Yesfurday meowmie put ikky smelly stuff on da bak ov my nek ware ize kudn't reech it. Diz mayde me furry furry angri. Meowmie tryed to be nyce an petted me. Ize hissed at hur. Ize neffur hiss at meowmie, butted diz waz jest two much. (Ize hizz at pawpaw all da tyme).

Ize a special place ize storez mi toyz. Dat way ize git new wonz, wif fresh nip in dem. Butted dey found my hidey place tuday. An all mi toyz frum da past fife yeerz ar in da hall now. Chappy

Breekin newz: Da winnowz ar opin. We fot dey were shut fur da darktyme ov da yeer. Ize haz to check out each winnow. Anykittie wanna joyne me? Chappy

Ize too catfuzled to figure out whoze all sined up fur Nappin 101. So Ize gotted lotz of kushins an in strucktions fur Nappin. Ize prepared fur a krowd. Weze startin da klass now, wif a NAP! Den after da nap weze kin haf introduktions and diskussion, den anofur nap. So grab a kusion an ize...

Ize tryed an tryed an it neffur showed up. So da Wappin 101 korse kontent can be seen at: http://www.paque.com/wappin101.txt Iffin sumkitty can cut an paste it into a post, an haf it show up, dat wud be preciated. So far weze has Harri, Pipps, Lizzy an Snowflake sined up for Wappin 101.

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*Small, shy tuxedo kitty steps up to the mike* Hi eferyone, my name is Charlie. Meny of yu don know me, but yu may no my mommy (Auntie Renegade, aka Auntie Dr. Renee), an my sisfurs Persephone an Elektra an bruffer Sam (I also haf anoffer sisfur, Ginger an anuffer bruffer, Kitsu). I wantid to...

I'ze furry sorry to hafta say dat it luks lyke Poppa, Howse uf Koster is gonna hafta go to thu Bridj tuday. Kan alla yew pleese purr dat his way to thu Bridj be easy. An please purr for his mama an all thu other kitties at thu Howse uf Koster so dat thu big Poppa size hole in der harts gets...

I only smelled him, I didn't no him, but he wuz a furry luvery blak cat whut luked lyke a plush toi an had furz lyke a plush toi. He wuz a dumped kitty an Spyder an Chris adopted him an tuk furry gud care uf him thru his hart purroblems and other health purroblems. He wuz always a gud hunter an...

Yesturday, Meomie hurd a rilly rilly loud noyse. She wuz almos afrade tu luk. Wen she did luk inna liffingrum, she wuz speechluss. This kinda big noysie box (speeker) wuz onna floor, havin losted itz tale. Weere it wuz sposed tu be, onna top uv thu big bukcase, I wuz inspektin thu seene uv thu...

I live in an area noted for high winds, lots of precipitation and temperatures that often hover around 0C. The builders of my house (and the city planners, if they *had* city planners back then!) didn't take prevailing winds into consideration and therefore I'm quite regularly out on the...

Sam adored my new(ish) computer. Not only are its heat vents in exactly the right spot, it's small enough that there was plenty of room for a cat to curl up right next to them. I was worried a bit about what this was doing to the innards of the computer, as I didn't think the makers intended...

Myne Meomie iz tryin tu starf myownself. I hadda meow an meow an meow fur efur befur she unnerstud wat I wuz sayin. I had NO fud sinz las nite! Sam, wantin simpafies an tryin tu luk skinny I apologise. It was my fault. Sam is being fed in the back room until all the work on the house is...

Meomie told me bout this story: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story/2010/07/05/cat-rescue-fire-department.html Sounds gud tu me. Well, I hopes furst we duznt have a fyre, butted if we duz, itz nize tu no that thu fyrehoomins will take care uf thu catz. -- Sam

Meomie camed bak furry late las nite. she wuz sposed tu be helpin at sumfing called an awkshun, but she brotted home a bigbig glass plate wiv a covur. This mornin she opined it, an I started tu invesitcat, but she sed NO NO SAMMY THAT IS NOT CATFOOD THAT IS COFFEECAKE. Well, it dint luk lyke...

Meomie haz started pullin owt alla myne furs. She started wif combin them, an wunce she gotten thu idea that she rilly shudnt be holdin me down, I kinda lyked that, and I stood up so she cud comb them anna I purred. But then she started pullin anna pullin on them, so I warned hur off. I thot...

Meomie iz furry slow an not furry gud at makin webpajes, butted she finully gotten wun fur me! That liddul fuzzy piksure iz rilly bad, butted if yu clik on it, yu will find a nizer vershun plus sum purrsunal comments bout me. I iz NOT unfare tu Sam wen he chases anna bites at myne...

I has grate teef. Evun myne Meomie finks so. I wuz playin wif a plastik rooler - yu no, bitin it an kickin it wif myne back paws an jenerally beetin it up. An Meomie tuk it an sed lots werds cus there wuz a kinda half cirkle gone from thu 85 mm mark. She founded thu circkle, tu, rite nex tu me....

I gotten Out yesturday wen Meomie opined thu front door an thu skreen door wuz opin tu but she dint egspek it. Sum TroodurCat frum akros thu street ranned at me. I went ovur tu meet him, butted he wuznt furry nize attall! I retreeted wif dignity tu myne steps, were Meomie piked me up. -- Sam

Meomie told us bout a furry stubburn butted unfurrtunate cat she met wen Out yesturday. She wuz watin fur a bus a it wuz furry erly an kwiet so sum pijuns wus sittin onna street. Then a blakannawite cat appuroached, at furst aktin alla cashual an then racin at thu burdies tu POUNCE. Butted...