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Tew Awl Diplocats by
Mosey =^..^=[_3_]
Hhhi Mosey, Diplocat 2 Catnada heer
Yer bootiful nayme tags have gotten deelibbered an I want tew gib dem tew
yourselfs. Wud yoo be avaible tew come over tew mine hoam Tooesday inna
daytime, round 3 pm? I'll mayke sum nip tea n sum deezurtz n
yew kan see da bitties tew. Clarence, yoo r...
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Willow da heat seekink Cat by
Granby
Hihi diz in O T anna gramby boughted one of dem heet raps for herown wrist.
Her aktuallee got sum sleepz laz nite. But, her woked up diz mornink
finkink herown arm wuz on firez. Her kudnt moff it and fought sumphin wuz
wrong. (Behind his paw) Willow iz alwayz kold and las nite sumtimez her...
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Dat Parrut by
Will in New Haven
Da Buddy, hoo iz r girl-parrut, was sayin stuff butted it wasn' in
regler hoomin talk an it wasn' in meowchat, sew gno wun cud unnerstan
itted. An Uncl Bill sez to her:
"I can't understand you, speak English."
An shee wooked at him as he is an idiot an sed:
"WANT PEENUT"
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Looner inzpawashun by
MeOwy
On Da Moon
On mine dainty paws wif outstwetch clawz
I surchaz fur purchaz on surfaz
ob moon.
twy as I mite in da silvery lite
stil I bounces an fwotes
wike woe fwyeen bawwoon.
MeOwy, looner eggzpworur
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Nom Noms by
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
Dew yew gnow were da turm 'nom nom' kame frum?
Cookie Monster on Sesame Street. Wen he bited ento un kookie, he goze
'nom nom'
n gitz krumbz awl ovur efferfing. ai hurd on da tawk bawx, on some show,
prolly Cake Boss.
Did yew gnow dat? Duz et madder? yeUP.. ez funnee...
Mosey
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The Legacies by
John Ross Mc Master
We red all the tryboots and we see the legacies the beautiful kitties
left after them. They changed the lifes of kitties and hoomans for the
better and we will always love them.
Beauty and Cinder
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furry fine filim by
MeOwy
Iams wookin atta filim on teebee tydulled "anchors aweigh" wif hoomins
danseen an singeen..nought furry intawwesteen, butted...Iam furry
pweezed 2 b vindacatted in da maddur ob da spelchek bovering usses
bout ar spellinks.
Gnaow, Iam goink "aweigh" to pweigh wif mine touys.
MeOwy. Hmf.
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by Granby
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Da Gramby boughted a bike, a big Bike by
Granby
Hihi diz iz O T annd we didn belief it when Gramby kame home wiff a bike diz
day. No one wantz ta walk now dat it iz kold but dem ridez derown bikez.
So Gramby foun one on sale dat it takez two to ride itself and her boughted
it home. NOW, efferyone wantz ta ride itself.
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Cat Riddulz by
Sylvia M
I yike deeze.
Day ar funneeee!
Du yu kno mor?
Pit2nya AKA Sweetee
What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
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Kit-ten by
Harri Roadcat
Kit-ten, we nefur getted to know you much but we enjoyed da time dat we
did haf. You seemed to be a kitty excited by life, and you had da wizdom
to know dat the end uv your earfly time was just da beginning of da next
phase of yourz existence.
Have a wunnerful, wunnderful existence at da...
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Pigwette by
Will in New Haven
Dis issa Wascal,
Wudyoo blushes and stares at feet letme be yoor escort to da wedwink
anda ball?
stammers, blushes, runs away
Wascal
I will gib himm yooor ansur. He issa shy. Anna it wuz hard to get Uncl
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Going Home by
Granby
O T rubs his full tummy and looks around at the other kitties sleeping.
Wellz, I finkz dat sinze we finded da chiken and we all haz our tummiez
full, I am gonna go bak home and see whatz iz doink dere. We have lotz of
kitties to purr for so, I will work off some of this fat, I mean fluffyness...
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by Granby
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Menoupause? My Cat? by
Mercury
Hi, I have two female cats (peppie and whinita), Peppie is going to to
turn eight on May and lately she's been acting out a lot. I also
notice blood in her urine so I was wondering Do female cats go through
menopause? I'll take her to the vet on Friday because I could get an
appointment before...
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Lass gnight by
Will in New Haven
Mine dottir Missy wuz seepin on da karpit on da landing ouside Uncl
Billz rume. An I wuz curld up aroun her. An Uncl Bill seez us an
chuklz an sez "you don't have to protect Missy from us, we love her."
An I thinkd at himseff '"I am not proteking her frum hoomins. I am
proteking her frum her...
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Yowlympiks Zooming Teem by
Mosey =^..^=[_4_]
"MeOwy"
On Feb 9, 2:17 pm, "Mosey =^..^="
"MeOwy"
Ennyfurrybuddy twyink out?
Iam, fur duh Long Hall Zoom. Iam pwactissink effury day fur dis.
I duzint hab stayrez sew I cannot doo stayre zoomz.
MeOwy, hoaping tew meddle.
Iiiiiii gotz u long hall tew git da zooomiez tew MeOwy.
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off to roscos by
Stormmee
after some final dancin, storrmmee arranges with fluffy kits to port all of
the rest of the cepshun fudz anna da bootiful wedding cake to rosco's house
for his purr day parti...
porter twinkles...
rosco... i iz here fur yourown parti anna i bringed alla da cepshun fudz,
cake anna wine, stormmee
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MEOW!! Mrs. Tabitha Fluffytail by
[email protected]
Dear Mrs. Tabitha Fluffytail,
You may or may not remember me from last year's Jellicle Ball. I am
better known as Phantom the Black Panther. It would be a true honor to
make your re-acquaintance
along with that of HRH Cleopatra Silvercat, and the Mysterious Mr.
Mercurio.
You may not recognize me...
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