I jest saw dat ting bout portin to da Moon wast nite n wundur iffen yew iz awl stil dere. Iam. Wooking at da Erf . Et iz sew bootiful here. Wuv Mosey --lonely up here

Miaou, chats et chatons! Kitties, today eez zee CATorze ob Juiiway - zee day we stormed zee Bastile. So letz celebrate! I haff ported ober cases ob Breton Oysterz, Fwa grah wif truffles (datz goose-burd wiver), cases ob Chat Lunatique nip-shampayne, and haf reserved the Rainbow Room in zee...

Ranger, this is Sammy. I need some help getting the tables set up. Here, hold on to me. Let's sit you down a minute until your head stops spinning. We're not in a hurry, Ranger, there's really no need to be running. Even so, let's remember to rake the areas the kitties will be so we can...

{cc'd to Mietze} It iz wif grayte sorrow dat we announce da passing tu da Bridge uf Iggy, House of Koster, following a breef illnezz. Iggy wuz da ownur uf owr Anti Lois, an he also wuz da yunger bruffur uf Cinni, Cookie, an Bitsy. Dey awl shared da sayme mommacat. He wuzza sweet black kitty wif...

Hiya awl, I juzt thot I wud purrovide uh publik survize an chaynge da thred nayme. Sneeky, puttin "A" furzt, huh? Dyna da Hewlpfool

-- news groups, let alone sig lines..i decidedta pozt diz agin ta make sure efuricat whut wanted a skort culd get one... diz kan be a furnd or romantical or juzt a kitty you wantsa getta know betterer, or so you duzint hafta arrife alone, anna iza a way ta doit wifowt hafinta haf a thread juzt...

Boy! Da Countess sure duz know how to throw a party, duzzent she? Hihi! Are the other kitties bak frum da loo-wow yet? Well, Tiger, lets go to owr rum an take a nap befur we get reddy fur da cocktail party an dinner, hokay? Iz yourownself hungry? Oh, skuze me, buttid cud you send up sum cold...

Gobblegobblegobble? Is this where turkeys go to escape the dinner table? Tom

I copied the onex I could find thus far. Please add just your information House of, kitties names. RB kitties. and secretary's name. House uv Porter: Cats: Bear, LeO, Jack, Jaspurr, Joey, Lucy, HoneyCat, Daisy, Ginger, Scotty & Charlie RB cats: Tuf, Waycat & Cody ---------------------- House uv...

Kitty Schottland and her new winkwink, Lewi D. Cat, line up under the cat-sized canopy that the Hemingway Cats put up for them, and begin receiving guests. Meow! Fangu so much for coming! Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence Winkwink Of Lewi D. Cat

Lookin fru da Community archives today I saw dat Trudi is keepin a list of Special Friends. I don't know bout you, but I was finkin dat Trudi ought to add you and me to herz Special Furiends list. What do you fink about dat? Harri Roadcat

Purrpaw gived me my own web page! So far I'z only put two pikchoors up - one when I was just a little kitten, and one last week. I fink he's taken lots more, he just hasn't done anyfing wid dem yet. Some hoomins are just so lazy! Anyhoo, the web page he made for me...

The sun has set over the tops of the pyramids, and a cool evening breeze whisks away the heat of the day. The moon rises and elongated shadows of palms stripe the sand of the desert; the three great pyramids are outlined against the moonlight sky and stand as silent sentinels. Silently, a large,...

Hihi Kitteez! Today I'z celebratin da furst annifursery uv mine akwizition - a furry important day fur a kitty, becawz itz da day dat anykitty findz dere onetroohome! I'ze a Persian, an' was borned in a cattery, an' frum da time I wuz a liddle, liddle kitty, I wuz groomed to be a showkitty....

Hi everykitty. I was really horrified to hear about the pet food recall, especially since it was mostly cats who had died. When I heard about it, knew I had to do something about it. So I talked to Purrsident Clarence and he has approved my plan to work on new laws for the humans to follow when...

"Greetinks, kittiez, the MV Purrbearer is now rounding St. Vincent Island, and we will be mooring at Young Island in a few minutes. Owr staff iz reddy to take yourownselves and your luggage to shore in tenders; the ship will remain in the harbour fur your stay. Thank you for comink aboard, and I...

I iz repoztin, kuz I tink mine pozt wyll get lozt in da oridginul tred ------------- Toga Orderz

Tiger, my luff, Wake up frum dat nap! 'port offur heer, an we'll driff up to da Maine seeshure. Duz anykitty wanta joyne usses? We'll put the top down on my aqua 55 T-Bird, and feelz da salt ayr in owr furz! I saw sum piksures frum my hooman, an den went on da innernet an saw effun more.

Piglet walks over to Mme A. and Mz. cleo and asks bashfully, "Haz any of yourownselves ever hunted dat pot of toonas at da end of da rainbo on St. Pati dayz? I hear dey iz gren fror da day.

Hi. Iz anyone still here or did efurryone go on da road trip? sniff Ize guess Ize alone. Just in case doe ... Hi, My name iz KitTen. Ize a tabby N Ize about 10 year old. My hobbies include sleeping, eating burd watching and new-cleer fizzix. Ize used to