You know, Boogie, I'ze been thinking...we'ze great furriends, we'ze always shows up at RPCC events together, and we'ze both getting older. That's why I'm taking a chance by asking youse this question: Will you be mine winkwink? Kitty Schottland DOC Chief Tortie In Residence Caretaking Kitty,...

I want to thank all of you, human and feline alike, for your job purrs. I haven't found anything yet, but I have achieved a goal I set for myself, going on what averages out to be an interview a day since I lost my job almost two weeks ago. Also, the COBRA paperwork is in the mail, so my...

Boogie, mine luff, I'ze not feeling so well tonight. I hurked four times today! Will you teleport over and smurgle with mineownselves till I feel better? Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence

Kitty Schottland still wasn't eating, drinking, and pooping right, so GranMeowmie and Auntie Becky brought her in to see TED. He took blood and urine to test for a variety of things. He seems to think it could be her thyroid, which I hear is not unusual for cats of her age. Her food has also been...

I hadda go to TED's yesfurday 'cause I wasn't feeling or acting like mineownselves. GranMeowmie and Auntie Becky tookened me inna kittyjail and in a metalmonster. Well, you wouldn't believe what TED did to me! He stucked something in mine butt and said "no temperature." Then he splashed...

Goodby, Captain, you were a special kitty, and I'm glad that I got to know you here. We miss you too! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs Thank you, Anais! Can I rubrubrub you under your chinny chin chin?

Good evening, everyone! I'm celebrating my first purrday today, March 2, and I'd like you all to join me! Also coming up later is my important announcement concerning the future of Catmerica. Cousin Roscoe, Age 1 Grocery Inspector "With Lunacy And Literacy For All "

RANGER GRAYKITTEN MAHONEY! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!

I'm so happy the Countess got her brush and ribbons back. And I can't wait to taste all the food that Chef is preparing. Stormmee, will you be my date for this event? No strings attached, of course. Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Ginger Cat In Residence

Meowmie Debby lost her job yesfurday, at the community center. The official reason given was that she couldn't multi-task in a hectic environment. Meowmie Debby suspects it's really because the fiscal year was coming to an end, and there just weren't enough toonas to keep her. She's disappointed,...

Oh what a day I had! I gotted up and wented patrolling as usual, and looked out of the patio door for mine friends the squirrels. Nothing was there except the rainmonsters. Well, if you believes it, the rainmonsters came in the In, and I sat in them. I jumped up and ran under Auntie Becky's bed,...

Tabitha? Sammy? Are you recovered enough to sneak along with me on Capt. Midnight's and Mr. O's road trip? Or haven't you gotten your stitches out yet? Lilith Kitten

Mr. O and I start a road trip and then Mr. O disappears. I'ze needs somekitty to drive the !@#$% RV because I'ze too nipped up! Where the !@#$% is the navigator, anyway? Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat

Cleopatra, can you make this thing fly? Let's go to my place in Furrlorida for Turkee Day Dinner. There's turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, yams, wine, beer, desert, and plenty of nip to go around! Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat -- childfree23 at earthlink dot net

Meow, Sammy! Mineown Paw was in da truck stop doing laundry and takin a shower, and whn him comed back out to his truck dere was a couple udder hoomins standing tween dere truck and hims. And dey had a KITTY on a harness and leash! Her name is Gwen, and her is a tortie like my fat grumpy...

Three years ago today, I comed home from TED's with GranMeowmie and becamed Lilith Kitten. At the time, I was thirteen weeks old, a tiny kitten with ears too big for my face. I'm three years old now, and my ears are still too big for my face! Efurrykitty over to my place for a celebration. ...

Meow, Callisto! Con-cat-ulations on becoming a meowseus. I'm the head meowseus, so I'll be telling you what to do. I only have one rule: Don't get too close to my tail, or else. Fangu, Kitty Schottland DOC VC In Training Chief Tortie In Residence Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses...

I wroted a poem for Meowmie's day and gave it to Meowmie Debby. She insisted I post it he Thank you for taking care of me When I didn't have a home Because of all the love you give me I'll never have to roam Fangu, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 4

Sammy? Is you all right? I hasn't heared from yourownselves in a long time. Lilith Kitten-Mahoney Torbie In Residence

Our GranMeowmie, who's been battling leukemia for the past sixteen months, is in the hospital again. For the first time ever, she's had a bad reaction to her chemo. The PawPaw took her furry early this morning, and her TED said she should stay in the hospital overnight for observation. Would...