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OT - (Adult) Humor by
Magic Mood Jeep©
From a joke list I subscribe to:
Further proof that the long term implications of drugs/procedures
must be fully considered.
Over the past few years more money has been spent on breast
implants, penis implants, and Viagra than on Alzheimer's.
In a few years we will have a lot of people running...
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Cats & their nicknames by
Magic Mood Jeep©
I know this subject has probably been brought up a bazillion times here, but
it seems that all cats have nicknames (some have several), as well as their
'formal' names.
But how many here have cats that actually answer to their nicknames (even if
the answer is only a twitch of the ear)?
Tennessee...
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May 31st 05 04:25 PM
by Jemfur
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There's a moose loose.. by
wafflycat
...aboot this hoose.
Actually it's more of there's a bunbun bouncing 'bowt the bathroom ;-)
The bathroom is the quietest room, so bunbun is safely in there, and
he/she/it can wander to its content. Plenty of fresh greens from the garden
(I knew there were dandelions in the lawn for a reason) and...
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[OT] Humor by
Catnipped
OK, here's my resignation letter *with* the subtext included in brackets:
Attn. Executive Officers of ConGlobal Industries, Incorporated (CGI)
Re. Resignation
Dear Sirs:
I have been presented with an extraordinary opportunity to advance in my
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He had best get over it. by
Jo Firey
We just finished a major renovation of our main bathroom. New tub, tile
floors, replaced vanity and sink, etc. And one of the biggest
considerations was to create a place for the litterbox. We removed a 40"
wide vanity and replaced it with one only 24" wide. Now the 15" wide litter
box slides...
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May 31st 05 08:20 PM
by Katz
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Reason my house is dirty! by
Shirley B.
I"m not blaming it all on Rexie that I can't clean my house, but see? . . .
..
http://community.webshots.com/photo/255873683/355835872BCGBPw
--
Shirley B.
To Reply by email: remove 'nick'
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Purrs for Omar (long) by
Christine Burel
Was hoping not to need to ask for purrs but I think it could only help...
Omar, my 5-year-old orange buddy, has IBD, but recently in the past 6 weeks
or so began drinking excessively and I took him in and had two extensive
(and the word that rhymes with it, too) blood panels done within a week...
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June 1st 05 12:31 AM
by SuzQ
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Have your cats lost weight? by
Susan M
You can imagine the scene:
My friend Elena comes over, sees the boys and says, "Wow - have your cats
lost weight???"
Me, a little pleased and self conscious "Why yes - I'm sooooo glad you
noticed!!"
Struck me as funny - but boy have they slimmed down and look sleek now.
They could both use tummy...
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June 1st 05 12:57 AM
by Shiral
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*Hi* by
[email protected]
Everytime I open this newsgroup I start crying. But I miss ya'll too.
So bear with me.
Abi's doing well. Or well enough. Jody and I were out of town five
weeks ago and came home to a broken arm. She had been riding one of the
children's go-cart things and it tilted. She braced her fall...
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Ping: Bonbon by
Victor Martinez
Bon,
You really should sell those mice you made for us on the internet. They
are awesome! The cats have not stopped playing with them since Rufous
dug them out of my bag 5 minutes after we walked in the door. :)
They are a huge hit! One of the mice was dropped in their water
fountain, but that...
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Purrs for a Dachshund and her Pups by
Melissa Houle
This is the poor mommy-dogs third litter in 4 years for a total of 33
puppies. I was horrified! Why don't they spay her? The receptionist
whispered to me "She gets $250 per puppy because they are pure-bred
miniature dachs." Oh well, that makes it okay then. NOT. The receptionist
is as...
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Oh dear.... Purrs needed by
Mischief
I managed to grab Imp to clip his claws and give him a good brushing.
He didn't like being held for the the clipping, and i accidentally cut
the tip of his pad on one toe. Oh dear!! Then he did the same thing on
another tor on the other front foot. It was a mixture of him struggling
and me trying...
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Too Funny! (Partly OT) by
jmcquown
I always call in advance to schedule a taxi to pick me up when I'm going on
a trip. This area isn't urban where you can just flag down a cab. I also
always use the same cab company. I called this morning and said I need a
taxi to pick me up tomorrow at 7:30. I'm sitting here in my jammies when...
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Vet Tech Journals: Final #1 by
Mischief
My brain is tired from studying.
But I managed to drag myself up and haul myself to my Small Animal
Nursing lab practical, worth 50 points
25 multiple choice - Very easy, I only can pray that her lecture final
is this easy.
Station 1- IV Catheter placement - 5 pts - I think I did okay on...
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Purrs and prayers for me by
Irulan
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Am in a rather unpleasant
situation which I hope gets resolved.
Thanks.
Jazz's mama
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Irulan
from the stars we come
to the stars we return
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June 1st 05 11:52 AM
by Lesley
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So I was doing laundry yesterday by
Shirley B.
And I threw a couple pairs of tennis shoes in with the whites. I fold the
laundry on the couch in the den. So I'm folding and I put the tennies on the
back of the couch. Rexie was nowhere nearby when I started, but as soon as I
put the shoes on the back of the couch, . . . . . .
The couch is a...
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I really didn't do it, Missy! by
Sam Nash
I'm a network technician by trade and drew the short straw for on-call duty
this Memorial Day weekend. It had been really quiet this weekend - no
pages, no phone calls, etc. until this afternoon.
Mistletoe (Missy) was in her computer supervisor's preferred position -
lying on the computer table...
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June 1st 05 12:59 PM
by Jane
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A fire next door by
Katz
Mark Edwards wrote:
Ack! Burning Froot Loops stink!
Gracious! What an event! Frrot Loops. Yuk. Bad enough WITHOUT burning.
I was in a hotel fire once. Middle of the night, somebody is pounding
on the door of the rookm next door, yelling "Fire!" I woke up, & my
first fuzzy thought was, "It's...
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June 1st 05 03:17 PM
by Katz
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Bye for now! by
jmcquown
"All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go,
I'm standing here outside the door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye.
But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn',
The Taxi's waitin', he's blown his horn."
Well, that will happen at 7:30 tomorrow. I'm ready (I think). Purrs and
hugs to all who need...
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My take on the negative stigma biological unhappiness! by
[email protected]
Dedication
This book is dedicated to the millions of suffers of =E2=80=9Cmental health
disorders,=E2=80=9D biological unhappiness and to all those that are just
having a bad day for whatever reason and just can=E2=80=99t seem to find
there way back to happiness and joy.
(THE REAL WORLD!)
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