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TED TERRORS!!! by
Storrmmee
so it wuz berree erelee onna friday, now we iz usta hoominz clean owrz boxes
anna penthouses beclawz da kleenerz peoplez comez onna friday, but diz day
along wiffa reglur stuffz, da furree klippez owrz klawz anna soft anna furee
brushes uses, den we getted loked up until kleanerz leafed den we...
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Da microwaff died by
Gramby
Diz iz O T anna Piglett is upsetted. Da mikrowaff died and Pig iz wurried
gramby mite get one she kant operatez. Da gramby had ta unplug diz ole one
when it wuzent beink uzed as Pig kud turn itself on in da middle of da nite.
Herself iz wurried a new one mite be too komplikated. Gramby sayz...
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Hey Ranger by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
Hey Pipps, you wanna go to da Madonna Inn wif me? Sounz like it could be
fun.
Ranger
I'd love to Ranger, thank you for asking meh. It duz sound like it could be
fun:)
Pipps
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Diz iz long but it iz funnie and shows some barekittens are pretti smartz by
Gramby
Chap Stick
We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack. Jack was a great cat and the
kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He
used to hang out and nap all day long on the mat in our bathroom. We have 3
kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years...
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Possibul redukshun in sekkaterrial dooteez by
Sundance[_2_]
Ize sorree to repurrt dat owrown sekkaterree mite be remiss in herown
dooteez later dis week. On Thurzday she iz gonna hav a liddle surjeree on
wun uv herown toez. She will be bak home da same day, but she mite not be
abul to sit at da pooter furry long at furst.
Sundance
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Joon forff @ Madonna Inn wiff Sundance by
Ranger Greykitten
O Ovkorze!
I wyll mayke rezervashunz furr da Cave ruum, wiff wadderfawl shauwer. We
kin eet attid Moonlite Drive Rezzturawnt. Den, negz mornink getta
meowsaje.
Annykitteez wanna joyne uz?
Hey Pipps, you wanna go to da Madonna Inn wif me? Sounz like it could be
fun.
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A story of survival from Joplin by
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
http://www.koamtv.com/story/14875802/cat-found-alive-in-debris-16-days-
after-ef-5-tornado (or http://tinyurl.com/3qdjyn9)
Da poor hoomins and kitties and doggies in Joplin, MO got hit wif dat
huge tornado a couple weeks ago. One fambly was able to get da hoomins an
dere doggies out, but one of...
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by Gramby
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Purrs and Prayers Needed Pleeze by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
Remembur owr nise hoomin frend Moonglow Minnow? Hur hazznt bin heer mutch.
n hur misses usses.
Well hur haz uh frend dat iz in surgery gitting uh noo liver, n hur jest
e-mailed mai meowmie n asked da
for da Community to say some prayers and some healing purrs for hur frend to
rekover qwik. Hur...
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by Gramby
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da grambyz y fi by
Storrmmee
getted knocked owt by a litin stwike onna tower her willz retur az soon az
dey repairz itsef, OEJ fur herown howze
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June 17th 11 06:16 PM
by Gramby
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Our webby site by
at
On Mon, 13 Jun 2011 14:26:47 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:
http://home.comcast.net/~waterman-michael/site/
Our Pa Dutch wrote the poem on the front. and you have to click Photos to
see what we look like.
Here are some pictures of what we look like. Mosey
dats a gnise webby...
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We iz bak by
Gramby
Da fundermonsterz atted sum, wirez and it tuk sum timez for uz ta get
itselfz fixzed. Dem said efferyfing wuz fine but it wuzent. We will git
all da messagez ketched p anna hope u all iz well.
Did we tellz u dat unkle furry anna auntie softz boughted da gramby sum
lobsterz tailz anna Piglett...
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A gross miscarriaj of justice! by
Harri Roadcat
As you may recall, when we used to lif in Catifurnia and in Iowa, we
getted to go out in da back yard of our howse. But now dat we is in
Illinois we don't get to any more. Da fence has places dat Paw an Meowmie
can't be made kitty-proof, an we haf mean, nasty dogs in da neighborhood,
an we haf...
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by Gramby
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OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of Joolye, 2011 by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Chaynje furr Joolye:
A verry impurrtint polytikkul pozt waz vakayted in Joon
by ower loss ov Mme. Anaïs Lachatte,
MeOwy, ower rezidint Mau cat, will fyll diz pozitshun az
Nuu Diplocat 2 Egypt, and tennatifflee tu the Temple of Bast,
....Pendink agzeptunse frum da...
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Fwum mai Purrsunal Dyery by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
From: Meowy
Date: Jun 14, 7:39 pm
Yesfurday. Afdur mine yoozhuel dinner, ai wuz gafe da a wunnderful
deesert. Itted wuz shredd woast beef hot fwum da uhfin.
Yesfurday, Eefnink. ai weeseeved a wuvwy bwoo wose fwum mine sweet
wink, Mosey.
Tewday, Mornink. ai weseeed a byootiful wed wose...
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Joon forff @ Madonna Inn wiff Sundance by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ...
Ovkorze!
I wyll mayke rezervashunz furr da Cave ruum, wiff wadderfawl shauwer. We
kin eet attid Moonlite Drive Rezzturawnt. Den, negz mornink getta
meowsaje.
Annykitteez wanna joyne uz?
OT, you wanna go? I fink...
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R Doggees Sing a Song by
Will in New Haven
Wen dey tak Uncl Bill four his woks, da doggies sing:
Effreebodee's wokin, effreebodee's tokin
Effry wun is walkin on a LEESH.
Effereebodee's playin, effreeboddee's sayin
I shor lub diss walkin on a LEESH
Nobudy is fitin, nobuddy is frighten
Effry wun is walkin on a LEESH.
Den dey come in an Uncl...
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Harry, tu thu Brij by
Cheryl[_5_]
I iz sad tu repurt that Harry-the-Cat, aka Sir Harry Smudge, has gone tu
thu Bridj. He wuz doin pritty gud alla week, but on Friday he tooked a
turn fur thu werse, an his hoomins tuk him tu TED fur wun last tyme. He
iz burried inna gardin he purtekted frum Troodurs alla his life.
Harry wuz a...
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Notice of bandonment by
Booker
Wefe bin givven notice of hoomin bandonment. Da soupkases are out an
meowmie is gittin in da metalmonster up high to go to Mew York on
Tuesday, an bandoning us fur a hole week. She sez pawpaw will feedz us
but he alwayz feedz us anyway.
Anywho weze will haf no sekretari. Dat is furry furry...
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