Meowmie uzzes Yahoo az hur main emaye fingy n et keapz gibbin herownself errurz n wunt lett herownself opun et...MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!! Hur had uh fone # uff a kompuny hur wuz gonna kall n yell bad wurdz at dem ...Pa iz at hiz own TED, sew meomie n ai r gonna goh tayke uh nap tyl Pa gitz...

Uncl Bill is furry sad an cannot typebite four long. Da Bear laid down in his Mommy Micki's rume an he muss haff been furry tired. Beclaws he dint wak up but wented to da Bridj. I am sad butted I know dat he is gonna bee wiff awl ob ar ol frenz an wiff mine Mommee wile he wates for doze ob us leff...

..Itz a stait hollrdey cald Pie neer Dey/ I fot sum pie wuz gonna bee neer but meomie sed pie neerz wer peepl whu woked cros da wirld tu cum hear. Der wuz a prade dis mornin an we saw it on TV. Lotz ov peepl spen da nite downtown in sle[in bags. Dat dont sown lyk fun tu mee. Iz cant holler...

Da kitties in southern Catifurnia and their hoomins are having to worry about fires again. In San Bernardino (by where we used to live) da fire is contained now, but da fires in Los Angeles are still burnin wild. At least one hoomin an his doggy have died in dat fire. So lets all take a few...

Uncl Bill an da Bear an widdl SaMANfa metted a new kyoot puppy name Rascal (beclaws dey cant spell Wascal?) hoo is furry yong an kyoot. His mommy is a Yorkie an his daddy is a Dogshund an dey call him an his litter-mates "Dorkies." Dis is RONG. Effen Uncl Bill gnos it is RONG -- Sunrise, da...

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Willow sits down with Sukie. LetZ go ofver deze planz. Trudi haz her drezz, shaw and da wedwink skarf for da ceremonie I haz mine drez dat matches herz, Sukie anna Babycat haz da same drezzez. Babyct haz her baskit for heather ta skatter afore da bide anna gum. Jack has hiz drezz kilt and all dat...

Hai mai gud furends, Ai wuz wunerin ifen yew cud spar uh _foo_ purrz fur meh. Mom Kyla finks ai m gitting _tew_ skinny n hur is catsurnd abawot meh. Paw telled Mom dat ai hab ulways bin uh litewait Paw iz gunna take meh tew the Vet sune .n ai wyl git mai shotz, n ai dunt know if dey r gunna...

Myne cuzzin Abigail hadda ruff life. Her first hoomin's boyfriend didn lyke Abigail an he keeped locking hur outa da building. Da first tyme Anti taked hur bak tu hur hoomin, da negst tyme Anti put owt egstra fud. Abby lived in da backyards an ate at anti's fur a cupple years, sneakin in da...

Mr. Mecurio, are Tabthia Fluffytail and HRH Cleopatra Silvercat going to be at this winking?? Pahntom

Hi, I'm fostering -- with the hope of adopting -- a 4 month old tabby and I'm trying to introduce him to my roomate's 7 year old Tortie. I'm not sure if the behavior the older cat is showing is normal. She hisses and growls at the kitten. And the two times I've tried to get them close to each...

Hihi Kitties, Well I'm settling in here in Nova Scotia and looking for work. I've put out some advertisements and after sitting in on some professional piano lessons, I've had an accredited, and very experienced teacher tell me I should advertise to teach all ages at all grade levels. ...

tunite mai hooman gived myownself sum fwesh 'nip! itz bery, bery gudgud 'nip! ai seed him taek it fwom da kowd mashien ina da kitshun. dats ware he keeps da fuds dat he eetz, anna ai kant git in dere. itz big, anna aiz litel.

sew tudai ai wented tu da basemint tu use mai lidder bocks, anna da flore waz cubbered inna waddur monsturs! dey waz ebberiwarez! der waz a deep, deep pool ub waddur monsturs rite ware mai lidder bocks iz. ai dozint noe how tu swimz!

i iz nowcin dat da grambyz infurnet iz owt juzt now, hersef iz beree krnankee to diz but hersef willz return az stupid infurnet hoominz getz itsef fized, OEJ

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our hooman bein not to brite hadda email you seneded her abowt RPCC mailin lizt, he culdn't getted it ta wurk so kuld you resend dat information so hizsef kan try agin, Trudi, hopin yourown howze is doin well

Amelia I think TV stations should be contacted about this kitty Maybe SOMEONE could transport that poor little kitten to his Forever home, 76 miles away, and it would make a GREAT Christmas story. What do you think? There HAS to be a way to get him to his Forever Home. SO many people have worked...

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Happy Mew Yeer 2005 tu awl that Antis, Uncas ana ob kourse, awl da kittiez out dare in 'net land! P.C. ana her Meowmie -- President Theodore Roosevelt's maxim was: "To speak softly but carry a big stick".