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Thundrbumprs!!! by
MLB[_4_]
Weez havin sum stormi weddr tudey. Thundrbumprs dis mornin den a liddle
rain but itz coolr an dat is gud. Da stormn seamz tu be movin norf. TuTu
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Y00 HU RANGER by
Pipps =^..^=[_4_]
O hai Mighty Rangerman
Wud yu kare tu akumpuny meh tu da Olymoiz en Lundun?
We cud hab lotza fun..uh huh..
Een ef et raynez.
Weh mite git tu meet dat Royulz n evun git tu meet William n Catherine's
kyoot puppy
Wat du yu fink?
ai m pak'd n redy tu goe.
Pipps
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KAN OUR PAW HAB SUM PURRS N PRAYERZ, PWEEZ? by
Mosey =^..^=[_14_]
O, owr pore Paw iz en bed wif uh hurted foot.
Hym HAD tu goe tu da store yezturdai tu git usses fudz n stuff, n uthur
fings,
n own naybor Andy wint wif Paw, n Andy sed to Meowie, dat Paw ulmost faw
daown uh cuple uf tymes.
Him duzn't wunt tu goe tu da EE RR...
Hym is sleaping nao, cuz Meowmie...
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Fundur monstrz by
MLB[_4_]
u nyt weez had big fundyr monstrss wif lytn in da ski. Den it pord lotz
ov rayn fur a fu minitz. Now its hoomin sew weez goin to seep. TuTu
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HEY BOOKER, CHAPPY N SNOWFLAKE by
Mosey =^..^=[_14_]
Hai, Booker, Chappy n Snowflake.
Umkay, so yu rezined frum yer 'jobz', but pweez dunt stop bein en da
Community.
Yu kan't jezt leev, wike dat. Nope.
Az Chancellor uf da Exchequer, ai hab da uthorty tu gib yu uh payd leev uf
absens,
Yu are awl uh gud part ruf owr wunerful Community, n weh awl...
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WEH HAB DA NAYBOR QAT HEER :) by
Mosey =^..^=[_14_]
O hai ouw furendz
Weh hab Qat kompany..yeUP.
Der iz uh yard sayke goin on en owr nayburhud, n Andy's Qat Sookie, iz en
hur bigbig kage on owr balcony.
Hur had fudz, wader n her doodlebawx, but hur is unhapi, cuz hur izn't used
tu da owt, but
Andy is slee boming his hous, n hur haz tu stai...
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Meowmie Gotted uh Funni Prezzi by
Mosey =^..^=[_14_]
Owr nise next doar nayburn furend, , Andy gotted our Meowmie uh silli fing
hym
seed et at da yard sayle..dat sumune lse wuz seling.
Et iz uh 'Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure' , n et iz uh hoot.
En da pkg, der iz uh lady wif gray hayer, wike Meowmiez, n da lady haz 2
cats en hur pokitz n den en da...
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UPDAYTE ON SOOKIE by
Mosey =^..^=[_14_]
O hai mai furendz.
Fangu fur yer purrz n prayers..dey wurked. yeUP.
Andy iz heer nao n hym sez dat Sookie is umkay,
Fank gudnezz.
Fangu ugin fur awl yer purrz n prayerz.
Lufs
Mosey fur hiz Hous
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HEY MeOwy by
Mosey =^..^=[_14_]
Hai mai bootiful wink.
Hao r yu?
Ai neber heer frum yu iny moar..r yu mad at meh fur sumfin?
ifen ai did sumfin tu mayke yu mad at meh, ai am sawry, but ai dunt fink
ai did nufin rong. Nope.
mayhapz yer sekritary is tew bizzy tu rite.
Oe mabehaps et iz da heet...ai dunt noe..siiiiiiiiiiiii....
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Weh got uh Skare by
Mosey =^..^=[_14_]
Meowmie wuz taykin uh nap, wen 2 bigbig planez. kaled Bloo Anglez
floo rite ovur da hous..skarin Meowmie, meh n PookiKat.
Waow, dem iz noizy.
Mosey--wunerin wai dey wur doin dat tudai.
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Stormy weather? by
MLB[_4_]
Dat maks uz wundr whar Stormy iz dese dayz an how dat lil babi iz whoo
had a hol in hiz hjart. TuTu
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THUNDERMONSTERS by
Mosey =^..^=[_14_]
Todai, weh goted sum litening & thunermonsturz n weh dun't wike dem at awl.
Nope!
Weh mite git moar tunite...MRRRRRRT!!!
Mayhapz weh mit git sum rayne.
Dat wud beh nise..yeUP
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps .
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POSITIVE ATTITUDE by
Aunti Kyla =^..^=
1. When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants.
When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake.
Time can turn at any time.
Don't neglect anyone in your life.
2. Never make the same mistake twice,
There are so many new ones,
Try a different one each day.
3. A good way to change someone's attitude is to change your...
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Yahoo Password Leak? by
Aunti Kyla =^..^=
Yahoo users: You may check your account by going
to:http://labs.sucuri.net/?yahooleak
This has hit more than yahoo. gmail, hotmail, etc... have had leaks.
Check here to see if your password was compromised:
http://labs.sucuri.net/?yahooleak
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weh need tu goe tu da uk fur uh resq mishun by
Mosey =^..^=[_6_]
Oh hai mai furends
weh need tu goe tu da uk fur uh resq mishun
ai heer Englund n Skotlund r habing lotza kol, rayn , n fudz.
We MUZT go hulp doze pore creechurz dat r en harms wai, n tayke dem watur n
fuds.
Meenwile, heer in da USA, et is hot n weh nead sum rayn, bad.
Speshuly en Kolorado, n Utah,...
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Wat Ai Did Tu Meowmie by
Sqweex =^*.*.^=
O hai
Sqweex heer,
Yu noe wat ai did tu Meowmie Kyla?
Fur da lazt 3 nitez n napz, ai hab bin gittin on hur syde uf da big bed n
purring n cudling wif hur.
Dat maykez hur hapi, n hur petz meh n smilez.
ai luf tu mayke hur smyle ;)
Sqweex
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HeyHey RANGER by
Pipps =^..^=[_4_]
Hai der Mighty RangerMan
Wud yu wike tu goh onna resq mishun wif meh n uh few uf da uthurz heer tew
da UK, wer dey hab fludz n rayne?
Englund is bad tu,
We MUZT hulp deez pore crtturz da best weh kan n bryng dem fudz n wader, n
stuff wike dat.
We cud ulso bizit da Gordon Kitties wile weh r en...
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In da Gnus: A Recent Experiment by
Will in New Haven
In eech instans, seferal objeks was lined up, wiff a treet unner won
ob dem. Den a hoomin experimenter wood _poynt_ to da objec wiff da
treet.
Wen da subjek was a doggie, effen a widdl puppy, da subjek wood go to
wer da hoomin wuz pointin.
Wen da subjek was a woof, even a woof dat had libd wiff...
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July 9th 12 08:57 PM
by Meowy
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ai wunt tu goe tew da UK by
Mosey =^..^=[_6_]
hai mai furendz,
wt is sew hawt heer, a iwuz finking weh cud goe bizit da Gordon Kitties en
Skotland.
Mai meowmie noze sum nise uthur hoominz dat liv der.
Et iz kold n rayny der, but bedur dah heer , were et is tu hawt.
Rite nao, at 6:30 pm PDT, et iz 82F owt, n dat iz tu hawt fur owr hoominz, n...
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July 9th 12 08:10 PM
by Meowy
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