Hihi kitties, Just a cuple uv daze ago I shed a huge clump uv matted fur that I & Fred have been werlking on fur munfs wif da brush doin a liddle and my toungue doin a lot. So instead uv a big mat uv fur on my back I'ze got a thin spot that'll hafta gro bak inn. Fred is thinkin...

wat is your bestest fudz? i wants all kitties to jump on the kounter and read the labilz of fudz. go into friggidrayters too. tell me what your fudz is. i yam sekretary of fudz and maybe there is a fudz i neffur eated! the list ov all the fudz will be eddukayshoinal. beauty

This is a little on long side but want to give a little background. There is a neighbor that has several cats that roam the neighborhood of which one of them is (He says) about 11 years old and this is the one I am asking about. Earlier this summer they started hanging around because I was...

Hewwo frends! Gess wat! Anti Gwen cayme wif hur free cats! Dey ar all ofur duh plase. Anti Gwen reskyood twoo uv dem dem frum uh shelter, too uv dem wur only days away frum being sentid tu duh Bridj. Dey ar nize gurlkitties, but dey eet mye fud, investigayte effuryfing, yoose mye litterbox...

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This is going to be a busy month! The Jellicle Ball is coming up on the 17th. I believe the WFCC is planning to have a party sometime this month (before the Ball?), Mme. Anais' Acquisition Day and Louise's Purrday are all this month. In addition I'm thinking that we might want to schedule my...

Well, thith thucks! Mineown hoomin has to go look for a new toona place again. De company he was doing contract work for just tole him dat dey duzn't need him no more. I fink he's gonna call some of the hugemetalmonster driving places he talked to last year an see if dey still has a job for him. Se...

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Last Furriday, wun uv owr fosterkittiez wentid tu da Bridj. Her naym waz Lady Grey, an she wuz a lufflee Rushin Bloo kitty. Mietze, purrleez add hur tu da list. Itz gonna be a furry sad tyme fur us at da Ball dis yeer. :-( Fangu Mietze DaRennieKidz

Mine Paw has lefted us to go ona trip fur his toona place. I will tell you all about dat a liddle later - hoomins can be so dense sometimes! Him is clear across da state in Cedar Falls. When him was there carrying stuffz into sum place called da Unidome him getted a call on hims phone. Some...

We found him last night, lying right in front of the towel & rug nest that'd been his preferred sleeping-spot lately. It looked as though he'd been walking towards it and just collapsed. He was smart and sweet, even with his kinda rough-hewn manners. Bye,...

Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin (sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED. Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin...

Wun uf Pawpa'z bestist frendz jist e-mayled hizownself tu tell Pawpa dat da frend'z father died yesfurday. Pleez purr fur da fambly. Fangu, Onyx

There we wuz mindin owr own buzinez, We wuz findin plazez ta hide kuz der wuz bigbig watermonsterz threatin ta kome outta da sky anna der wuz huge giant thundermonsterz anna mean jageddi litin monzterz efurywher... Den da hoomanz pulled up inna drifeway, dey stayed inna kar anna wuz talkin when...

Just now I see that Lorelei is on the top most level of her cat tree. I don't know how long she's been there. This is the FIRST time I've seen her there :) Every day, I open the curtains when I get up, and close them when it gets dark outside. The sun set over two hours ago, and the drapes are...

Cash comes out with Starr, both freshly washed of mud. Hai all, kin we have some music? Two kittahs jump up and start a song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFbWkL818XQ Cash and Starr step around as the music starts, then the floor starts hopping as everyone joins in!

Iyam sorree to be bovering yoo butted my meowmies sisfur iss comin to visik in a weak an meowmee sed to pawpaw dat her sisfur is lergic. Wut iss lurgic ann wut shud mee an my sisfer Fuzzybutt doo bout it: Mizz Watishia Yooo were rite to call on mee iff yoo onwee haff a weak until da bizit. Az...

We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet. Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label. I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I had...

On a beautiful rain-washed autumn afternoon, Studmuffin (aka Muffin, aka Muff-man), beloved of Miss Tuffy, journied to the RB. We think all the wonderful purrs you all offered helped Meowmie to gently scoop him up and take him to TED, who agreed that it was his time. He was a remarkably tough...

Hi, everybody. First, my sincere thanks to everyone who replied to the "supplies" thread! Ah, were missing supplies my only problem, now! I have three problems I'd like to throw at people, if you don't mind. I'll throw them into separate messages for the sake of thread clarity. First ...