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Three Different Reactions to the Same Cat by
Will in New Haven
Sampson, otherwise known as Sampson up the street, is a very beautiful
big black tomcat. He is an indoor-outdoor who only comes out in nice
weather, although he apparently considers hot and humid, but not
raining, nice enough.
When he sees a dog, he does the most incredible glare that I have...
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Da Nitely Nooz! by
The Two Sisters
Interviewer: Tonight, the RPCC newsgirls have agreed to do an interview
instead of the news. Hello, girls! How are you both tonight?
Cybèle: Meow and hihi! Eberyfing is good!
Oriane: Yes, indeed! Meow and Hihi!
Interviewer: So girls, you've had some changes in your life recently. It's
been a...
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A weffur repowrt fwum Scatland by
rafflescat
Dis is da elevntyith of Duly n itz wanin! Da funder is awrful.....an
da bigbig wane is wanin! Da town is fwudded, da stweet is fwudded, da
gardun is fwudded n wese cant get inna owt! Ower cattewy is fwudded
tuu!
Meomie wus inna gardun wurkin pullin weedz n da wane wus nowhere tu
bee seen. Dat wus...
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fangu meowmee by
cutie
dere meowmee, fangu fur kunnektink me tu da rpcc noozgroop in mine owen
nayme!
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Egip, Usses onda weigh by
Meowy
Mon Cher Mau, High Preestiss ob Templ ob Bast;
Da offishul memfurs ob da diplocatikal misshun is pwesentwy embarking
fur da shorz ob yoor distint pways an usses wooking furwurd tew
touring da liberry.
Weespekfly,
MeOwy, furry hedd ob misshun
Mosey, hur fayfful wink
Miss Oriane, assistent diplocat
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Hey Ranger from Pipps by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
Der iz uh vury nise party going on now n ai wood luv et iffen yoo wyd sit
wiff meh.
ai gottes awl dressed up jest fur yoo. ai m waring mai slinky black gaown
wiff uh bloo sash n dimund neklase, braslet n eeringz.
Pipps ---hopeful
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Ping: Meowy by
The Two Sisters
Meow, Meowy!
Mine sisfur and mine seff wud wikes to bolunteer for da Assistant Diplocat
to Ejipt and da Temple ob Bast.
Wood dat be Hokay?
--
Purrs,
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July 17th 11 08:48 PM
by Meowy
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How To Keap Kool en Diz Hawt Wethur srsly by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
0h hai mai h0t frends, kitties , d0ggies n h00minz
et saowndz wike yo0 r habingh uh heetwave dat iz mayking mutch krankyness n
ai gotta tell ya , da Gramby haz da rite idearwiff da wet tee shurt. yeUP.
0h c'mon, gin hurself uh brake., p00r Lizzie..havingtew git ported ovur tew
Bookerz, were...
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It's HOT and it's DARK and I'm CRANKY! by
Harri Roadcat
Dis mornin a big storm blew through da area, and it knocked out
electrickery fur a whole lot of homes, including ours. It's furry hot
outside (da heat index is about 110), an da lights is off, and da cold-
air machine is off, an da TV is off, and Meowmie's sewing machine is off,
and I'z...
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How it wurkz by
Gramby
Hihi diz iz O T anna sumwun asked mineself how a wine rebiew for cats wud
go. Here iz a samplee. Diz wine iz like da hooman wine Auntie Soft, gramby
and Unkle Dan likez.
Moscato D”Asti
Diz win iz from Italiee
It iza lite straw kolor
It haz a fruitie sweet taste wiff slite overtonez of nip. ...
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Da 18 week twomma of usses. by
rafflescat
Jack repurtin fwom da kitchun.
At wast, we is gettin bak tu normul! I gotted fed onna tabul (myne)
inna kitchun an it wus chikkum! Harry gotted gushy fud onna kitchun
fwoor. Sukie gotted fed kibbuls inna spare wuum.
Myne bed wus awl fwuffed up n softsoftsoft - jist as me wykes it. Myne
lidder tway...
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purrz fur kranky meowmie pleeze by
Booker
Weze askin fur purrz fur ar kranky meowmie. Hers tiroid iz wurze, meenz
more tapazole, hur potassium iz low so she duznt jump furry fazt wen we
wantz fud, an hur haz sumfing kalled a middle eer fektion. Shez kranky
kuz sheze sposed to bandon us in free dayz an not sure iffin sheze gud
nuf to...
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July 12th 11 07:23 PM
by Gramby
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ai gotted fwesh 'nip tunite! by
Gandalf[_2_]
tunite mai hooman gived myownself sum fwesh 'nip!
itz bery, bery gudgud 'nip!
ai seed him taek it fwom da kowd mashien ina da kitshun.
dats ware he keeps da fuds dat he eetz, anna ai kant git in dere.
itz big, anna aiz litel.
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fud newz by
Storrmmee
so da furee getted mine snakz furm da ted, ursef hasgta haffa 'skriptiun fur
dem but dey sure iz tastee, owrz ted preskribed dem beclawz dey iz low fat,
low proteen anna low salt... dey iz fishee flafured anna dey iz juzt da mozt
purrfekt snkak... butted hrmph az alwayz i hadda share wiffa ofur...
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July 12th 11 12:29 AM
by Gramby
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...Chaynjed...OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of Jooly 6, 2011 by
Adam[_3_]
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
Du tu da loss ov ower beloved leeder, Lovable Louise,
The followink pozishunz ar opin:
Please do not apply iffin yu hav anuddur pozishun
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... opin
Vice Prezident ... Opin
Assistant Chief Justicat ... opin
Hurky Kitty Club...
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PING The Two Sisters by
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
Open up and say MEOW, Booker!
Lilith Kitten Mahoney, SOC
Chief Torbie In Residence
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July 11th 11 02:59 AM
by Booker
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Da nitely Nooz! by
The Two Sisters
Cybèle: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew
Yawk City!
Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize!
Cybèle: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and
lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak?
Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey...
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Now whadt do I du by
Gramby
Tonite gramby wuz doink bukwurk anna her had a glazz of chocovine, chocolate
infused wine, her spilled it on da floor. Funnie fing wuz I was O T
drinkink itself. Den ladder I ceed him laying on da flor wiff him paws in
da air. I swearz him was trying to count himz toez. Him jus kept flexing...
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Fangu MeOwy! by
rafflescat
Ower secatree camed in frum da fwunt door wiff a fingy fur usses! She
opunned it n it wus gwittery n spawkly, n it wus fur usses!
It wus a consolashun cawrd fwum MeOwy! Knowin how we has sufferet....
silentlee.... itz nyce to know sumwun cares....glares atta badbadbad
Meomie.....
How did yu manage...
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July 10th 11 05:26 AM
by Meowy
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It's too hot.... by
Gandalf[_2_]
It's too hot for Lorelei to spend much time at ALL in my lap :(
She likes to lie stretched out on the linoleum floor in the kitchen.
I have a window AC in the bedroom, but it gets HOT in the rest of the
house, during the day.
Lorelei could go down in the basement, if she got REALLY hot.
I go...
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