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Bear slayed da howleymonnister by Will in New Haven
Dey fotted up in meowmie's rum an den down da stairz an den inda wivving rum. Meowmie wuz followin dem, yellin an den WAFFin. Den shee yell sum mor. Bear wud YELL at da monnister and den hee wud BITE it an jump bak befor it cud hurted him. Hee wuz protectin r meowmie an uses. Dey fot an fot, while...
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January 18th 08 01:42 AM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
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Purrs four R Meowmie by Will in New Haven
Mine Meowmie's whole side was stiff an num, sew shee hadded r Ant Kaffee (GNOT Uncl Bill's fren frum chicatgo) drif hur two da merjencee rume. She wokd out to da kar an tole Uncl Bill gnotted too worry but sedded "yoo cannot gnor sumfun wike diss at r aj." Later on, Uncl Scott, Meowmies liddl boy,...
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August 9th 10 03:14 PM
by Amelia T Cat Go to last post
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Sum Ennertaynmen at da Brij by Will in New Haven
A furry gness man wiff a beerd an long hare is playing a gittar and singing. It is his birfdeigh an his frenz dat ar also at da Brij are sellybrating with him. Awl da uther peepl an dogs an kittees an efferybudy lissens. Maggy May purrs along as shee washes hur bably effedunt fren. Happy Birthday,...
August 2nd 10 12:07 AM
by Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_] Go to last post
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I hadded a BENCHUR by Will in New Haven
Wen da Bear an widdl SaMANfa tookd Uncl Bill four his wok todeigh, I wokd beside SaMANfa an rite outted da dor. It wuz a byootiful deigh, wiff non ub dat yukky wet oor kold. An I stayed out for owers and owers. I chasd a big doggie.I metted a furry pritty boycat an promisd too have sum bitties...
April 23rd 10 03:31 PM
by Cheryl P.[_2_] Go to last post
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I wuz MEEN by Will in New Haven
Mommy Mick grooomed mineseff an I dint WIKE itted. In fak, I maded her stop wunce butted she cotted mee agane an finiched. An I was in a bad mude. DEN Uncl Bill eeted mine otemeel wiff budder an creme an onwee leff a littl bit for mineseff an I had to SHAR it wiff Maggy May. Sew I was in a worser...
April 20th 10 09:52 PM
by Mosey =^..^=[_7_] Go to last post
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Dey Don' UnnerSTAN Usses by Will in New Haven
Da hoomins over on da nosegroop wer dey don't spell riite is all talkin bout diss kitty hoo dint want no samun-fish. An dey ar SOOprized. An dey say "we just don't understand cats." Ub KORSE yoons don' Yooo neber lernd r LANgwidje. Effen da hoomins on DISS nosegroop are sumwhat hannicapped behing...
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April 13th 10 12:14 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_7_] Go to last post
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For the Miners by Will in New Haven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af926HzO6-4 Kathy Mattea - “Coal Tattoo” -- Will in New Haven
April 7th 10 08:25 PM
by Mosey =^..^=[_7_] Go to last post
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I SOLFD da squeeky toy problum by Will in New Haven
I was takin a gnap on da downstares piwwow in a luffly pool ub sunlite and efferything wuz perfek. Dere wuz a breez from a winnow an da parrots wuz talking sweetly an kwitely. EXCEP widdl Samanfa wuz playing wiff a skweeky toy. Wich purrvented mee frum sleeping sounly. DEN I gottted a gud...
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April 12th 10 03:13 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_7_] Go to last post
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Da Eddie-Parrot was OUT by Will in New Haven
Meowmie Micki wen too wurk yesserday an forgetted to kloz da dor wut shee usd to putted Eddie-Parrot's fudz in da kaje. Sew Eddie cam out for a bisit to usses. He flied offer to Buddy Macaw's kaje an waffed at pour Buddy beclaws HE was out an SHE wuz stukd in her kaje. Dat wuz gnot gnise. Den...
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April 8th 10 01:55 PM
by Granby Go to last post
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I kleered mine window seet by Will in New Haven
On Mar 25, 2:25*pm, meOwy wrote: On Mar 24, 12:56 pm, "Granby" wrote: Why doant u make itself a teamz effortz? *Dat way you kan add all the silly stuff dat hooman duz and git it ofver all at onze. *Him seemz ta be nize enuf as hoomanz goez...
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March 27th 09 04:17 AM
by Mosey` =^..^=` Go to last post
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Ken Unl Bill gif a SQWIRL a name? by Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill is callin dat SQWIRL Sparkee. I don't WIKE dat. Da SQWIRL iz r emeny an shud gnot haff a nam. Hee iz meen too Bear an I had too bang my hed into da window wunce or hee wudda TAKKED usses.Dis can leed to know gud. Wut iff Uncl Bill starts FEEDIN da fing? --
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June 22nd 08 03:39 AM
by Mosey =^. .^=` Go to last post
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Reeport frum Saraland by Will in New Haven
WooToo heer: Mary Kat akshooly contaked mee to giv me da lasus mews. Shee sed shee don' hat mee neow dat I don' try too liv in hur hous. Shee effun wuz grashus enough to say dat shee iz sorree dat myown meowmie wented to da Brij an dat shee lovz my meowmie da Gooch, wike efferywun duz. Sew wee r...
June 18th 08 03:18 PM
by Granby Go to last post
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Purrz four da Bigg Brown by Will in New Haven
Hiz hoofies iss messed up. Dis iz gnot az sereeus az sum ub da fings wee haz too purr four, beclaws hee will be all rite ventchuallee. Butted hee reely wanna run dat race in Mew York so dat hee can ware dat Tripul Crown. He wanna doo it for hisself, beclaws he wikes to run fast, an for his peepul....
May 30th 08 12:15 AM
by Cory[_2_] Go to last post
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Daisy-chan seems a new 2foot by Will in New Haven[_2_]
On Sunday, May 8, 2016 at 5:27:37 PM UTC-4, cshenk wrote: I'z sitting here wif a new 2foot on Mommie day. He's nice. Iz letting him pet maiself. Eye like dis one! Iz purrring. Diss is gudgud. Butted keep an _eye_ on him. Boy cats an boy hoomins canNOT be trusted. -- Squeaktytoy, for her...
May 26th 16 10:30 PM
by Mosey=^..^=[_3_] Go to last post
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Tribyoots For WooToo by Will in New Haven[_2_]
A teleporter with a time attachment lands and a white shorthaired cat and a small shaggy dog got out sometime earlier in the week A lithe, white, extremely agile and elegant lady cat ascends the podium I wan too say a fyoo words about mine fren WooToo. We dint spen mutsh time together beclaws...
October 15th 14 09:46 PM
by M Patterson Go to last post
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Umm, route 66 trip? by Will in New Haven[_2_]
On Monday, May 5, 2014 2:00:44 AM UTC-4, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote: -- Pi2�nya AKA Sweetee "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Sunday, May 4, 2014 4:57:01 PM UTC-4, cshenk wrote:
May 5th 14 02:08 PM
by Will in New Haven[_2_] Go to last post
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Inrodoosing Mineseff by Will in New Haven[_2_]
A slender but athletic white short-hair with rich creamy fur and a multi-colored "cap" on her head stands before you Hewwo, you mite hab seed mee at da weesent festibitudes. I dint wanna innewupt into dat solum moment an staid in da bakgroun. Neow I will tell mine stowee. I am seben yeers...
December 26th 13 05:49 PM
by Debby Hanoka[_2_] Go to last post
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Speaking of Those at the Bridge by Will in New Haven[_2_]
Feather's wisdom#121: If you wasn't sposed to mess wiff it, you COULDN't mess wiff it.
October 26th 13 01:39 AM
by Will in New Haven[_2_] Go to last post
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Tribyoot to da Bear by Will in New Haven[_2_]
I pologize for da latitude ob dis tribyoot but Uncl Bill cood not typebite beclaws he kept crying. da Bear is da firstest doggie I ever met hoo was gneiss to me. Hee is allus gneiss to kitties and Maggy May calld him her puppy an he wuz. Hee wood stan ouside mine room an bisit wiff me beclaws hee...
October 23rd 13 04:38 AM
by Pi2nya AKA Sweetee Go to last post
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Dey WAFF at Me!! by Will in New Haven[_2_]
I jus TASTED da goggie fudz. Jes wunce, mebbe twice, and dey all waffed at myseff. Diss is gnot acceptabobble. -- SqueakyToy
September 19th 16 01:01 PM
by Francesca the Fierce Go to last post
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