Offishuyul Prezz Reeleeze: Since da Meowinurs didnt mayke it tu da playoffz diz yeer, we feel it iz necessary fur uz tu furrmally declare owur 'legencez fur da upcoming playoffz and Whirled Serious. Az Catmerican Leegue kitteez, we hav refiewed da seezun an decyded dat we cannot support da...

Ai ceed diz n mayde et fur yerownself.. http://cheezburger.com/View/3517578496 Hee hee hee ai m sew smuuuuuuuurt Heddbumps Mosey

Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn’t know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her...

No, we haznt heered frum dem. I will instruck owrown sekkaterry to contack her, an we will repurrt bsk. Sundance

az you catz knw owrz fozter kat barbie haz been mizzin sinze saturda nite/sunda mornin. well diz iz whut juzt happined; Soft kuldint sleep so her putted allauses inna bedrum wif furry, so her kuld let owt Mafuharuld. her was atta pooter when her heared da litter boz trigger, her thinked diz wuz...

The guests have all been seated, and the organ begins playing the BRIDAL CHORUS OF LOHENGRIN. O.T., looking dashing in a dark-grey tux, accompanied by Ranger, his bestman-cat and his groomsmen-cats, Sundance and Wascal walk slowly down the aisle and are now standing at the front; between the paws...

I hate to disturb everyone at so solemn a time as the Jellicle Ball, but the holiday season has snuck up on us again. I had hoped that the code elves would have anew fully automated web site ready for Sekrit Santa signups this year, but they are still working their tiny little fingers off and...

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Unca Cory wrote: Take a minute today to remember (and smurgle with your hoomins and vice versa)... http://www.clkoberg.com/9-11-01/ (It may take a while for the page to load... LOTS of pictures) Peace, furkids and hoomins. --- Cory

DIZ iz Piglet anna I am askink for all of da kommunity to helpz uzens. Diz day, effen dou it was sposed to get here three dayz or so ago, da gramby gotted diz message for myownself from Trudi and company. "Help Help we iz loked in da kitty jailz. Piglet, help uzenz. " Upon vestigatink, I...

My mother, who's been battling leukemia for almost a year, was hospitalized yesterday (Saturday) with pain in her chest. The doctors ruled out all the serious stuff -- nothing with her heart, no bloodclots, doesn't have pneumonia, and Bast knows what else. Knowing herself as well as she does, she...

MeOwy's meowmie iz gunna hab u gall bladder opurashun on Mundai tew reemove dat fing, n MeOwy gitz skared wen hur meowmie Carol, iz gone fur uh long tyme, Hur Pa iz gunna feed n komfurt MeOwy tew. n ai m gonna port ovur tew hur hoam in da morning n keap mai wifekitty MeOwy kompany wile hur...

Lucy Lu steps to the podium. Welcome everyone. There were some kitties that were the only kitty in their house. i don't remember all their names and so no one is left out I will not mention name. They came to their homes in different ways. Some found their human's others had homes but for...

Meow, kitties! Just a reminder that the Sekrit Santa matchups will be going out in the next couple days, so if anykitty wants to sign up but hasn't done so yet, I would recommend doing so really soon now. If you want to participate, just send an email to with your...

Miss Cleopatra, I realize dat we hazint hadda bigbig confursatun whilez we haz been here atta ball butted I haz juz 'joyed gazin atta yourown bootiful self, Wuuld youz carez fur a danz befure da ball iz ofur, TV

Meow Kitties! Can I hab sum healing purrs fur mineownself, pwease? Today mineown human putt me in da liddle boks and took me to TED, who did rood and uminaginable fings to mine liddle self! She poked me and prodded me, and stole mine bluds

VICTOR VELCRO, HOUSE OF WELTON. Poor Victor Velcro was 20 years old when he went to Rainbow Bridge last Saturday, He had a urinary tract/bladder infection and the medicine the EVIL TED made Victor go blind, and then he just went downhill from there. The name of the medicine is Baytric or...

Hihi Kittiez, Owr Unka Dan uv da Highland Kitties is undergowink surgery today, pleeze Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fur hisownself. -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 6/10/2005 9:38:01 AM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

all catnadian ann other can kitties teleport now to catmerica to eet turkeyburd fuds wiff deunyunized stuffink. yew gnow ware to go - beauty

Ernie aka Kiara died tonight, just about 11 pm. She lost weight, and stopped eating and drinking last night. I force fed her some water and nutrical, and either Dave or I held her most of the evening. About 11, I had to put her into her crate so I could feed the rest of the crew, and she passed...