"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh...

I wuz minin mine own busness in mine seenk. Da fosset wasn drippin, sew I wasn' gonna get no wadder on mine hed wilke wast tim. An da sink wuz empteee, sew I cud sin on da kool metal, wich feld gudgud. I seed little Samantha com in an getted a dreenk ub wadder frum da bole and gnodded two her as a...

On Aug 15, 11:34*pm, The Porter Cats wrote: I love Lee so much and I feel so frustrated being so far away! Don' wurry Ant Julie, Uncl Bill sez wee iz awl sittin roun an elektromic campfire an no wun we lub is far aweigh. Wee ar awl together in sad times an glad...

She WIKES itted an shee iz sayin effery thyme shee goos outted, "is it snowing yet? PEEZ let itted snow soon." Wee don' wannit to sn*w. It maks da hoomins messy an da doggies, expeshully da Bear, getted da cole an wet stuffs all offer usses. An r outdoor kitty frenz don wike itted. Wee is afrade...

Mosey n his wife kitty Meowy, stand upp tewgeffer, holding pawz, n goh tew da podium. Maggy May wuz uh wunnerful bootiful woman cat hoo luved bitties, Hur hulped bitties in reel life tew, n une dae ai wuz habbing uh BBQ n wen her had eeted, hur wispured sumpfifng tew her frendz, ubaowt me n Meowy...

Our Mommy is not feeling gudgud. We wood tell yoons mor butted awl we gno is dat she is talking to her noo-rolojust. Wee ar wurried. Peez purr. -- Missy an Sunrise and da Bear an Samanth an Uncl Bill and WooToo

Deer Catmunity, I am inDIGunt. I wuz nappin in a gneiss pool ub sunlite dat wuz shining on wun ob da BESS soff spots in da carpit. An gnow it is GONED. I waked up an it has climbed WEIGH up on da wall, wer I cant yooz itted. An Uncl Bill iz at w*rk. Mak him come hom an giff me itted BAK. WooToo

I gotta tells yoons about mine doggy, da Bear. A fyoo mumfs ago he foun dat hee cood no longer clime da stares furry gud. Sumtimes he wood be stuk in da rong plase. Sew Uncl Bill an Anti Micki, da Bear's Mommy, setted efferyfing up for da big boy on da firs floor (hoomin note: We have always...

Uncl Bill is furry sad an cannot typebite four long. Da Bear laid down in his Mommy Micki's rume an he muss haff been furry tired. Beclaws he dint wak up but wented to da Bridj. I am sad butted I know dat he is gonna bee wiff awl ob ar ol frenz an wiff mine Mommee wile he wates for doze ob us leff...

Mine Meowmie's whole side was stiff an num, sew shee hadded r Ant Kaffee (GNOT Uncl Bill's fren frum chicatgo) drif hur two da merjencee rume. She wokd out to da kar an tole Uncl Bill gnotted too worry but sedded "yoo cannot gnor sumfun wike diss at r aj." Later on, Uncl Scott, Meowmies liddl boy,...

Wee gotza naybor nam Kaffee. Shee haz a doggy nam OWIVia hoo is meen an notty. She YELLS at da Bear wen shee sees him on hisown wok an tries to bited him. An hee is sush a gud sweeet boy dat he due gnot fited bak. An shee got Out wunse an wuz losted an Uncl Bill pikd her up an tookd her hom. An she...

Wen Bear walks r Uncl Bill he brings hom sumfing mos ub dat thyme. Yooshily it is tennus balls wat r a littl fun butted r tootoo big four seryus kitty-play. Once he brung hom a goff ball wich wuz lotsa fun, specially wen Mommy Mickey stept on it an neerly fell an sed sum iNNERESTING wurds. Butted...

Da Out iz outsyde da housuz an der iz a LOT ub itted. Da kitteez wut wiv in da Out haff sum warm wether rite neow, sew dey doo gnot nead binkiees too keeps dem warm. HowsumEVER, it iz berry reportant too haff da Hoomins keep feeding demselfs and hepp dem getted da TED kar wen dey gneed it. Dis do...

Wee wuz on da fudz-couner dis morning an Uncl Bill had putted sum mor kibble in da bole BUTTED wee cud see himself openin a fingy of DEEE lishus chikum gooshy-fudz an puttin itself in a playt. Sew we wuzn' paying muches attenshun to da kibble. Sune he brotted DAT playte to are counter an, as he...

I wone introod for furry long butted I wan yoons to gnow dat all ub usses ar cryin an feel furry bad four Granby an all ub yoons. Da Bear an mine fren Heather is looking at da skye to honur da Sadie on hur way to da Brij. Wen yoo wanna talk, get in touch. -- Wascal

Uncl Bill YELLED at a man hoo wuz on r tellebizun. Hee wuz drest funnee, in blak wiff a MASS on hims fays. Hee lookt like Darf Vadur. Uncl Bill sed hee wuz ebull an a umpire. Cood dat man com to da hous an beet up Uncl Bill. Wud da Bear letted him doo dat? Wood dat man hurted a kittee-cat? I will...

Dere is a pillo for gnappin on da floor in da dining rume. I let efferykitty and widdl Samanfa yooz it if I don' gneed it. It is furry gudgud four gnaps. Yesserdeiigh, der wuz a byootiful pule ob sunlite across da rume frum da pillo. Sew a kitty cud gnap in da sun pule or on da pillo butted cud...

Wen Uncl Bill or Mommy Micki gib usses r fudz, summytime da hand wiff da fudz cumz furry, furry klose to Missy. An shee NEFFER hisses at dem den. Neffur. Shee iz a softee. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Yoo nuts? Ob KORSE I don' hiss at dem DEN. I am MEEN, I ayn STOOPID. Dat is wy da Goddess gav dem...

A furry gness man wiff a beerd an long hare is playing a gittar and singing. It is his birfdeigh an his frenz dat ar also at da Brij are sellybrating with him. Awl da uther peepl an dogs an kittees an efferybudy lissens. Maggy May purrs along as shee washes hur bably effedunt fren. Happy Birthday,...

It is the nature of things, friends, companions, events and joys, that they are not permanent. It may be that it is better to harden ones mind and convince oneself that the thing in question is gone, so life can go on without any more regret. However, for me they are always with me, people, pets,...