Mosey, dressed in his best gray and white suit, and green bowtie skorted by his wink of one year, Meowy, in her beautiful green gown, and hat, go to the podium. Mosey is clutching a hankie, and looks lovingly at Meowy. "My dear friends and family," he says "I stand before you on this night to...

The Sekrit Santa matchups have all been sent out, and the Christmas card list was just emailed a few minutes ago. Everybody who believes they've contacted me, please check your email and let me if you did NOT get your matchup or your Christmas card list. I can still fix any errors that are...

Hey you guyz. Furry getted soft a new dryer monzter... itz muc bittger dan da owlde one, soft iz thrilled wifit, her iz alzo thrilled dat it iz muc hier anna bigger... da buttonz iz onna furnt anna soft kan operate it wif no hep, anna no marknz so furry did gud... *soft sayed purrfekt fur hersef...

We hadda hard tyme dis weak end, kitties. Our pooter died. It was da mutherboard. then as soon as that wuz fixed, da hard drive dies as well just as Fred downloaded all da emails, but befur he got ta read enny. Well, we haffa new Muther Board and hard drive and what backups we had are restored. ...

I never knowed Mamacita purrsonally, but I did smell herownself on Meowmie occasionally. She wuz a furry purrty calico girlkitty. (I know cuz I seed picherz of herownself on da Innernet.) She livved wif Meowmie's sisfur Katy, an she luvved Meowmie to pik her up an hold her when Meowmie...

Please purr for Meowmie Debby's sinuses. This is the second time they're infected in less than a month. Fangu, Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps Registered Cat Nurse

oh hai Ranger, um, ai dunt wanna seem furwurd, but wyl yoo dew me thuh honor uff beingh mai um, dayte at da sooshi bar n sit daown dindin n da danse laytur? Iffen yoo hab uther pwanz, ur uthur dayte, ai unnerstand. ai wikes woo vury mutch ahem.. Fank yew fur finking abaowt diz. *Pipps...

Dis mornin a big storm blew through da area, and it knocked out electrickery fur a whole lot of homes, including ours. It's furry hot outside (da heat index is about 110), an da lights is off, and da cold- air machine is off, an da TV is off, and Meowmie's sewing machine is off, and I'z...

Der iz uh vury nise party going on now n ai wood luv et iffen yoo wyd sit wiff meh. ai gottes awl dressed up jest fur yoo. ai m waring mai slinky black gaown wiff uh bloo sash n dimund neklase, braslet n eeringz. Pipps ---hopeful

Nite before wast, abowt 1 am, usses 4 cats wuz sittin by da clozed sliding door n Meowmie n Pa were on dere way tew bed. Meowmie wooked to see if the Out cat wuz dere, eeting thuh kibble she leevs owt dere n hur saw sumpthin diffrent, sew hur terned on thuh porch lite n dere wuz a litddle...

Hi, I¢m Kyla from the rec.pets.cats.community and former Pink Floyd newsgroup member, and although I never met jweb in the flesh, I did speak to him once on the phone. John was a great asset to The Pink Floyd newsgroup, publishing a weekly column called Notable Quotes and Shameless Flames. When...

Wooks wike a big bole ob sherbet tew me. MeOwy http://blog.esaba.com/projects/catphotos/catphotos.php?image=477

Meomie gotted a new fone, wiff a gud camera. Now dis fone isnt speshal, dis fone is simpul (hasta be fur Meomie)and it has a video funkshun, n dis Mornin Meomie desided dat she wood make a movie starrin me. I dont fink so! She put me onna wurktop n started filmin....now, usyewally, I stand dare n...

ALL RIGHT - MIDNIGHT! Come on OEJ, Felix. Letz do sum fireworks! The three kitties run around to the rear of the garage. Half a dozen steel mortar tubes are buried in the ground. Boxes of mortar shells await loading and firing, as do large rolls of firecrackers and roman candles. The kitties...

Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a time when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz fur behavior. 1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git...

Humans, places, cats + other pets - General I started providing services to rec.pets.cats many years ago before it split, and have continued to do so ever since. However, sadly, I am not going to continue. My time on the internet needs to be cut down somewhat, but in fact has increased...

As the light begins to flicker below the eastern horizon, and Mietze calls the last name of this year's Jellicle honorees, Talisker Pippin asks alla kitties to turn to da last page uv da Siameze Cat Chorale songbuks Efurrykitty, it is time to sing the song of farewell and hope that ends efurry...

Tiger, mine luf, Iz you reddy fur da big wedwink dis weekend? Iz yur soot pressed an did you pik owt a nice tie? I'ze soso happy dat you iz bak! Now I can be eskorted to da winking by my big hansum husband-cat! We haff a nice ruum and we'll haff a wunnerful time! --

Sunday iz da annipurrsurry day ov mine 15th yeer of beink wiff Meowmee an PawPaw. I wuz 'doptid frum Kitty Rescue on Decempurr 29th ov 2004, 15 yeerz ugo! I snifft da "NUTRO 2 PAK OF CUTS IN GRAVY", dat I wyll get az a speshul treet on Sunday, an da twu dry foodz pakagez dat Meowmee bot at...