No wun is posting nuffing. I wett Sunrise pozt here acoupla timz an now we don see nuffin. Did she offen sumwun? She iz nize, effen Wootoo wike hur now, but she do have an ego. If she uffended sumwun it wuz not on porpoise. Iffen u wan, Uncl Bill could yell on herr if da wud bring you...

Hihi, I wanna fank efferykitty hoo ported over an hepped us zooom up an down da stares lass gnite an eerly diss morning. It wuz funfunfun. Widdl SaMANfa fanks yoo two. It wuz furry smarted too hid wen Uncl Bill comed outta his rume. I shooda hidded too. Dat weigh we cud letted da doggy tak da...

Samanfa sez yoo can gets a kookiie by sitting in frunt ub Uncl Bill an wooking at him wike dis, &**&, wiff big doggy eyes an fluffy eers. Dew yoons fink dat wud wurk? -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

MOS ub usses wud gnot wan r nam chanjed. Wee chos r nams an den tol da hoomins two pik dem. Or wee haff gotten yoosd to da stoopid nams dat da hoomins pikd. BUTTED, heer is a way to getted yoor nam chanjed iff yoons wanna do dat. It was inBENted by mine dottir Missy, aldo it iz possubl dat uthers...

It is still out dere and dere is a LOT ub itted. It is furry danjerus for indoor kittees and effen outdoor kittees gotta be karful. It is alzo furry BYOOTIFUL an full ub gud sperienses. Da sensibl way too explor it iz too apply for a tour. A kitty an a protektiff doggy from da department ob da...

Uncl Bill wuz hom an Mommy was at w*rk. Da doggies had wokt Uncl Bill an hee med dem dinner. An hee mad shoor our bole was full. BUTTED wee wuz awl watin for HIS dinner. He chopt up som leffover CHIKUM and put it in a salad wiff da gud garlic dressing dat Marie sends usses. He pord himeff a...

We hab tole yoo bout how little Samanfa will try to pull da Bear around by his collur. She grabs da part dat stiks out an pulls on himseff. And he plays wiff her. Dat is funfun. Den lass nite, she grabbed him by da TALE and pull him aroun. He was so souprised dat he yelped. An wee feld bad four...

Wee all wike da Tukker butted hee is da Bear's oless n bess fren. He wuz kwit ol but up till Friday he wuz purty frisky an had lossa fun, following hims mommy Wenny all aroun da hous and playing wiff da chilrun an his broffurs, da booldog boys. Dat morning, he collapsed an he lay dere for a long...

I wanned mine BREKKUS an da kans was on da couner wer I cood see dem. Butted Uncl Bill wuz beein stoopid. He had walkd da dogs and put out der fudz butted he wuz NORING me. He pord his orumj joos an gotted his pills an wuz gonna sit down at da tabl WIFOUT FEEDING ME. I had a big bowl ob krunchees...

Wee r makin da following resoolushuns. Sunrise: Iyam gonna mak Uncl Bill an Mommie Mikki tak sum pikachoors ub me, sew dat all ub yooons can see mine byooty. It is seffish to keep it two ourseffs. Missy: I will try to be gnicer to da hoomins beclaws mine mommy, Maggy May, luffs dem. WooToo: I...

Mine dottir Missy wuz seepin on da karpit on da landing ouside Uncl Billz rume. An I wuz curld up aroun her. An Uncl Bill seez us an chuklz an sez "you don't have to protect Missy from us, we love her." An I thinkd at himseff '"I am not proteking her frum hoomins. I am proteking her frum her...

I don ported hom frum r adBENCHr breefly, wit meye truzty companion WooToo, to deel wiff a seryus problum. Uncl Bill has beeen notty anna possubly offended sumcats on heeer. Heee iz unnerstandubly uckset about hiz silly baseball teem. So I med him type dis. Heee wishez to pologiz to efferycat dat...

Jon Henree issa horse datiss goin to dabridge neow. Uncl Bill anna Uncl Bruce was talkin about him been a great runnin hors anna dat hiss peepl kept him like a big kittee aftr heee was thu runnin. Becuz dey wuved him like dey shudda. Hee wuz over thirty yeerz ol anna had been wivin wike a king for...

Der issa lotsa fogg aroun dis mornin. Uncl Bill anna Bear go OUT so dey can walkwalk aroun. anna wee waitz fur r brekkus. Buddy sez "hewwo" frum hur caje. Den dey com bak inna house. Anna Uncl Bill issa feedin uss anna Bear. Anhee sez dat da fogg "come in on widdle cat feet. How DARE dat fogg...

The porter device twinkles in the corner of the old barn. It is very late on a a very cold Catnetticul night but the weary cat who walks through the yard and into the house seems more tired than cold as he drags two sacks with him. He is clearly damp and his steps are not quick. When he is halfway...

Dey fotted up in meowmie's rum an den down da stairz an den inda wivving rum. Meowmie wuz followin dem, yellin an den WAFFin. Den shee yell sum mor. Bear wud YELL at da monnister and den hee wud BITE it an jump bak befor it cud hurted him. Hee wuz protectin r meowmie an uses. Dey fot an fot, while...

Der iss a bigbig pritty black an wite wonghair boykitty hangin roun ouSIDE da wast cupple uv dayss. I can seee him frum my favorit winnow ledj in da kitchum. Hee wuk UP at mee ann I fink he nose dat I in da mood fur romans. Ub course, I alredy GOT Winnie butted itt iss nice to wook at diss big...

Iyam Winnie. Las nite, Meowmie Micki cookt a buncha turkeebird for da hoominz dinner. Den efferybudy went to doo differen fings. Affur wile, I wuz da onee wun awak. Latur on, Bear tookd Uncl Bill for hisown walk. Dey comd bak in anna Uncl Bill fankd da Bear for walkin himself. Den Uncl Bill...

Iyam sorree to be bovering yoo butted my meowmies sisfur iss comin to visik in a weak an meowmee sed to pawpaw dat her sisfur is lergic. Wut iss lurgic ann wut shud mee an my sisfer Fuzzybutt doo bout it: Mizz Watishia Yooo were rite to call on mee iff yoo onwee haff a weak until da bizit. Az...

Uncl Bill is furry sad an almos cannot typebite diss. Sew I will be breef. Missy wen to da Bridj to be wiff Maggy May, her meowmie, and her brufur da gallant Winnie. Wee awl misses hersef butted da Bear, little Samanfa an I gno about da Brij, sew wee can tak itted betterer. Uncl Bill an Ant Micki...