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Da Hoomins Heer mite gneed to gnow dis by
Will in New Haven
xcuse da spellling butted dis wuz posited on dat UVVR nosegroop.
"Years of research has shown that cats are genetically suited to a
diet
of freshly-baked bread. Despite the naive observer's idea that they
are best suited to a diet of small rodents, cats show a determined
preference for warm bread...
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Purr four Mine Ant Beffurly by
Will in New Haven
Mine mommy tookt mine Ant Bef to da Saynt Rafeels hospital mergensy
rume diss morning. She is haffin trubbl breeving an her hart may be
doin bad fings.
Wee AWL lov her many sounds of agreement from cats, dogs and parrots
in the background butted shee yoosd to rescyoo mineseff frum da
basemunt...
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Mommy Micki is Hom by
Will in New Haven
Shee did gnot breeng bak any gnu Macaw-birds. Shee wuz tird an wen too
bed eerly. Butted shee gotted up an wuz aroun playin wiff usses an
stratning out da hous. Gneow she is takin a gnap. Wee is bein gudgud,
sew she will be happee two b hom. An we wub her.
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Maggy May, four her Hous
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Da Bear's Nefu Da Dook by
Will in New Haven
Da Bear got him a nefu hoo is calld da Dook. Da Dook hass a sadsad and
furry happee day nest Mundy.
His fambly dat raised him frum a pup som munfs ago, az sune as he wuz
redddy to leev his doggy mommy, is neow gonna see him go aweight to
skool to lern to bee a servis doggy. DEN he will go to a...
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We WANT WUN by
Will in New Haven
On dat uther nosegroup sumwun sed dat dere kitty has a vibramating
kushum dat sits on da flore an wiggles wen da kittee sits on it an
maSAJes da kittee. Efferykitty shud hab wun ob doze.
Sunrise
In effery RUME
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Missy
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Roodnuss by
Will in New Haven
I wuz relaxerating in da widdl hous dat SaMANfa brot wiff her wen shee
comd to liv here. I seed dat Uncl Bill wuz feedin da Bear. I gnu dat
dis ment dat hee wood feed widdl SaMANfa nex, beclwas dat is how it
wurks. I gnoticed dat her fudz bole wuz in da widdl hous wiff mineseff
an I wunderd wutted...
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Da Parruts Goed Aweigh by
Will in New Haven
We all gnoo diss wuz gonna happun butted it was still xiting an sad.
Der gnu Mommy, wun ub dem, cam wiff her barekitty an Mommy Micki
putted da birdies in birdy-carriurs, dat wook just wike cat-carriers,
an put a shete ober dem.
Den Uncl Scott, Ant Gina an Uncl Bill tookd da big-big cajes...
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by MeOwy
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Uncl Billl May Gnot Be Typebiting by
Will in New Haven
Mutssh dis weekend. Hee iz waytin to weev work all shivery and
fevurish an sneezy coffing.
Mee an Maggy May an efferywun iz getting reddy to tak car ub himself.
Chikum soop is bein made.
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WooToo
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Hepping Trane widdle SaMANfa by
Will in New Haven
Wate lass nite, affer Meowmy wuz aseep, da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four a
walk. Wen dey cam bak in, da SaMANfa wuz at da top ob da stares dat
leeds down too da door an she wanned Uncl Bill two walk herself too.
Butted she wanned to mak Uncl Bill com up da stares an play Catch da
PUPPY an den carree...
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Winter Pome by
Will in New Haven
Sno ouSIDE an itz
Kold. Uncl Bill's tummy duz
Keeps mine feets sew warm.
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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
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February 6th 09 04:16 AM
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Gnus ub da Whirled by
Will in New Haven
In Furginnya resently dey had a MOUSIE show.
Dat's rite. Dey brotted all dese mousies dat dey had an efferybuddy
wooked at dem too decide wut wun wuz besset. Diss wuz sumfin wike a
cat show, wich sum ub my relatiffs used to go too. Butted it waz
MOUSIES.
Mousies is not competiturs. Mousies iz...
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Where iz efferyone? by
Will in New Haven
On Feb 10, 12:39*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Feb 10, 12:35*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Didz u all goez on enbizable modez? *Willow tried of looking at a blank
screen.
I juss tookt a kwiz dat showd dat I am probly tryin to kill Uncl...
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Aminul Plammet iz becum HORRIBUL by
Will in New Haven
Wen Uncl Bill goes out I ast him to weev Animul Plamet on da
tellyvishun. Den I ken wach it wen I ain doin nuffing reportant like
ruling da yoonivers or cleening mineown furz. Or seepin, ub korse.
Butted it has gotten violint an meen. Dey gotted animulz hurtin
hoominz an hoominz hurtin animals...
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Uncl Bill ISN FARE by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill sitted down on da steps too petted meeself. An I rund offer
an sew did dat Maggy May. Well, I coont let hur tak sum ub MAI
pettins, sew I beeted hur up an chast hur aweigh. I din' relly hurted
hur. I wuv herself butted Uncl Bill wanned to petted MEEE.
An Uncl Bill gotted up an follerd...
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Mosey, due GNOT eet no ham by
Will in New Haven
Diss iz Maggy May an I unnerstan dat yoo luv ham butted dat it mak you
haff problems wiff yoor, well problems. Do gnot eet it no mor. Ub
korse yoo can eet it on da cruze ship butted do GNOT ast for it any
mor frum yoor Meowmie or frum Daddy Dutch.
I onwee seigh diss beclaws wee lovs yoons an yoor...
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I kleered mine window seet by
Will in New Haven
On Mar 25, 2:25*pm, meOwy wrote:
On Mar 24, 12:56 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Why doant u make itself a teamz effortz? *Dat way you kan add all the silly
stuff dat hooman duz and git it ofver all at onze. *Him seemz ta be nize
enuf as hoomanz goez...
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Diss Song Shood Haff Diss Liric by
Will in New Haven
A chile, a chile, shivers in da cold
Wet us bring him binkies an hugs.
Maggy May sugjessed dat yeers ago. Wut wood a cole baby gneed metal
four?
--
WooToo
binkies an hugs to awl
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