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Heee-Man wimmin hisser's club by
Will in New Haven
Meee anna wascal got dissi dea frum a TV show bout uvver wascals. Weee
issa tird uv beein paw-batted anna uv wady cats hooo fink dey are so
PRITTY datdey ken getway wiff ANYFING. We wanna ralleee da boycatss
toda flag uv independence an sef-respek.
Dey put der hoofies inda fudz bowl. Dey yooz da...
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Bob, Master of All he Surveys by
Will in New Haven
My friend David lost his cat Bob yesterday. Bob was a stray who moved
in on Bob in a manner reminiscent of several of the finer residents of
RPCC and RPCA and he will be missed.
For his brick in the Walk of rememberance, he is Bob, house of Silver
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Will in New Haven
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Da Eddie-Parrot was OUT by
Will in New Haven
Meowmie Micki wen too wurk yesserday an forgetted to kloz da dor wut
shee usd to putted Eddie-Parrot's fudz in da kaje. Sew Eddie cam out
for a bisit to usses.
He flied offer to Buddy Macaw's kaje an waffed at pour Buddy beclaws
HE was out an SHE wuz stukd in her kaje. Dat wuz gnot gnise. Den...
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I SOLFD da squeeky toy problum by
Will in New Haven
I was takin a gnap on da downstares piwwow in a luffly pool ub sunlite
and efferything wuz perfek. Dere wuz a breez from a winnow an da
parrots wuz talking sweetly an kwitely.
EXCEP widdl Samanfa wuz playing wiff a skweeky toy. Wich purrvented
mee frum sleeping sounly. DEN I gottted a gud...
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For the Miners by
Will in New Haven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af926HzO6-4
Kathy Mattea - “Coal Tattoo”
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Will in New Haven
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Dey Don' UnnerSTAN Usses by
Will in New Haven
Da hoomins over on da nosegroop wer dey don't spell riite is all
talkin bout diss kitty hoo dint want no samun-fish. An dey ar
SOOprized. An dey say "we just don't understand cats."
Ub KORSE yoons don' Yooo neber lernd r LANgwidje. Effen da hoomins on
DISS nosegroop are sumwhat hannicapped behing...
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Sneeeeeky by
Will in New Haven
Hewwo,
I wike to watsh a sertan puppy-d*g dew her paperwurk. Sew I kanock da
male an uther papurs off ub counturs and tables. Butted I dew diss wen
gno hoomin is lookin. Sew I has pawsable deniubilitee.
Sekretely, shhhh
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A nonymous, da PRITTY WUN
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Purr four Mine Ant Beffurly by
Will in New Haven
Mine mommy tookt mine Ant Bef to da Saynt Rafeels hospital mergensy
rume diss morning. She is haffin trubbl breeving an her hart may be
doin bad fings.
Wee AWL lov her many sounds of agreement from cats, dogs and parrots
in the background butted shee yoosd to rescyoo mineseff frum da
basemunt...
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Uncl Bill an da Floo by
Will in New Haven
On frideigh affergnoon, rite affer he gotted off ob an importan fon
cawl, Uncl Bill cam down wiff shakes an feber an chills. He was furry
sik and coont keep his afffernoon repointment, wich was why he was hom
in da first place. Da doggies could not tak him for a walk, so Aunt
Micki, there furry own...
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I hab a birdee by
Will in New Haven
I hab a birdee dat flys in mine rume effery wuns in awile. Wen he flys
neer me I chase her an hit her wiff min mity paw. Butted he don' seem
to mind an hee flys aroun until she gets tird ub playin wff mee an den
he leafs. Hee is a purty wite birdee hoo onlee fly wen Uncl Bill is
hom.
In uther...
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Hey Mosey by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill just tolded usses dat da TED is heppin yoo getz better. Doo
wut yor meowmie wanz ann eet yor chickum. We luv chickum an it will
mak yoo grow up nice an strong. Annit tasts gudgud. Hep yor meowmiee
wiff her neezuz.
nosepoink
Maggy May
Da res ub usses wishez yoo well two an wee will...
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Wy Issa DaFudz so GudGud by
Will in New Haven
Yoosully Uncl Bill filz dabowlz inda morning, befor Bear tak him four
his walk or right affur. Den weee all eet all day an den heee putz a
widddle mor fudz in dabowls befor Bear walk him inda evnin. Ander issa
yoosully fudz left inna dabowl den but hee fillz dabowls enyway.Ub
cors der issa treets...
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Pigwette by
Will in New Haven
Dis issa Wascal,
Wudyoo blushes and stares at feet letme be yoor escort to da wedwink
anda ball?
stammers, blushes, runs away
Wascal
I will gib himm yooor ansur. He issa shy. Anna it wuz hard to get Uncl
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Wascal Comes Home by
Will in New Haven
Wascal wakes up in the afternoon. Daddy has gone to wurk at da post
awful. Wascal drags his tired butt over to the litter-box avert our
eyes
Then he goes and hits the kibble reel hard anna hass a nic loooong
drink uv cool watr.
Heather bounces in through the cat/d*g door.
"Winnie, I will...
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Adbice Column by
Will in New Haven
Maggy May's adbice for twoday:
Hoomins shud SLEEP mor. I haff notist dat hoomins due gnot seep
ennuff. Dey shud tak adbantaj of how uss kitteez r willin to hep dem
an cuddl down an seep mor.
Neouw I will set a gudgud eggzampul.
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Adbice for Twoday by
Will in New Haven
Diss morning, Tukker, da d*g nesdore an Bear's bes fren, rund away an
gotted intooo da pond up da street. Hee gotted covurd wiff mudd an ice
an his hoomin meowmie Wendy iss frantik an cleening him offf iz provin
difficult.
Don' do dat.
Maggy May
Aldo it wuz berry funnee
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Sum Kweschunz frum R reederz by
Will in New Haven
Deer Maggy May:
Iyam a bittee. I jus turnd elefun weeeks ol an Iyam neow in my forefur
hom wif a hoomin meowmie, pawpaw, a barekitten hoo iss furry nic an a
beagle d*gg nam Floppy hoo wikes me. Dat iss all reely nice.
Butted dey hass named me Lord Robert of Cross Ridge Plain. I don't
WIKE dat...
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Our Friend Red Wull by
Will in New Haven
I will let da hoomin sekreteree rite dis.
Maggy May
Could we have some purrs and candles for Red Wull, House of Major, who
had a mass in his liver and had to be sent to the bridge. His humans
got him as an adult, so his exact age is not known but he spent some
good years with great people.
Would...
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Purrs for Raccoom, pleeze by
Will in New Haven
We just heerd bout dat coche Pat Summit ub da Tennessee Ladee
Volunteers beated up a poor innocent raccoom dat wanned to play wif
her d*ggy. Efferybuddy iss sayin "oh, poor coche Summit, shee
diswokated hur shoulder" butted wee don' agree. Wee haff seed her on
TV an shee wooks MEEN wen shee iss...
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Purrs for Dog Fren by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill is disTRAKted. His brother Sid wen to Florida an a fren took
care ob his doggies, Pookie and da Max. Da fren wivs about ten myles
frum Uncl Sid. BUTTED, little Pookie rund out da dor ob da frenz hous.
Shee has been missin for DAYS.
Uncl Sid an Uncl Bill is hart-broked. Pookie is a cute...
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