Ai, Mosey, Vice Grand Poo Bah, (GNOT UH KLUB) have rememburd a few uf owr Catmoonity Klubz, but ai kan't rekal dem awl. Pi2nya, owr Grand Pooh Bah ,{hu iz on vakashun fur u cuppul uf weekz,} iz en charg uf da Osifurz, en hur Qwartly Repurt..yeUP. Sew, dat duzn't kount. Ai NOE der MOAR Klubz ...

Since Big Mama and Jocko have loaded up their RV, and Rex and Regina have already left, Harri and the other kitties and doggies board their RVs and motorcycles and form up. Sammy and Ranger doublecheck that the campfire is out and the camp site is cleaned up, then they wave to Harri in the lead...

Hihi diz is O T anna I wansta kno whatz up wiff diz pnutbudder stuffz? Da gramby hadz sum on sum bread diz day ann her leftz it alone on da tablez to take some fudz to da neibor. Me anna Willow gotted it off da table (the sandwich) anna when it falled on da flor, da breadz kame apart. I stucked...

I iz now sebenteen yeerz old. Dat iz awl. Rebecca Wao, Happi Purrdai Rebecca, yew dunt wook uh dai ovur 14 yeerz old. Nope (smiles) Heer iz uh red roze fur yerownself - wif no thornz @-----------/ Lufs

I don ported hom frum r adBENCHr breefly, wit meye truzty companion WooToo, to deel wiff a seryus problum. Uncl Bill has beeen notty anna possubly offended sumcats on heeer. Heee iz unnerstandubly uckset about hiz silly baseball teem. So I med him type dis. Heee wishez to pologiz to efferycat dat...

-TV anna HRH Cleopatra -Tiger anna Mme. A. -Chester anna Lucy. Diz iz juztsa sturt da lizt, Trudi

Hai mai furrends, diz haz bin a wunnerful Jellicle Ball n ai had uh grate tyme, but nao weh muzt leeve n port bak tu Seattle fur a few daze cuz Meowmie Kyla iz habing hur furzt cataract surgery done on Oct 14 in da morning n hur wunt beh abul tu type nun fur uh foo daze. Nope. Weh need tu stay...

I am pleazed to repurrt dat me an mine brofur Ranger is getting along betterer. Yesfurday when FoodBringer (who Ranger calls "Paw") taked Ranger out in da back yard (him had ghosted back from him's honeymoon to check on da howse), I stood in da basement window an watched dem. When Ranger comed...

Iyam sorree to be bovering yoo butted my meowmies sisfur iss comin to visik in a weak an meowmee sed to pawpaw dat her sisfur is lergic. Wut iss lurgic ann wut shud mee an my sisfer Fuzzybutt doo bout it: Mizz Watishia Yooo were rite to call on mee iff yoo onwee haff a weak until da bizit. Az...

HiHiHi, Unka Cory!!! I'ze sure glad to see youze! We wuz awl worried bout you, anna missed you! Hedbutz anna cheekrubs anna PURRR! Boogie, glad to see his fren, Unka Cory! "Cory" wrote in message ... Pssst!

Booker, u Diplocat 2 Moon. NE updates on dat? "Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

hai mine furendz ai m axing fur purrz n prayerz fur furst uff awl fur mine Pa hoo mizzes owr RB kitty frend Mutt (2007, en Dec) sew mutch hee kriez ubaowt him styl n iz vury sadd, Mutt wuz ubawot 18 yeerz old we fink, n hee wuz mai Pa'z speshul velkro kitty. Pa feelz badbad cuz Mutt wint...

Happi Purrdai Septempurr Kitties !!!! Happi Purrdai tew yew, Happi Purrrrrrrrrdai deer rpcc kitties, Happi Purrdai tew yew! an mennee moor!

In spite of people thinking I was so dumb as never to know when Piglett went out when I did, I scoured my house to see how she got out. In a window where I had an air conditioner last year, the top glass slid down to the bottom part of the window. There was no screen behind it and Pig just...

Hi, I am considering buying a kitten what are the best classified websites for Ottawa, Canada to find a listing of kittens available in my area? Thank you

Two Zot girls sit behind a low, polished mahogany table; the skyline of NYC is a computer graphic behind them. For the theme, "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music is playing... Cybele: And now, from Mew Yawk City, itz da nitely Nooz! Oriane: Yes, it iz kitties, and for tonite we're going...

Cybèle: Meow and hihi from Mew Yawk City, kitties! Oriane: Meow! Well, we has to interrupt own Nightly Nooz to ask you kitties a fabor. Cybèle: Indeed we does. It seems dat da hooman's heart attacked himself! Oriane: Dis iz puzzling to us kitties, why wood hiz heart do dat? Cybèle: I dunno....

The following was copied from the Pawz4Life website (http://www.pawz4life.com) and I thought it was so true. I have relocated birds have trouble flying, squirrels and even a couple possums to a nearby woods not to mention cats that needed help in one way or another. I just thought I would repost...

Mrrrrrrrt? Hihiii iam bak affer da pooter wint to da Brige n am sew happee tew be bak heer at wast. I mizzed yeroownselfs, n Meowmie iz d0ing umkeey wif dis. Not owtta da woodz yut wiff diz masheeeeeeen. Hur hazta lurn un noo fingy. mrrrrrrrt.. waffz at Pa n hiz fruxtrasuns wiff hisown...

For all the kitties living on the East coast, all of us (me and my little brofur Sammy and my big sisfurs Cleo and Amelia) are sending you lots of purrs and meatloafs (well, Sammy and I haven't quite perfected our meatloaves yet). I heard on the news that something called a hurry-cane was headed...