My bruffer, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, was taken to the Emergency TED lasted night. He was frowing up. Meowmie Becky couldn't afford Emergency TED's fees, so they told her how to keep him comfortable and hydrated until she could get hims to our regular TED, Andy. Meowmie Becky took Rosco to...

Stormmee, it's time we start planning our wedwink. What will the dress code be? Come-as-mew-are or dress collars? Also, do you want a big bridal party? I need to know so I can get the right number of groomsmencats. Luff & Smurgles, Sheriff Rosco

Good evening, everyone. My sister has decided to take Kitty to TED's first thing tomorrow morning, without an appointment. When TED's staff hears that Kitty's been drinking excessively and had hardly eaten all weekend, she'll be taken almost right away. I really don't know what's going to...

Hi! I am working on a school assignment to promote Fancy feast single serving cat food. The goal is to promote the single serving aspect of the product. I would appreciate any feedback or your personal experience with the product. Why you like it, what are the advantages, or negative feedback if...

Gentle kitties, we are purring for Blue and Callie. We are also purring for our Raphael who has pancreatitis. This is in addition to his diabetes. He is staying at TED's place since Friday, and may stay past tomorrow. Our TED thinks he is getting better but he is about 18 years old, so our mom...

Gis, a kittee showed up at r liddle hows 'bowt 6 munts ago (mom ses). He wanted 2 kum in r hows ssssooooo much but we just didnt haf rum. He wuz white wit yellow spots. He didn't kum 4 fud last week. Then Sundy nite, he kame 4 fud. Mom thot hiz i luked bad & ust thu flashylite 2 luk at it. She...

Dear Sekit Santa, we are so embarrassed!! Mom could not remember your website address, and so we sent the message that we had mailed our present to here at rpcc. Mom found your website by going thru the old messages. She can't seem to connect to your email address because the library's computers...

Gis, mom ses thiz iz gross but I thot I wud ax u. Yesturdae, I hurked. thu day b4, 'tonio hurked. We r both long hare kittees. Hiz wuz about 1.5 inches. Mine wuz about 8 inches. Iz thiz champeen qwalitee? Mollie Anne ses we r gross 2. But Moll iz uh short hayr kittee so she iz in anuther...

We wuz wonderin' iffen yur sekaterry or mom or pa had uh favurite kartoon kittee? R mom reeds The Times-Picayune & thar r seferul kittees thayr that she likes. & then thayr iz 1 on thu net. Hur favorite iz probally Mooch (Mutts) but she also likes Peekaboo (Rose is Rose) and Solange (9 Chickweed...

Dear Cleopatra Silvercat, Amelia T Cat, Tabitha Kitten, Samuel Kitten, Harri Roadcat, and Ranger Greykitten and the the neighbors CaliCat and ShortTail Tom, We would like to tell you 'thank you' sooo much! The box came yesterday but mom wasn't at work so, she went and got it today. Her co-worker...

Hi, guys! Long time, no write! We all had a big adventure last week. Well, except for Black Jack who showed mom his teeth and stuck claws in her arm. So, he stayed home to do guard duty as a good member of the Catmerica Police Force. CPF. HMMMMM. That sounds better than NOPD. Some of the new...

This is Raphael. Mom went back to work this week after Hurricane Katrina. Life will never be the same for anyone she works with, ever again. One of the men had three kittees. The water started coming into his house. He tried to put the kittees on his dresser, thinking the water wouldn't go any...

HI, THIS ANTONIO! (hey, don't be rood, rite in liddle letturs---Mollie Anne) o, ok. well enneeway, im uh ornj kreem gi. then thayrs thu nu ornj gi owt side. mom kallse him Ornj, & Pig, & Ornj Pig. Shes hopin 1 uf thse days 2 take him 2 c thu TED & get fixed whut iznt brok & hiz shots, so he...

Hi, Gis! Did mom du somthin 2 thu pooter or iz it reely deranged thu old way now? we kan almos' find thu stuf we hafn't red! Yur fren, BK

Thank you all. We made a mistake when we were typing. They all were National Guardsmen, between the ages of 20 and 29 years. We didn't know any of them but we're praying too. Raphael

Gis, du u like du nu derangemnet uf rreppesce? We haf uh diffikult time tryin' 2 figgur owt whut's thu nuist stuff. or iz mom missin sum way uf tellin thu pooter 2 lizt things by du postin date? Diz bunchin thins by topic iz uh payn. Baby Kitty/BK whu iz afrayd that he will mizz uh note frum...

Dear Miss Violette, Tiger, OEJ, TV & Trudi! Thank you so much for the wonderful presents which you sent us. We just opened our package a little while ago and we are still playing with the furry tail! It is great fun. Mom says she thinks it will be bald by morning. The fleecy blanket and the...

As all the kitties settle in for the night and the train sways gently, the train pauses. A momma cat, her winkwink and their kittens all climb on board. The Conductor and the Train Man are busy elsewhere and the engineer and fireman only feel a slight hesitation. THe momma kittee speaks "Merry...

Ms Trudi, It iz so grate 2 b wit u & 2 help thu babies giv owt thu gifts! & thu uthur kitties kame 2 help! wich just goes 2 pruf that kittees r kind, kind, kind! Duz yur hoomin haf a tree in thu hows 4 u 2 play wit'? Rs duznt. She ses we haf no rum. I don't no wi not! THu hole middul uf thu...

Y'awl, Raphael is teechin me 2 write gud but I haf lots 2 lurn. Enneeway, I wuz usin thu litter box this mornin', enjoying thu peece and quiet wen mom took thu cover off! THe indignity of it! I mean really, Raphael walks back and forth on the kitchen sink yelling for water & pees on the door, BK...