OSSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA ,APRIL , 2019 *** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand Pooh-Bah - Lovable Louise Grand Pooh-Bah - P2nya Vice Grand Pooh-Bah - Sundance Assitant to vice grand Poohboah - Books Prezident uf Catmerica - Daisy-Chan Vice Prezident uf Catmerica -...

Hopin effurybody happy an purrring. Mine fwenz: hoom makes mine sewf waff (an cwy but gnot to tawk bout dat), an giffs an onwee cat hur own colony. Wheoo. Da meowmie, bak an forff wif me an da gwannee fingy she wuz carine fur, gno time fur "'pooter pway". Hmf. May be pwayin but furry 'portant...

oh hai Ranger, um, ai dunt wanna seem furwurd, but wyl yoo dew me thuh honor uff beingh mai um, dayte at da sooshi bar n sit daown dindin n da danse laytur? Iffen yoo hab uther pwanz, ur uthur dayte, ai unnerstand. ai wikes woo vury mutch ahem.. Fank yew fur finking abaowt diz. *Pipps...

Cory wrote: Ussez kitteez kuld pway baysebawl bedderer den deez IDJITZ!!! --- Onyx, dizguztid... We feelz yur payne, Onyx. Da Koster Katz, wunnering wut haz happent tu deyre Meowinurz......

https://sites.google.com/site/weighingthecats/home/scooter he will gnot eet my fudz. beauty He stoled my ROOM. I will scratch him! Spring Scooter was due to be euthanized Sunday but he took a turn for the

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NBbHRaNNBuY Efurry kitty should haf a doggy, an efurry doggy should haf a kitty.

On Life by Mr. T.S.Eliot, VC There is a Maker: All the wonder that is, is no accident nor chaos. The Maker has a plan, and the plan has no end, and the plan is life, and life is the plan. Life is not the living of one or of few or even of many, but the stream and flow together of all lives and...

i iz hopinta haffa skotish weddin fur mineslf anna jack gordon, duz ursef the kittezz atta temple of bazt haza skotish version fur skotish kittez? if so duz ursef thinkz dey wuld du diz fur uses? Trudi hopefullhy

Ize hope dis wun wurks! Ernie http://image18.webshots.com/18/6/31/74/211563174rTgflQ_ph.jpg

Deer Miss Violette & Ms Trudi & Efurry1 We umblee ppologiz 4 bing late wit' r wishus. But we hope u all had thu best Easter efur! We all just hung 'round & goofed off! I am sendin' uh hooj kitty-safe chocolate kiss 2 Ms Trudi!! Yur fren, BK Miss Violette, we are also sending you a cat-safe...

Meowmie finully let us opin owr pakig frum owr sekrit santa!! What fantabulous wonders we found in der!! We gotted lots of treats (Furry Yummy) and a coolcool teeser onna stik in Christmas colors, and da most funnest fing,.... a boogie mat!!!! weze heard about dem, but haff neffer seen one!! ...

Hello again, dear friends. As with my tribute to Harri I ask your indulgence. THat day so many years ago when Nancy and I went to the Petsmart in La Sierra, CA I had no idea that we would be going home with a kitten. WHen Nancy suggested it and pointed out a cage full of tiny tortoishell...

I fore gotted who iz in charj of diz thred bout gettink da chiken. Duz anyone rememfer who gotted uz to get tagetfer and go for diz. O T skratching his head ready to moofve.

All, I'm doing a little research on pets. Please take my survey and let me know what you think. Thanks! http://www.zoomerang.com/survey.zgi?p=WEB225MFTS86LF

Mine first storee ob da day: Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me, sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins...

A petite oranj an wite gurlkitty wif teerz in hur ayez walkz ontu da stayj an standz in frunt uv da podium, nurrfusslee ringin a hankee in hur pawz] Mine naym iz Marble, an Ize wud lyke tu pay tribyewt tu mine broffur Ernest P. Hemminway. Weez kalled him Hemi. Jist befor Ize left Unca Nickz an...

Paw went owt ta feed da burdees tonite n he came bak inna howse n he wus madmad! He ses dares been a hokk inna gardun n sum poor wittle burdee has copped it. Dare ar feffers effuryware! Well, hes onny gotted himself tu bwaime. He dussnt wike us gettin inna OWT! If we had bin inna OWT we wud haff...

Sorry for the xpost, but I would do just about anything for this little guy. For the life of me I cannot figure out why some kind soul will not adopt him,except that there were several interested that maybe objected to the required home visit. I am leaving the Country (and not coming back) and...

Hello, I'm sitting here in tears because my husband Dutch just got back from taking our-in real-life-best-forever-friend neighbor Andy to have his 14 year old cat Sookie sent to Rainbow Bridge. :( Poor Sookie can't even walk and Andy doesn't want her to suffer. She was such a sweet old cat.

Capt. Midnight, The Good Luck Black Cat, left for the Rainbow Bridge at approximately 10:45 AM today. His problem was not fixable, so the vet did not wake him up from the anesthesia. We've arranged for a private cremation, and when the ashes come back we will scatter them in his favorite pile of...