks him an widdle Samanfa rite outta da slidin dor down dere an he don hab to use no...