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Adbice Column by
Will in New Haven
Maggy May's adbice for twoday:
Hoomins shud SLEEP mor. I haff notist dat hoomins due gnot seep
ennuff. Dey shud tak adbantaj of how uss kitteez r willin to hep dem
an cuddl down an seep mor.
Neouw I will set a gudgud eggzampul.
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Da Exteeeriur by
Will in New Haven
As da Sekrekitty ub da Exterriurr, I am sorry to repurr dat it iz
entirly tootoo KOLD. I know dat der ar sumkitteez on heer hoo ar in
warmer places butted da eestern part ub Catmerica iz mucmmucm too
kold. An der iz sno butted not too mulch snow. Da mein problum is da
KOLD.
I am working on...
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A Bitty wiff a Name by
Will in New Haven
Da neburs hav a new kitten. Shee iz a widdl bigger dan a bittee. She
is trajikally short-hared butted utherwiae kwite byootiful an...
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Widdl Samanfa Tookd Da Bearz Collar off Himseff by
Will in New Haven
Itted wuz furry funny. Shee took da collar in her teef an pulled it
off. Den Uncl Bill comd downstares and say "Bear, were's yoor collar."
An Bear wen rite OVER to his collar and stood dere wile Uncl Bill
putted it on hiimseff. Den Uncl Bill sez "notty gurl" to widdle
Samanfa. Butted she dint...
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February 20th 10 10:23 PM
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I Beeted up SaMANfa by
Will in New Haven
Wee fited ovur Uncl Bill. He wuz sittin on da steps too petted MEE an
shee cam ovur an wanned him to petted HUR. Sew I gav her a leff an a
rite an a leff. Gnot wiff mine clawses out, jus wuv taps.
An now efferybuddy is mad on mee. Sniff.
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Sunrise, da PRITTY WUN
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TOO Cats namd Missy? by
Will in New Haven
Can dere reely be too cats namd missy?
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
Wut iz WOORS is dat da ladees hoo call dat uther cat missy haff her on
a WEESH. Dat is unnakseptabobble.
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Missy
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Please purrs for a dog by
Will in New Haven
On Jun 11, 1:16*pm, Judith Latham wrote:
Please can I have some purrs for a friend's dog, Badger.
My friend Ann, adopted Badger early this year. He's about eight years old
and had been living with his elderly owner, Des. Des had become ill and
had to go to...
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Buzter by
Will in New Haven
R nyabur Tucker-dog jus gotted a littl bruther. His gname is Buzter
and he is kyoot.
I saw Bear an Samanfa an Uncl Bill meet da gnu doggie ouside. Tucker
wuz dere an Ant Wenny an Uncl Andray an MarSELL an notty Morgan, da
kidsus. Dey playd an had fun.
Da gnu puppy is a booldogg.
Missy
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August 16th 11 02:49 AM
by Gramby
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Da Bawl Gam by
Will in New Haven
Voice of Public Address Cat
Batting first for the Meow Chatters Number 8.25, Wascal, Number 8.25
"We all know that Wascal has betted against Missy before. He takes his
crouched stance in the right-pawed batting box and awaits her southpaw
delivery.
It's her claw-ball and it ducks under his...
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Missy: Reportin a Siuntifical Discobbery by
Will in New Haven
Heer r da faks an mine conclushyuns. Ennywun hoo agree wiff mineseff
feel free to repleye
1: Parrots go roun on too legs.
2: Hoomins go roun on too legs
1: Parruts talk an yell an screetch
2: Hoomins talk an yell an screetch
1: Parrots wiv in dis hous an watsch TB in da wivving rume.
2: Hoomins...
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I Finauhlee Seed a Mousee by
Will in New Haven
Deer Frenz
It wuz in a widdle kaj an a ladee had it rite outsid r hous. Wen da
ladee stupd to talk to da Bear anna da Uncl Bill, I seed da mousee
real gud. I haff wun fing to say:
WUT DEW YOO PEEPL FINK YOO R DOING.
You hunt and kill dese widdle aminals? Yoo beat dem up an hurted dem?
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Adbice for Twoday by
Will in New Haven
Diss morning, Tukker, da d*g nesdore an Bear's bes fren, rund away an
gotted intooo da pond up da street. Hee gotted covurd wiff mudd an ice
an his hoomin meowmie Wendy iss frantik an cleening him offf iz provin
difficult.
Don' do dat.
Maggy May
Aldo it wuz berry funnee
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Sum Kweschunz frum R reederz by
Will in New Haven
Deer Maggy May:
Iyam a bittee. I jus turnd elefun weeeks ol an Iyam neow in my forefur
hom wif a hoomin meowmie, pawpaw, a barekitten hoo iss furry nic an a
beagle d*gg nam Floppy hoo wikes me. Dat iss all reely nice.
Butted dey hass named me Lord Robert of Cross Ridge Plain. I don't
WIKE dat...
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Sashi Went to da Brij by
Will in New Haven
Sashi haz goed to be wiff my Mommy at da Bridj an wate for Ant Sara,
hoo iz hur hoomin, an four little Heili, hoo shee helpd rais. Shee wuz
a gud d*ggie butted furry _bossy_ an shee skared mee til I gnew hur
bettur. My Mommy will mak hur behaf. Dey will talk bout de cancer-
monsters dat dey boff...
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Reeport frum Saraland by
Will in New Haven
WooToo heer: Mary Kat akshooly contaked mee to giv me da lasus mews.
Shee sed shee don' hat mee neow dat I don' try too liv in hur hous.
Shee effun wuz grashus enough to say dat shee iz sorree dat myown
meowmie wented to da Brij an dat shee lovz my meowmie da Gooch, wike
efferywun duz. Sew wee r...
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June 18th 08 03:18 PM
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Ken Unl Bill gif a SQWIRL a name? by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill is callin dat SQWIRL Sparkee.
I don't WIKE dat.
Da SQWIRL iz r emeny an shud gnot haff a nam. Hee iz meen too Bear an
I had too bang my hed into da window wunce or hee wudda TAKKED
usses.Dis can leed to know gud. Wut iff Uncl Bill starts FEEDIN da
fing?
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Had to AST for Brekkus by
Will in New Haven
I GNU it wud happen butted I din' gnow wen. Dis morning, affer Bear
tooked him four a walk an affer hee feeded Bear hiz fudz, Uncl Bill
started to go up da STARES. Ann hee had gnot putted anee fudz in r
boles. Ub CORSE, da wunnerful Winnie, my sweetee, had allus tol him to
giff us brekus an now...
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Happy Catnada Day by
Will in New Haven
On Jul 1, 12:36*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Jun 30, 8:03*pm, John Ross Mc Master
wrote:
july 1 is catnada day, when all Catnadian cats are given speshul
treets!
beauty
Happy Catnada day. Catnada iz r Uncl Bill's...
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My Fren Sunrize iz CRYING by
Will in New Haven
I fink wee haff been too meen to hur. I am gonna go cuddle hur, effen
do she eetz bugz.
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Maggy May
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I wuz watshing out da dor by
Will in New Haven
I wuz watshin fru da glas dor wile mine doggies tookd Uncl Bill for a
wok. I watsh beclaws dey doo funnee fins an beclaws I mite haff to
fine dem if dey gets losted. But mosly beclaws I don' wan Uncl Bill an
dem to bring hom any more _hoomins_
Dey haff gnot dun dat sins we wived heer but dey did a...
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