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New Catmerica Pawficer? by
Freddie Buffcat
Miz Grand Poobah, I'z would like to respectfully request da creation of
a new pawficer in the Catmerica government - Ambassador to Out Cats.
Most of us here is In Cats, an haf nice, comfy lives. Some, though,
don't haf that and haf to live in the Out. Fings is rough dere - hard to
find food,...
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purrs please by
Storrmmee
a calico girlcat of a certain age enters the catmunitie's town square and
hollers owt for efurione to hear:
in!!!\\\
Da gramby needz purrz!!!
don't azk no qweskinz!!!
She will share when hersef iz readee, juzt now purleze purr fur hersef...
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Jellicle Ball: May I haz yurown atenshun by
Rebecca[_2_]
Dere seemz to be a brake in da tribyootz, so I will take dis opurrtoonity to
remind yurownselvez of a fyoo fingz. Firstest, pleez rememfur to sine da
Gestbuk so we kan rememfur awl da frenz hoo wuz heer dis yeer.
Da catererz haz dun a wunnerful job uv purrparin difurent fudz and
befurajez, an...
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Gudbye furry frendz by
Batson Cats
Diz iz gudbye tew all mine furry frendz an hoominz onna lizt, RPCC an such
placez....
I am juss tew tyred tew fite ennymore.
Meowmie haz dun hur furrybestist tew feed mineownself an stick mee like a
pinchushon wiff waddermonsters evefurry nite.
Fud iz juss no gud ennymore an I iz tew tyred tew git...
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by Granby
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Calvin Fall 2000 - Nov. 20, 2007 by
The Ajo Clowder
Calvin of the House of Call was helped across Rainbow Bridge about an
hour ago. Her blood sugar fluctuated wildly and she was not responding
well so the vet ran more tests. She had FIP and was fading fast.
Her family and I thank you for all the purrs.
Gabrielle, with MMS
Calvin as a...
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Three lawz fur hoominz by
Sundance[_2_]
Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a time
when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or
stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz
fur behavior.
1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git...
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the inauguration by
ClowderCat
It's today. Is every kitty ready?
Clarence starts giving himself a good bath to get ready. He
teleports to Lake Louise and notices that everything is set up but
that no other cats have arrived yet.
Where is every kitty?
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Tribute to Lillycat by
Meowmie Carol
She came to us in the spring, 12 years ago. Her first caretaker had
developed allergies, so a coworker said she would take Lilly. The
coworker did not like Lilly's meow (which was the sweetest). Another
coworker took her for a day, but her husband said she could not keep
her.
So, fortune smiled...
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Pipps makes uh tribute by
PIPPS and or BOOKS
Pipps goze up 2 da podium wif BOOKS beside hur
Books is drezed en hiz tuxedo He iz 2 yeers old
Et iz BOOKS furzt Jellicle ball
Pipps sez '
Ai wunted tew pay tributes to the uthur fur brothers n fur sisters ai noo en may firteen yeerz on dis erf '
I mizz mai Momcat sew mutch her name was...
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Happy Purrday Deesymfurr Kitties! by
Shahna
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties,
Happy Purrday tew yew!
an mennee moor!
17 - Mocha Diane
23 - Holly
Agan, if enny kitties yew no ar knot onda lizt,ore da dayte iz rong,
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December 4th 06 12:55 AM
by meeee
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Ofur da Rainbow by
BallardBunch
As the light begins to flicker below the eastern horizon, and Mietze
calls the last name of this year's Jellicle honorees, Talisker Pippin
asks alla kitties to turn to da last page uv da Siameze Cat Chorale
songbuks Efurrykitty, it is time to sing the song of farewell and hope
that ends efurry...
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Concatulationz Unka Dan! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
Pssst, kittiez!
A liddle mowsie told me dat Unka Dan gottid a noo toona place, far
away in Eye-Oh_Wah, and will be mofink soon wif his kitty fambly.
So joyne me kittiez in wishing da Highland Kittiez and Unka Dan and
Anti Nancy awl of da bestest!
--
Purrs,
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Sekrit Santa came tuday! by
tess
Ize so eggsited! Myne Sekrit Santa package came tuday. Mommy says we haz tu wait until Kissamouse Day tu open it an she hided it inna kloset. But I finks I gotted a whiff of nip ...
Fangu Sekrit Santa!
Tess, counting da hours til she kin open hur prezzies
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by tess
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Her Majesty, Queen Mischief the Gray, RB by
Sundance and/or Rebecca
I have been instructed by Rebecca to report that Her Majesty, Queen Mischief the Gray, Senior Agent of the Feline World Order, has relocated to the ethereal division of the FWO. She joins her sisfur Princess Mayhem Fluffytail, who relocated earlier this year.
Mischief will be sorely missed by her...
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Final Calling by
cshenk
The MC Rebecca nods to Daisy-chan. It is time.
To the side, a dapper tan beagle mix male climbs to a small stand so he
can be seen by all. To the far end, a little beagle tri-color female
does the same.
Guests and others who have lost loved ones, fall silent. She sets her
list down and looks...
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OFFISIPURRZ UFF CATMERICA by
Pit2nya[_2_]
We wIll miss Amelia T Cat, Harri Road Cat and Sqweeks.
Sept 2015
*** OffseePurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***
Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
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Dis is silli Meomie! by
rafflescat
Meomie gotted a new fone, wiff a gud camera. Now dis fone isnt
speshal, dis fone is simpul (hasta be fur Meomie)and it has a video
funkshun, n dis Mornin Meomie desided dat she wood make a movie
starrin me. I dont fink so!
She put me onna wurktop n started filmin....now, usyewally, I stand
dare n...
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Kittens by
Rain It Pours.... =-\\
I took them to the vet , and she guessed maybe about 4 weeks.. When I
first found them they wouldn't eat anything. So my vet said to bottle
feed them. So that's what I done. =)
I tried kitten food, and one started to choke. So I changed my mind
about that. They want the solid food, but having...
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March 7th 08 09:07 PM
by LFC
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