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OK, weze reedy. Da porterz all set up iffin yuz rather skip all dat messy LA traffic, or derz plenty of parkin in da alley fur RVz, carz and bikez. Come on in a make yurself cumfertable. In da lifin rum we have highhigh windowz on either side of da firehothothotkeepoutplace. Da inglenook on...

Da lastest we herd wuz dat Unka Serge mite be kummin home today, so letz hab a bigbig partee fur him. Fluffykitz will cater, ub corse! Rebecca

Gud eevnin, kitteez an frenz. Welkum to dis yeer's Jellicle Ball. Efurry yeer, we gatherz to onner da frenz hoo leeved ussez in da past yeer. Itz a sad okayshun, bekuz we missez owrown frenz, an yet itz a happee time, too, kuz we gitz to be awl together an sellybrate owrown komoonitee. Dis yeer...

Welkum, efurrykittee! Fangu fur kummin to spend Pitoonya's an myown speshul day wif ussez. Da hotel stafz iz reddy to see yurownselvez to da rumz, an dere will be a bigbig dinner later. If yoo needz enneefing, juss ask da hotel stafz. We will see yoo tunite at dinner. Sundance

Meow, Kitties, And welkum to the thirteenth Jellicle Ball, held here on Cat Island off the coast of Ireland! I'm Mme. Anaïs, and dis iz mine wink, Tiger, and we iz yur MCC's for the Ball! We're awl gafurred heer in Cat Island where owr hosts haff made afailable dis bootiful island for

Dan, this is Gramby and I want ot know where you are with decideing what to write? Please don't tell me you haven't moved on this. I know there is something good to come from your thoughts and hope you "git'er done".

Well, mine frens, I wuz rite. Friday morning, after starfin me ALL nite, Meowmie shuffed me inna carrybocks anna hauled me off to da TEDs. I hadda sit around all mornin, STILL starfin, till TED Michelle could get to me. Imagine, da nerf, dat I shud have to wait fur stoopid TED. Ennyway, while...

Me anna Meowmie will be moofin to the Bawlamore area, Paw will come later, after we is settled inna new job. She gottid a gudgud job wif da govmint. Now I gotta hewlp her figger out what to take wif usses (alla mine fud anna toys, of corse). I'ze gonna mis lifin inna Floriduh. I'ze gonna miss da...

Hihi kitties, I am moofin this koming weakend. All da way frum Ottawa, Ontario tu Wolfville, Nova Scotia. Packing is going slowly and I was sick this past week, so it's a little scary, but I expect I'll make it. These things always work out in the long run. I am finished at my...

Killfiled. Totally wrong area and we definately are NOT into puppy and kitty mill places! --

Flanked by Vice Grand Pooh-Bah Mosey Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah Sundance Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah PookyKat, The Grand Pooh Bah,Pitô.ônya, in hur tuxeedo gown, takes the myk: Welcum one, Welcum all, Welcum tu da Jellical Ball. Fur menny reezens we ar heer,

Put sum shyni hapi konfeti en da kard fur Noo Yeerz Eve. yeUP n ulso, wen weh paked owr Sekrit Sants cats n hoomins bawx,uh bit uf dat confetti fawled owt uf da bag n et edud uo on da botrom uf da bawz. HAPPY NOO YEER. Weh kant/wunt sai hoo weh ...

Diz iz Willow anna I ported ofver to Auntie Soft's house to check on the kitties there. Dat puter of derez haz mezzed up sum filez againz so dey wont be postink 'til dem get bak in orderz.

I knew somefing was coming up when I saw my carrier on the floor. Sure enough Meowmie took me to TED today. Even put my poop in the carrier. Said TED asked for it. They poke me all over and took my temperature. I was hissy mad and growled. They called me grumpy Rusty. I was put in a tray with...

No wun is posting nuffing. I wett Sunrise pozt here acoupla timz an now we don see nuffin. Did she offen sumwun? She iz nize, effen Wootoo wike hur now, but she do have an ego. If she uffended sumwun it wuz not on porpoise. Iffen u wan, Uncl Bill could yell on herr if da wud bring you...

Maggy May: Lass gnite da fudz dispeer frum da fudz counner an da wadur bole wuz gnot on da flor. Dis happen in da middl ub da gnite butted wee don FINK da Bear got ontoo da counder an eated da fudz an da BOLE. Aldo he cood haff. Missy: It wuz not da Bear. Da hoominz r gonna starv usses so we...

Wee missus her an, too tell da troof, my fren Wascal missus hiz fren Mz Piglet. -- Maggy May

Weze goin threw silence withdrawal, derez bin no postz today. Wer iz efurrybuddy? All drunk on nip? Booker, Chappy an Snowflake

Itz qwiet here. Iz ize missin postz, or iz effurykittiez sekretari delinqwent? Lonely, Booker