Diz iz furr da forrfft Kwarder ov da yeer. (I gezz I gneed tu styll du diz?) Ar dere rnny moor korektshunz urr addishunz, purrleez? (Mine sekkerterry reeeleee duz nottid keep gud trakt ov diz, it seemz) *** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand Pooh-Bah ......

After acessing Bonnie's Teleporter, Bobcat figures out how to dial in the location ( now improved with help from Google Earth) and hit a switch and.... Nothing!!! Bobcat then starts to *think* about teleporting and PRESTO!! God what a ride!!! Though I've got to tell those...

Meowmie pakkt usses up inna our karry bokses an tukked us offur to her frens hows to eggskayp dat bad ol hurrykane. Wee hadda a hole compartment to owrselfs an meowmie kam up to bisit us furry offen. Dere wuz so much noo stuff to smell an hidee hols to eggsplore. We hadda furry gud time butted...

Not shur egzaktlee whutz rong, But sending owt purrz fur ower Harri Roadcat. Pleeze joyn me. Puuuuurrrrrpppppuuurrpurrrrr... Purrtoonya

Hi Kittiez. This is just a reminder that Sekrit Santa Sign-Up ends on November 20th. Please be sure to sign-up and enjoy the fun! For any new kittiez, here is how it works. If you sign up for Sekrit Santa, you will be given the name of another kittiez household and you send them a Kissamouse...

At about midnight she came out and I trapped her in a room. I have no idea where she was hiding. John He fooled me. I will get effen. Chicory

I know we have been INUNDATED with Kyla the Pink Floyd furhead so I went on Google Groups and found where she did this video. It is funnier than hell! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXeTfDloDCU

Toonya, we needz to talk to Anais bout da partie, her iz da bestz at plannin deese fings. Da boat izn't made of mists, dat iz jus in da name. Dey haf one dat kin go nearz da fallz but haz a clean cover ofber itself so yu kin see da fallz but not gettid wetz. Iffin we goez toda kanada side, we...

Well, Harry iznt duin so well butted thatz notted wat ize ritin bout tuday. sum histury: Harryz Meomie anna myne nose thees hoomins hoos cat went tu thu brij bout a yeer ago. They haz desided itz tyme tu find a noo cat. They duznt haffa motormonstur, so Harry'z meomie sed shed tak thu noo...

Meow OT! Dere iz sum strange fings goink on at mine howse, and mebee yoo can hep eggsplain! Da ofur day, da human brot in a boks, an after dinner he opened itsel an, ob cawze, I inspetigated. He used noisy toolz an fings and put dese parts dat was in dere togefur while saying hooman hisspit...

Preeeppp-Beeeppp-Proooffft-Wuffff Pleaze purr for owr granma. Owr granpa went to da bridg Satumday da tirtieth, so she no longer haz her sweetie of sixty-sixx yeerz. She haz lotza frendz and lotza fambly but no more her huzbind. Pleaze purr dat she findz strengf to keep on keepin on. Fangu. Da...

Miz Pipps, would you care to danze? Hercule is about to start da orchestra playing somefing slow.

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! Nov-06 1 - Amelia 5 - Clawdia 7 - Major

Fangu Pet2nya fur gnot kaling MEH uh brat but Mom's laptop iz wurking umkay nao. YAY:) Now cud ai asx YU uh favur. cud yu hab yer meowmie lite uh candle for Anti Heather's cats VooDoo and Liam? Wook at da Sad News post and you will find the candle links there. Same to you Clawduis, for...

Here's purrs dat efurry one has a safe anna happy Fangsgiving. I knows dat I'ze fangful fur Meowmie, Paw, my wink to be, Miss Kitty, anna alla mine wunnerful frens at RPCC (old anna new). Hope y'all getz alla da turkeyburd youze wants! Yer Fren, Boogie da HarpurrCat (still) inna Floriduh -- To...

Stormmmee wrote: x checkerz no cat has played checjerz diz monf, anna nocat has sayed der hoomin is short on toonas for litter or fudz so itz all gud, tv Maybe organize checkers tunramint az fundraiser? What u think? "Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Here I was, minding my own business, coming back to the house after feeding my outside crew. I was walking up the path with my honor guard, Willa, Penny, Walter and Lola, and as usual, they went running ahead - and came to a screeching halt. I was wondering what caused them to lock up their...

hai mai meomie wuz wooking fru hur Favoitz fur sumpfing lse n hur kame upun diz, n et iz upydayted. http://caboodleranch.livejournal/ Et is uh hartwarming story, ai fink Amelia's hoomin Pa n Ma wint daown dere n tayked dem sum stuff, n da Caboodlle Ranch was on The Colbert Report on Jan 3,...

Oh hai Pa wint tew da stoar tewdai n at momz sugexshun, hym gotted usses fore kanz uff Fancy Feast , 2 beef n 2 chikkum, n mom gabe usses da beef une n put sum kibblez dat ai kan eet dat dunt mayke meh hurk, onnit n oh boi dat stuff iz gud, et iz tew bad et iz sew xpensive, dat weh kant hab et...

der hasunt been a mousy inna howze fur a longlong time butted I getted it!!!! Den furry taked it anna threw itself away, I wulda eated it but NNOOOOO he taked it and threw itself away!!! OEJ, disgruntled mighty hunter... Hooman note: I was at the computer and heard a low evil noise, it was...