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I Finauhlee Seed a Mousee by
Will in New Haven
Deer Frenz
It wuz in a widdle kaj an a ladee had it rite outsid r hous. Wen da
ladee stupd to talk to da Bear anna da Uncl Bill, I seed da mousee
real gud. I haff wun fing to say:
WUT DEW YOO PEEPL FINK YOO R DOING.
You hunt and kill dese widdle aminals? Yoo beat dem up an hurted dem?
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Mommy shud haff a camrah by
Will in New Haven
I fink she duz butted she dint yooz itted.
I wuz watshin da whirld gew by from my winnow, sew da peepl cud see da
byooty wut iz me. Dah naybors, Wenny an her dottir Morgun, wuz on da
portsh.
Den Mommy started breenging widdle SaMANfa out foer her wok. But widdl
Morgan, hoo iz only a bitty hooomin...
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A Short Bisick by
Will in New Haven
It wuz furry late oclok. I wuz minin mine own bisness on da big eeting
tabl. All da hoomins wuz tukd intoo dere bedses, sew gno wun coold
ubjek.
EXCEP da Bear. Hee startud yelling "GET OFF DA TABL" wike is a powees
doggy or somfin. He gnos der is a rool bout getting on da tabul an,
DISS is funnee,...
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Uncl Bill iz Clumzee by
Will in New Haven
It wuz gnite an effurrywun was almoss reddy to get sum cuddleeseep. Da
parrut houses was coverd up an Buddy had effen stopt sayin "gud
nite."
da Bear an wittl SaMANfa wuz takin Uncl Bill four his wok. So I jumpt
up on mine winnow sill, sew I cood watsch dem an sew peopl cood see
mine byooty.
An...
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Samantha wants it to sn*w by
Will in New Haven
She WIKES itted an shee iz sayin effery thyme shee goos outted, "is it
snowing yet? PEEZ let itted snow soon."
Wee don' wannit to sn*w. It maks da hoomins messy an da doggies,
expeshully da Bear, getted da cole an wet stuffs all offer usses. An r
outdoor kitty frenz don wike itted.
Wee is afrade...
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SaMANfa'z Song by
Will in New Haven
I rited diss for her butted I gneed moar lirycses.
"A tiss on da gnose may be kwite sentimental
Butted cookees ar a grrls bess fren."
--
WooToo, da songriter
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Mommy Mickey feeded me Chickum by
Will in New Haven
Az yoo gno, I am da hisser at hoomins. I do GNOT want petted. I doo
GNOT getted pikd up. I do GNOT go to hoomins for fudz off da playts.
Lass nite, Mickey an Uncl Bill was eetin chickum. It smelt reelly,
reelly gudgud. An da shaymluss doggies was hanging aroun wannin sum.
An Mommy Mickey wuz...
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SaMANfa to TED by
Will in New Haven
Shee iz getten spaded an dey seigh it is rooteen BUTTED we ar wurried.
Awlso, de ebil hoomins (dat she wuvs sew mutsh) did notted giff
herseff brekkus an dat upsetted her.
Sew wee wood wike sum purrs for da puppee-pincess.
--
Missy, four her Hous
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by MeOwy
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Buzter by
Will in New Haven
R nyabur Tucker-dog jus gotted a littl bruther. His gname is Buzter
and he is kyoot.
I saw Bear an Samanfa an Uncl Bill meet da gnu doggie ouside. Tucker
wuz dere an Ant Wenny an Uncl Andray an MarSELL an notty Morgan, da
kidsus. Dey playd an had fun.
Da gnu puppy is a booldogg.
Missy
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by Gramby
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Mommy Micki goed to CanCOOM by
Will in New Haven
four da week. Servis is gonna supher, mark mine wurds. Uncl Bil do try
butted hee is gnot two brite.
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Maggy May, for hur Hous
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arriving at the ball by
Will in New Haven
On Oct 4, 10:54*pm, Bobcat wrote:
On Oct 4, 6:18*pm, "Stormmmee" wrote:
tiger hafin arrifed earli to hep hiz wife kittee wif da MCC duteez has
gotten a drink and snakz fur hersef haz eaten sefural oyzterz and iz now
looking...
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Weee iz Purring Four Stinkee by
Will in New Haven
His meowmie iz furry gnice butted she kannot com too dis nosegroop an
tak rite, sew wee founded out heee izn feelin gudgud wen Uncl Bill
reeded abote it on dat uvver nosegroop. Hee izn feelin gud beclaws he
haz kidnee problums an anemya. Hee iz a wunnerful Big Dood an reelly
luvs his meowmie. Hee...
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Wood dere be enny weigh by
Will in New Haven
Less juss seigh yoo wuz stanin on da couner wer yoor meowmie fixuz hur
kofee. Da wun yooo yoshully isn' sposed too stan on. An spose sumfin
happens sew da fingee wit da creem in it tipd offer an spilt. An
suppos yoo drinkd da creem dat spilt out.
Juss suppoz.
Wood der bee enny weigh to blam da...
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Da Big Dood Stinkee iz goin to da Brij by
Will in New Haven
His meomie iz gonna brush him an hug him an tiss him all day an den
hee iz goin dis affernoon. Hee iz too week to wan too stay an reddy
four hiz gnew adbenchur butted hee will miss his meomee til she joyns
him an hee feel bad four efferywun hoo will be sad.
Let us purr dat Dante, hoo iz also gonna...
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It wuzzen FUNNEE by
Will in New Haven
Mommie Micki wuz at wurk. Shee hazta tak car ub hur clientz all nite
sumtimz. An it wuz col in hur bedrum wiffout hur. An WooToo din'
wanned uz in Uncl Bill's bed beclaws she wuz bein a lady-d*g.
Sew, me an Missy an Maggy May all huddled aroun da Bear too gough tew
seep. Hee iz big an furry an...
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Mor Problums Traning Uncl Bill by
Will in New Haven
Der iz dis fing on da tellebishun wich wud stup Uncl Bill frum
snoring. It luks like it wud wurk gud an dey sey it won' hurted him.
Sew efferry time da ad for dis comes on da tv, I chirp at him to
gettted it. But HEE doo eferyfing els hee can fink ub four me, beclaws
he meens well, butted hee iz...
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Can wee put Stinky's name on da wall? by
Will in New Haven
Hees meowmie iz namd Theresa. Shee doo gnot post wiff usses butted
shee is a wonnerful kittee-meowmie an Dante iz her other cat. Butted I
don gnow der House nam.
--
WooToo an Maggy May
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R Sekretary iz goin too bed by
Will in New Haven
Wascal will observe da seremonies and da walk. Den he will danse wiff
da older ladeez an da ladeez wiffout partners until Miss Piglett can
joyne him in cuttin da rugg.
Sunrise an Missy an WooToo will also observe da seremonies. Dey will
danse wiff Wascal an sum unacompaneed boycats a little bit...
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Uncl Billl May Gnot Be Typebiting by
Will in New Haven
Mutssh dis weekend. Hee iz waytin to weev work all shivery and
fevurish an sneezy coffing.
Mee an Maggy May an efferywun iz getting reddy to tak car ub himself.
Chikum soop is bein made.
--
WooToo
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Pattyball Turnament by
Will in New Haven
Now dat da hoomins is froo wiff awl dat gneiss grass wiff da stans
aroun for r frenz to watsh, less haff a PATTYBAWL turnimant dere atted
Wimbleton.
Ob korse, wee will eech haff plenny ob pongpong bawls to bat aroun. An
awl ob usses will WIN.
--
WooToo
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