Uncl Bill anna Ant Micki wuz wachin TV lass munf. It wuz da aminal plamet. Der wuz a man hoo wanned peepl to gve munny to hep baby hefalumps. An dey showd da kyootest baby effadents. Dey wuz adorable. Ann Uncl Bill sed hee sent off sum munny for a baby effadent. Which wuz very nise. Now dis iz da...

I duznt no if enycat rememfurs I posted bout a cat wat wuz badly injoored onna othur side uf thu provins. Well, he iz comin home frum thu TED hospittul - thu rilly far away wun were they makes noo TEDs - an iz much beddur. This artikul duznt hav eny bad piksures, butted Trouper luks lyke he iz...

at lazt da man who izza pooter ted cakmed to wurk, himz sayz it will kozt tutu muc fur da gramby ta fiz diz pooter so she shuld send itsef to da brige... so now she hasta figure owt bowt gettin a new pooter, diz iz berree sadsad newz butted she iz gladta haffa anzwer so she kan sturta mof on,...

Mosey n hiz wink r en dere stateroom, gitting reddy fur da sushi, n az hur iz gitting reddy, he pawz hur uh red bawx wiff uh bwak ribbun..MeOwy wookz surprized n opunz da bawx n ensyde iz uh bootiful dimund broach tew ware wiff hur gaown, wich iz bloo n yello wif seaquinz onnit... Oh mai sweet...

Daisy-chan arises and feeling pure mischief, *pounces* on Cash making him go 'woof' then pulls Aunti Mabel's tail (gently, it's been broken in the past). "Rise anna shine" she says with a gleam then nuzzles them both until they groan and get up. Aunti Mabel gets the bathroom first then...

A waiter kitty comes up to Kitty Schottland. Here iz a bokay of mixzed flowers and nip from Lewi's liddle girl hoomans. Dey welkomz u to da damilee.

Mine silly hoomin Paw has been sayin dat I was 19 years old. I finally getted him to dig in to old RPCA and RPCC posts and him found da messages him posted when him catched me, before I knew dat him an Meowmie was good people. Paw catched me on July of 2003, so I was akchooly 17. Den him an...

Meow! Somekitty help me! I think I'm lost at the spa! Lilith Kitten Age 3 -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net

Meowmie juss went into da kichen an opinned da kabnit dat da treetz iz in, but she didnt giv me ennee treetz! An I wuz standin rite there, wif da treetz meer inchiz frum myown noze. How kan hoominz be so krool to kitteez? Sundance

Da guvamint wyll hewlp da peeppul. Da guvamint wunt hewlp da peeppul. Da guvamint wyll hewlp da peeppul. Da guvamint wunt fund FEMA. Da guvamint wyll fund FEMA. Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya

ok, i met with the hotel mngr, DH and i both tried to reason with him, again without going into details right now, the upshot is that he has two proposals to consider/get aprroval on, and we will meet next thursday so at least we have a week to prepare for whatever ids going to...

i'm in the back of a rv eating fudz. i just snuck on boared at the park and i've been eatink ever since . who's rv is it? who are the other kitties in the rv? my sekretary can't figgur it out. beauty the gourmay

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Hihi sisfur-in-law, Iz today da day dat you goez to TED to haff your groff stolen? Ifn it iz, I'zl be purrink for yourownself. -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs

Meow, Tabitha! I'd like to introduce you to my date, Ms. Tess. We'd like to share a plate of Dungeness Crab and Shrimp Scampers. Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Sheriff Of Catmerica Junior Tabby In Residence

Hihi! Weez gottid a Kissamouse kard tooday at owr noo howse! Buttid, our Meowmie & Paw dunno hoo owr Sekrit Santa resipieent is supposed ta be. Kanna co-ordinator purrleeze meowmail Meowmie wif da info? Purrleeze use da smserba at hotmail dot com addresss... Fangu!

dere meowmee, fangu fur kunnektink me tu da rpcc noozgroop in mine owen nayme!

Mosey is very nervous as he takes his wink Meowy's paw and goes to the podium. He looks out at the sea of faces, their friends and family are all here. Mosey is dressed in a gray suit with a plaid bow tie and Meowy looks beautiful in a purple and yellow gown with sequins. Mosey gulps. Pipps, who...

Quietly at the side after the reading, Hercule works with some local kittahs for a relief set. He's used to another doing that. They rise to the challange though and arrange a paw-stomping Ozark band.

Hi, My 14-year-old cat (male, neutered), Pop, started urinating in various places around my home. On towels, throw rugs, carpet, shoes... When I saw blood in his urine I took him to the vet. He was treated with Clavamox and seemed to be a little better. I asked the vet for another course of...