Mine meowmie hab inbented a gnu joke fur da LOLing. Wen I got mine bak to hur, she gitz ahold ob mine bak legz an holez dem up wike I iss a weelbarroh an den she sez "I got yur bak! I got yur bak!" an waffs outted woud. Da furst tyme dis happenk i skwiggld awway an did gnot awwow mine bak legs...

Wee know you r going thru a hard time, movin and all, plans, etc, and we want to make sure to invite you to our Kissamouse Party on Christmas Eve (Wed) around 3 pm. We hope yew kan mayke et. I know Fred will miss you, but you could do alot worse than being a Renniekid. They will all be at the...

Hihi diz iz O T anna firstz we had free humming birdies, dem der was tin of dem, anna now der iz bout 25. Dem won play wiff uzes, dey just sits in da out and eats all dat stuff Gramby makes for dem. Her let uz drink some and it wazn't too bad but, NOT FOR ALL DAY!! Dem sitz and eatz, flies...

Didja kno dat dere ar 111 poztz on da Nu Abvenshur tred awreddy? An weez nottid left Sofurrn Cattyfurrnya yet! -- Pitô.ônya

Mine Meomie wrote all kindsa stuff spelled rong an she put in inna this groop insted uv thu hoomin wun. Kant do enyfing wif these sekketaries! -- Sam

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Da grambys regularz email izn' workin..againz. Could you kontak da houze of Byers for da kittenz namez for da listz? Fangu. Piglet feeling so sorry there are already so many namex on da list.

His guyz diz is O.T. Da grambys grandaughter commed downt ourz houze and said herselfz was gonna playz sozker. Well, da gramby knowz nuffin bout sozker so her haz to get a bookz or sumphin and learnz. Her willz do dis cauze her wantz to learnda terma of da playz so her dozent look stoopid (I...

Iz you feelin bedderer? Can I get you ennyfing? Sum warm nip tea? Meowmie iz worried about you, too. Boogie da catcerned HarpurrCat inna Bawlmer -- To reply remove no-spam

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I had good news that my boss would lend me her car for Diana, Ryan and Cinnamon to go to Heather's tomorrow, but I cannot get in touch with my boss and I've been trying all night. I was supposed to call her tonight and she's not answering her phone. We may be going no where tomorrow, or I may...

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So gramby taked our prezziez from da kissamouse box and hanged sum of dem on da tree. Diz mornink when heselfz gotted up, her found dat sum gremlin had gotted in da tree and shuk some of dem on da floor. Auntie Soft tole her diz wud happen. Anyway we 3 were just sittink dere spectin da new...

Hi Morgana I had such a wunnerful time at The Ball and the Wedwink, and I want to invite you over to our howse dat mine Unka Mutt gabe me when he went to RB in 2007. You will be astounded at some of the minny rooms. I can't go in some of them because I'm not a majik kitty, like Mimzy n Bob...

Et iz Munday n 1:30 pm an 90 degreez inna howse anna Out boff. Tew hot. I am okay, but I hurked cuz et wuz sew hot. Meowmie decided tew not change hur name tew Twitters, and will keep herown nayme, Kyla to post on thuh uther groopz. Too confoozling for herownself in dis heet.. We wuufz yoo awl....

Hi, Gis! We r home frum r trafulls! We went 2 Seguin TX bekuz uf Hurrykane Ivan. We trafulled and trafulled and trafulled! boy! Mom kudn't katch Blak Jak. She wuz so uffrayd uf Ivan that she finly putt out lotts uf fud & watter & PRAYED. Sweet William & me wur in thu same prison. Rafe 'n'...

Alot uf usses knew Nanki-Poo from the other group, and his Meowmie says he was especially loved and especially loving. Nanki-Poo we all love you and miss you. Be happy at The Bridge and purrs for your Meowmie's poor broken heart. Luv Mosey and Tabitha House of Waterman-Mahoney

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Just overheard Meowmie talking on the phone. She is going to drag me to TED on Monday for needles. shudder Is there any place I can telport over to hide so Meowmie can't find me on Monday? Help anyone? -- Rusty