Meow! I just maked the most wunnerful bed for mineownselves. GranMeowmie tookened some stuff out of the machine-thingy that makes everything soft, warm, and fluffy. She satted down on the living room rug to fold the stuff up. I taked some white, shiny things and putted my paws on them for a...

Who wants to be the vote counter? Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence

I, Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Junior Tabby In Residence, do hereby accuse Loveable Louise of voter intimidation, and of being a memfur of the Catmerica Mafia! Louise, how do you answer such charges? Respectfully meowed, Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence

Auntie Sandy! Auntie Sandy! Which of us kittiez -- me or Louise -- are leading in the race for Sheriff of Catmerica? Respectfully meowed, Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence Catnidate For Sheriff Of Catmerica

I got home from work (early) a few minutes ago, and inhaled the leftover baked ziti. The sky is clouding up. The feeder bands are coming. It's not raining per se, but as I was driving home I did see a few droplets on the windshield. Mom and Dad are home for this storm; for Wilma they were up in New...

Mom was just watching the local news/weather. It looks like Ernesto is becoming more disorganized by the hour, and sustainable winds are just over 40 miles/hour. But there's going to be A LOT of rain, and since the leasing office got rid of the shrubbery outside my bedroom window, my bedroom...

'Scuse me, Auntie Margaret, but I would like your purmission to ask Tess to be my date at this year's Jellicle Ball, if she doesn't have a date yet. Signed with full credentials, Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Sheriff Of Catmerica Junior Tabby In Residence Grocery Inspector Extraordinaire

Gee, I hope I can get into the Jellicle Ball! I'm wearing my best New York Yankees T-shirt, and jeans. Problem is that I'm unsponsored. Would anykitty be willing to sponsor this late arrival? I have a very special tribute to Capt. Midnight I'd like to read... Debby

Gobblegobblegobble? Is this where turkeys go to escape the dinner table? Tom

Does anykitty have any more debate questions for the sheriff catnidates? Post them here. If not, I move that we have a vote! Who wants to be the vote counter? Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence Queen Of The Moggies

With the recent crossing to the Bridge of Capt. Midnight, The Good Luck Black Cat, the Catmerica Police Department was left without a Commanding Kitty. I aim to revitalize Catmerica and its Police Depatment by running for Sheriff. I hereby announce my candidacy for Sheriff of Catmerica. I welcome...

Sammy, mine luff, I hasn't heard from you in a while. Is efurrything okay? Are we still vacationing in Mew Jersey? Will you be taking mineownselves to the Jellicle Ball? Lilith Kitten-Mahoney -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net

Meow, Panda OV Toes! *waves many-toed paws in hello/bye fur now* Is you a Hemingway cat? Kitty Schottland DOC, Capt. Midnight DOC, & Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

Just who in the hell do you people think you are to question why anyone has NOT mutilated another animal for YOUR convenience? You may not realize it, but your blatant stupidity has prompted you to QUESTION why ***my*** cat had kittens and why ***my*** family is enjoying it - why ...

Clarence/SS - 57 Votes "Loveable Louise" - 1 Vote Remember, send your votes to Fangu. Kitty Schottland DOC VC In Training

Meow, efurrykitty! This is Capt. Midnight DOC, The Good Luck Black Cat, wishing all you kittiez and your hoomins a furry Merry Kissamouse. I'ze also writing to warn you kittiez about a dangerous thing: meatballs. GranMeowmie was making some for dinner tomorrow night. One of the meatballs popped...

HISS-SPIT I'ze getting winkwinked in eleven days and I haven't even began planning the re-hurk-sal dinner! Miss Violette, help!

I'ZE DID IT! I'ZE FIFTEEN YEARS OLD! I'ZE A VC! I'ZE GETTING WINKWINKED TO A MEMFUR OF TUXEDO NATION! Kitty Schottland VC Chief Tortie In Residence

As Commanding Kitty of the Catmerica Police Department, I am mounting a rescue mission to bring back fellow ossifur Black Jack Purrshing and Baby Kitty. We need a submarine and a Sherman tank! Who's with me?!?! Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police...

Meow, Stormmee! EarthLink finally got their news-servers fixed, so now I can reply to you! I saw your post on Google Groups, and I would be honored to 'skort you on HRH Cleopatra Silvercat's yacht. 'Scuse me, Ms. Soft, I'm here to pick up Stormmee for our adventure aboard a yacht sailing to...