Mosey, dressed in his best gray and white suit, and green bowtie skorted by his wink of one year, Meowy, in her beautiful green gown, and hat, go to the podium. Mosey is clutching a hankie, and looks lovingly at Meowy. "My dear friends and family," he says "I stand before you on this night to...

Mosey offers 2 b upgraded tu Secretary of Elder Kitties cuz ai wyl beh 13 yeerz old on May 1. Weh _aw_l miz Ralph De Ralph dun't weh? :( Ower Deepizt condolences fur da loss of Ralph De Ralph. OEJ, wud yu b willink tu b upgraded tu Secretary of Elder Kitties? We gneed a nu Secretary of...

Capt. Midnight, The Good Luck Black Cat, left for the Rainbow Bridge at approximately 10:45 AM today. His problem was not fixable, so the vet did not wake him up from the anesthesia. We've arranged for a private cremation, and when the ashes come back we will scatter them in his favorite pile of...

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Leo, diz iz Willow anna I haff been worryink about yourselfz all diz day. How iz u? We are purring for you.

"cshenk" It just sort of ended.' Nope, it didn't just end. At least I hope not. Mosey --

Hurky Kitty Club endorses Louise for Chief Justicat! L.

a calico girlcat of a certain age enters the catmunitie's town square and hollers owt for efurione to hear: in!!!\\\ Da gramby needz purrz!!! don't azk no qweskinz!!! She will share when hersef iz readee, juzt now purleze purr fur hersef...

I took them to the vet , and she guessed maybe about 4 weeks.. When I first found them they wouldn't eat anything. So my vet said to bottle feed them. So that's what I done. =) I tried kitten food, and one started to choke. So I changed my mind about that. They want the solid food, but having...

Reluctantly, Luko climbs up to the computer and opens the Jellicle list. He adds the name and sighs then goes back to the livingroom to cuddle with Prince. The house feels empty.

What to say about Her Royal Highness, Princess Nosy? Miss TuffGirl Kitty. Who could wear a Kissamouse Tree skirt wif as much flair as ours sissfur? Or convince Mommy to do the hoomin-onna-string fing in the Out ofur an' ofur, even though efurry time she wailed like a banshee for hours when da...

Diz iz gudbye tew all mine furry frendz an hoominz onna lizt, RPCC an such placez.... I am juss tew tyred tew fite ennymore. Meowmie haz dun hur furrybestist tew feed mineownself an stick mee like a pinchushon wiff waddermonsters evefurry nite. Fud iz juss no gud ennymore an I iz tew tyred tew git...

As the light begins to flicker below the eastern horizon, and Mietze calls the last name of this year's Jellicle honorees, Talisker Pippin asks alla kitties to turn to da last page uv da Siameze Cat Chorale songbuks Efurrykitty, it is time to sing the song of farewell and hope that ends efurry...

Purrrffftt Hi, friendz. Itz da GrowlTiger, da depradatator ritin, but Ize not depradatatin tuday. Ize gotta be dignificated cuz Ize da senior cat here an I haff sadsad nooz. Owr cuzzin, Mr. Marco-da-Magniffizent, went to da Rainbow Bridge yezterday effening. So pleeze make purrz for hiz...

Ize so eggsited! Myne Sekrit Santa package came tuday. Mommy says we haz tu wait until Kissamouse Day tu open it an she hided it inna kloset. But I finks I gotted a whiff of nip ... Fangu Sekrit Santa! Tess, counting da hours til she kin open hur prezzies

We wIll miss Amelia T Cat, Harri Road Cat and Sqweeks. Sept 2015 *** OffseePurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance ...

I have been instructed by Rebecca to report that Her Majesty, Queen Mischief the Gray, Senior Agent of the Feline World Order, has relocated to the ethereal division of the FWO. She joins her sisfur Princess Mayhem Fluffytail, who relocated earlier this year. Mischief will be sorely missed by her...

It's today. Is every kitty ready? Clarence starts giving himself a good bath to get ready. He teleports to Lake Louise and notices that everything is set up but that no other cats have arrived yet. Where is every kitty?

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! 17 - Mocha Diane 23 - Holly Agan, if enny kitties yew no ar knot onda lizt,ore da dayte iz rong,

Calvin of the House of Call was helped across Rainbow Bridge about an hour ago. Her blood sugar fluctuated wildly and she was not responding well so the vet ran more tests. She had FIP and was fading fast. Her family and I thank you for all the purrs. Gabrielle, with MMS Calvin as a...