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pet poems by
news group geek
Hello everyone,
New kid on the block here. It's been a few years since I've been on the
newsgroups.
I came by today, to see if anyone can help.
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Tribyoot to Elektra by
Renee Babcock
Hi eferykitty, meny of yu don know us, but we were furry aktif (well,
*I* wuz, da yunger kitties here weren) in rpcc a long time ago, an we
still drop in efery once in a while.
Dose of yu who rememfur us will rememfur Elektra. Dose of yu who didn
get to meet her, she wuz a furry spayshil...
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a very long Tribute to Miss Violette by
Stormmee
six cats approach the podium and all are clad in variety of togas, but each
has silver and violet trim to honor the former head of their house...
The large yellow mancat steps furwurd and says;
Mine furndz az you know Miss violette wented to da bridge lazt year duin the
ball, we did feel dat we...
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Heer's an idear by
meeee
Well, I jist had a furry silly idear that mite jist be wurth askin yew all
abowt. Yew no how we all has thees partees an Events an sich? wot abowt a
websit where we can put all ower pikturez uf owerselves all dresd up an
purty an doin eggsitin fings? (sekritary seems to fink this mite be funnee...
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October 23rd 06 12:05 AM
by meeee
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Rosco & Tess @ The Buffet Table by
ChildFree23
Meow, Tabitha! I'd like to introduce you
to my date, Ms. Tess. We'd like to share a plate of Dungeness
Crab and Shrimp Scampers.
Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Sheriff Of Catmerica
Junior Tabby In Residence
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Tribute to Bob, house of Barnes by
Stormmee
Tiger walks up to the podium with Scooter, Maggie and Piglet... Mine dear
friendz... Deze three furndz owned one of da veri hoomanz dat soft think waz
wurth da air he breafed... I iz gonna du deir tribute kuz der heartz iz
still hurtin badbadbad...
Maggie wuz reskued furm a meanmean man by Bob's...
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Tribute: Mr. Slick by
Stormmee
Diz wuza kitty dat captured da heart of the kindly hooman dat gifed himsef,
anna sefural littermatez a onetruehome... at one time diz hooman had 12 or
13 kitteess, Mr slick bringed joy to hiz hooman anna family anna hiz hooman
sended a furmal obituary to da furndz dat wuuld unnerstand lofin a...
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Jellicle Ball: The Story of the First Jellicle Ball by
[email protected]
I came across this stored on my 'puter. Seems to have been cut from a
longer e- -- sorry p-mail exchange. Given that I have never been to the
Jellicle Ball I'm not sure if goes into the stories and tales told at
the Ball, or not but does seem to be in keeping of the lore told by
Master story...
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October 22nd 06 05:07 AM
by Shahna
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More purrz... by
Cory
Wun uf Pawpa'z bestist frendz jist e-mayled hizownself tu tell Pawpa
dat da frend'z father died yesfurday. Pleez purr fur da fambly.
Fangu,
Onyx
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October 22nd 06 05:07 AM
by Shahna
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Ther is a noo kat heeer by
meeee
This is owtrayjus. Ther is a noo cat. This shud not be allowed. Not onleee
is she a noo cat but she is a torti Siamese lik miself. And Bossy an Paw is
pattin hur as well as me. I is tha onleee torti prinsess alowed heeer. This
is mowst Unfare. I is owtraged, and no I am NOT makkin furends wif...
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October 22nd 06 05:07 AM
by Shahna
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Tribyoot to Cleo an Sheba, sisfur cats by
meeee
Jasmine walks up to the podium, and looks uncertainly around before
beginning.
I neva knew mine predecessas, howeva meowmie asked iffn I mite reed wot she
rote abowt them, becos they wer so speshul to her as her furst cats.
Meowmie allays wonted a cat when she wazs yunger, but hur peerants...
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October 21st 06 09:52 AM
by Adam
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Champeen hurk? by
[email protected]
Gis, mom ses thiz iz gross but I thot I wud ax u. Yesturdae, I hurked.
thu day b4, 'tonio hurked. We r both long hare kittees. Hiz wuz
about 1.5 inches. Mine wuz about 8 inches. Iz thiz champeen qwalitee?
Mollie Anne ses we r gross 2. But Moll iz uh short hayr kittee so she
iz in anuther...
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October 21st 06 09:52 AM
by Adam
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Tribute for Steve Erwin by
K.Bear
The teleporter twinkles and a small animal steps out. A few cats turn to
look at her. I hope you don't mind that I'm here. I want to say a few words
about a human as he had no cats.
A cat motions her to go a head and add her tribute.
Go'day, I mean hello kitties and thank you for allowing me...
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October 21st 06 09:51 AM
by Adam
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Nooo foornishur by
meeee
WWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW
We has NOO FURNISHURS!! We has a noo couch ann Mango has alreddy peeed onit
an meowmie chased him outta tha rum, an ther are two gooshy chairs jus rite
fur cats to curl up on....meowmie was smart an got old cumfy wuns; she ses
their antik but they is jis cumfy to us. An a big...
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October 21st 06 09:49 AM
by Adam
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Jellicle Ball: The Bobcat Teleports to Rome by
[email protected]
After acessing Bonnie's Teleporter, Bobcat figures out how to dial in
the location ( now improved with help from Google Earth) and hit a
switch and.... Nothing!!! Bobcat then starts to *think* about
teleporting and PRESTO!!
God what a ride!!! Though I've got to tell those kitties,...
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October 21st 06 09:42 AM
by Adam
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Sorry by
Shahna
Hi all - kitties and "hoomans" (aka humans and various other names)
Just a note to apologize for not keeping up with RPCC. I hope to be
able to catch up this weekend. My life has been hectic the past
couple of weeks, and did not allow for me to be on the computer. I
got a promotion, my...
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October 21st 06 05:11 AM
by Cory
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Purrs requested for Willow by
John Ross Mc Master
A woman my human knows had a perfectly healthy 2 year od male cat
named Willow die yesterday. It was very sudden. One minute he was
playing, then the next minute he was dead. He did not suffer.
Purrs for Joanna, Willow's human and purrs for Deacon, the remaining
cat.
Purrs for poor young Willow at...
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Belated tribuyte tew Chester by
[email protected]
Long-haired black cat nervously brushed back his mane and ascends tew
the podium:
"Hihi all. We iz furry gald tew join yew dis yeer. Over da last few
yeers, we haz noted wif sorrow da passing ov menny deer furrends. Even
do we wuz not posting, yew can be certain dat we wuz offuring healing
purrs...
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