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OFFISIPURRZ UFF CATMERICA by
Pit2nya[_2_]
We wIll miss Amelia T Cat, Harri Road Cat and Sqweeks.
Sept 2015
*** OffseePurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***
Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
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Three lawz fur hoominz by
Sundance[_2_]
Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a time
when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or
stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz
fur behavior.
1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git...
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Happy Purrday Deesymfurr Kitties! by
Shahna
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties,
Happy Purrday tew yew!
an mennee moor!
17 - Mocha Diane
23 - Holly
Agan, if enny kitties yew no ar knot onda lizt,ore da dayte iz rong,
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December 4th 06 12:55 AM
by meeee
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Jellicle Ball: May I haz yurown atenshun by
Rebecca[_2_]
Dere seemz to be a brake in da tribyootz, so I will take dis opurrtoonity to
remind yurownselvez of a fyoo fingz. Firstest, pleez rememfur to sine da
Gestbuk so we kan rememfur awl da frenz hoo wuz heer dis yeer.
Da catererz haz dun a wunnerful job uv purrparin difurent fudz and
befurajez, an...
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Calvin Fall 2000 - Nov. 20, 2007 by
The Ajo Clowder
Calvin of the House of Call was helped across Rainbow Bridge about an
hour ago. Her blood sugar fluctuated wildly and she was not responding
well so the vet ran more tests. She had FIP and was fading fast.
Her family and I thank you for all the purrs.
Gabrielle, with MMS
Calvin as a...
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Dis is silli Meomie! by
rafflescat
Meomie gotted a new fone, wiff a gud camera. Now dis fone isnt
speshal, dis fone is simpul (hasta be fur Meomie)and it has a video
funkshun, n dis Mornin Meomie desided dat she wood make a movie
starrin me. I dont fink so!
She put me onna wurktop n started filmin....now, usyewally, I stand
dare n...
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It's tew hawt heer by
Mosey =^. .^=
Boy, iam hawt. Meowmie sez da ticker ting on da wall sez itz 6 pee em n it
iz 92 deegreez out. Dat iz tew hawt fur me n da utters here sew her iz
gunna ring out a clothrag n gib usses a kewl rubdown tew mak usses feel
bedder. we hab no appetite cuz ud dat heet. Bye day way, we wiv neer...
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Meowmie iz sew sad :( by
Mosey =^..^=[_3_]
Meowmie Kyla is sittin cryin cos our neibor, Debra, in da other trayler
next door jest died from da bad cancermonsters, n dey jest came n took hur
away. Hur wuz sew nise , but hur wuz furry furry sick n now hur is no
longer in pain n suffering. Meowmie wiked dis lady, n kalled hur onna fone...
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Myown morning by
Sundance
Firstest fing in da mornin I haz to get Meowmie outta bed to feed ussez. She
duznt let ussez sleep wif her, so I duz dis by skrachin at da door until she
kumz owt. Sumtimez Rebecca helpz by meowing. Fur sum reezin, Meowmie duz
stufz in da bafrum an changiz herown portable furz befur she goes...
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I saw uh Possum by
Mosey =`^..^`=
Nite before wast, abowt 1 am, usses 4 cats wuz sittin by da clozed sliding
door n Meowmie n Pa were on dere way tew bed. Meowmie wooked to see if the
Out cat wuz dere, eeting thuh kibble she leevs owt dere n hur saw sumpthin
diffrent, sew hur terned on thuh porch lite n dere wuz a litddle...
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Dere hur goze uhgin! by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee[_2_]
On Furrrrzzday meowmee iz gonna go uhway uhgin.
Pawpaw izza gudgud feedur, buttid wunt pozt attawl.
Meowmee iz goin tu Lost Wayguz tu see Da Bet Mydlur Sho.
Hur wyll awlzo feed da slot masheenz an hurzelf,
an fower uder laydeez wyll du da sayme.
Hur iz olny gonna be gon furr twu nitez an twee...
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June 11th 09 07:26 PM
by MeOwy
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Too many good kitties and others leaving us... by
Sammy Redcat
Every year during the period between the First Calling of Names and the
Final Calling of Names it hits me how quickly our loved ones are leaving
us. It is just as hard the other weeks of the year, but it is now that
it really hits my heart.
Sammy
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October 24th 19 10:47 PM
by cshenk
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Concatulationz Unka Dan! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
Pssst, kittiez!
A liddle mowsie told me dat Unka Dan gottid a noo toona place, far
away in Eye-Oh_Wah, and will be mofink soon wif his kitty fambly.
So joyne me kittiez in wishing da Highland Kittiez and Unka Dan and
Anti Nancy awl of da bestest!
--
Purrs,
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March 2nd 08 09:58 AM
by LFC
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A Tribute to Catolina by
cshenk
A very young kitty tries to climb to the podium. He manages the first
2 steps but the podium itself almost defeats him until he notices the
sides are wrapped in climable fabric. He sets to the task as others
grow silent, watching.
At the last he reaches a part with nothing to grab on to. Cash...
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HAPPY MEW YEAR! by
Samuel \Houdini\ Kitten
ALL RIGHT - MIDNIGHT!
Come on OEJ, Felix. Letz do sum fireworks!
The three kitties run around to the rear of the garage. Half a dozen
steel mortar tubes are buried in the ground. Boxes of mortar shells
await loading and firing, as do large rolls of firecrackers and roman
candles. The kitties...
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To Mietze by
John Ross Mc Master
Two bitties died here earlier in the year. They had no names. They
were 2 weeks old.
It would be nice if there could be a brick on the Walk saying
"Nameless, No House" because this would commemorate all the poor
kitties out there who died, unknown.
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Another arrival by
Dan Mahoney[_2_]
Benni: Hihi, mister kitty. Are you hear fur da Jellicle Ball? I'z Benni an I'z new here.
STT: Hi, Benni. My name is Short Tail Tom. I used to hang out here all the time, but haven't in recent years since the passing of my True Love. But it's time for me to socialize again! Is all the activity...
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Humans, places, cats + other pets - General by
David Stevenson
Humans, places, cats + other pets - General
I started providing services to rec.pets.cats many years ago before it
split, and have continued to do so ever since. However, sadly, I am not
going to continue.
My time on the internet needs to be cut down somewhat, but in fact has
increased...
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