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Purrs for Raccoom, pleeze by
Will in New Haven
We just heerd bout dat coche Pat Summit ub da Tennessee Ladee
Volunteers beated up a poor innocent raccoom dat wanned to play wif
her d*ggy. Efferybuddy iss sayin "oh, poor coche Summit, shee
diswokated hur shoulder" butted wee don' agree. Wee haff seed her on
TV an shee wooks MEEN wen shee iss...
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Da Moobie about da Mousie by
Will in New Haven
Der wuz a moobie on da tellebishun today. It was da storee ub
Desparado, hoo iz a mousie. It was a kute mobee butted I betted no
hoomin effun GNOTICED dat it was da big ornj kittee whut savd da
princess. Da mousie gets all ub da credit.
Hoomins.
--
Missy
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Bob, Master of All he Surveys by
Will in New Haven
My friend David lost his cat Bob yesterday. Bob was a stray who moved
in on Bob in a manner reminiscent of several of the finer residents of
RPCC and RPCA and he will be missed.
For his brick in the Walk of rememberance, he is Bob, house of Silver
--
Will in New Haven
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A Brik four Snoopy by
Will in New Haven
On da nosegroop were dey do gnot tok rite, wee haff learned dat da
wunnerful Snoopy, hoo owns da wunnerful Adriana, haff gon on her
jurney to da Brij. I hab ast mine Meowmie two greet herseff and shee
will an anti Kyla has lighted her a canle. Neow shee gneeds a brik on
da Walk ub...
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Bear Did GNOT Get Brekkus by
Will in New Haven
Hee is goin to da TED for dem to tak da notty sor off ob his legg. He
did gnot getted his brekkus butted hee did not yip at Mommy an Uncl
Bill wike SUM peeepl looks at little Samantha He jus wookd furry sad
an Mommy an Uncl Bill felted bad four him.
Wee ar worried about him. May da Mommy ob...
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Da Cashon Rooj Stryks Agan by
Will in New Haven
Poor widdl Sunrise hasn' been feelin dat well. Shee bin mopin aroun an
inSISed on sitting in Uncl Bill's lap all effenin wen we was watshin
the UConn Lady Huskies beet up Purrdoo lass gnite. An I wuz being
catsiderate ob herseff.
Den toGNITE Mommy Micki feeld dat wee gneeded sum extra...
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March 26th 11 07:05 PM
by MeOwy
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Resupees by
Will in New Haven
Wee haff bin toking abowt how to eet snakees. Less shar sum uther
resupees for fudz.
I wike kibbl wut got sum CHEEZ on itted. I get it by bovering Uncl
Bill until he sprinkl a littl cheez on mine kibble.
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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
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I MUSS becom mor SPOILD by
Will in New Haven
Efferywun wuz settlin in for da gnite. Uncl Bill wuz off to WooToo's
rume after da dogs wokd him. Missy wus on da landing in her bed. da
Bear wuz stretshed out by da dor to ar rooom, to gard us in his seep,
Bast bless him.
An Mommie Micki turnd off da tellebishun, sew I jumpd up on da bed. An
den...
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Reeport on da Exterior by
Will in New Haven
It is getting cool and almos cole. Da leefs dat fawl off da tres ar
fun to play in and da skwrils are furry fat an tasy diss thyme ob
yeer.
Howsemeffer, efferycat hoo goes into da OUT has to be furry careful an
avoid da varius dangurs. If yoo isn' experiunsd den yooo shood only go
OUT wen...
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R Rezolooshuns for da gnu yeer by
Will in New Haven
Wee r makin da following resoolushuns.
Sunrise: Iyam gonna mak Uncl Bill an Mommie Mikki tak sum pikachoors
ub me, sew dat all ub yooons can see mine byooty. It is seffish to
keep it two ourseffs.
Missy: I will try to be gnicer to da hoomins beclaws mine mommy, Maggy
May, luffs dem.
WooToo: I...
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Mor Problums Traning Uncl Bill by
Will in New Haven
Der iz dis fing on da tellebishun wich wud stup Uncl Bill frum
snoring. It luks like it wud wurk gud an dey sey it won' hurted him.
Sew efferry time da ad for dis comes on da tv, I chirp at him to
gettted it. But HEE doo eferyfing els hee can fink ub four me, beclaws
he meens well, butted hee iz...
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Sum Kwik Kweschunz four Maggy May by
Will in New Haven
Deer Maggy May,
Uncl Bill ann Bear cum bak frum der wak an Uncl Bill sed dat dey seed
a byootiful black kittee mung da treez cross da street ann it letted
dem get close. Wy doo hee call annuver cat pritty wen he gnows meee?
Sunrise da PRITTY wun
Deer Sunrise,
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March 31st 08 06:38 PM
by Granby
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This Morning in the Hall by
Will in New Haven
Cats in a sun-pool
Three in a spot made for two.
They all smile at me.
--
Will in New Haven
"Where can a good man go crazy, where can a cowboy get stoned"
Slaind Cleaves -Title unknown
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Purrz four Eight Bellz by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill iz cryin becuz da byootiful ladee horse had two be put down.
She brok boff hur frunt Anklez tryin to catchup da Beeg Brown. Shee
run reely hard an couln' stop wiffout hurtin herownself.
--
Maggy May
"Grant us, in our direst need, the smallest gifts: the nail of the
horseshoe, the pin of...
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Sad :-,) by
Will in New Haven
Nice man downda street dide inna fire. Wee kitteez dinna gnow him an
Uncl Bill an Ant Micki dinna gnow hiz nam butted hee allus waived too
Bear. Sew Bear iss sad an so r wee all.
--
WooToo four her hous
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Purrz four da Bigg Brown by
Will in New Haven
Hiz hoofies iss messed up. Dis iz gnot az sereeus az sum ub da fings
wee haz too purr four, beclaws hee will be all rite ventchuallee.
Butted hee reely wanna run dat race in Mew York so dat hee can ware
dat Tripul Crown. He wanna doo it for hisself, beclaws he wikes to run
fast, an for his peepul....
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Week's Gnuz from da udder Nosegroop by
Will in New Haven
Dis iz a summery ob da gnooz frum RPCA for doze uv ussez hooz
sekretaries r too lazee anna stoopid to reed it an tell ussez bout it
or hoo kant getted it four sum reezon.
May 29 wuz Flippy’s birdday, wich iz sellybrated wurldwide az Flippy
Day. If yooz din sellybrate, go on bak an doo sew.
Da...
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New Jeep-fingy by
Will in New Haven
WifOUTT my purmishun, Meowmiee Micki tradud in my red jeep-fingie for
a nu black jeep-fingi.
Shee must be punishd.
HosumEVER, da nu wun duz look really kool an matchuz Bearz elegant
black furz. An it haz da letust in interstellur hypurdrifes an
efferyfing.
Sew I cant wate too drife it. puts on...
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June 4th 08 05:48 AM
by Granby
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Weee iz Purring Four Stinkee by
Will in New Haven
His meowmie iz furry gnice butted she kannot com too dis nosegroop an
tak rite, sew wee founded out heee izn feelin gudgud wen Uncl Bill
reeded abote it on dat uvver nosegroop. Hee izn feelin gud beclaws he
haz kidnee problums an anemya. Hee iz a wunnerful Big Dood an reelly
luvs his meowmie. Hee...
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For Sunrise by
Will in New Haven
Hi, diss is Missy an I wanna rite a tribyoot to Sunrise, mine dopted
sisfer.
She wuz r Sunrise, r onwee Sunrise,
Shee made us happee wen wee wuz bloo
She love mine bruther, da gallant Winnie
Dey ar togethur, an dat is troo.
Dey wiff mine Meowmie an all da kittees
In da lan dat's allus gnoo.
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