Hihi! Sukie heer! Myne furrendz MeOwy n Pipps n myneself heerd TuTu's Meomie sayin dat sumcatz needs kittiesAA (fills up shot glasses and hands them out again) Now, wees wunnerin wat dat meens.....hic....hic... cos we dussnt know....burp..... (fills up shot glasses again) Sukie pulls down the big...

An eeted sum ub r fudz. He kan fly all offer da compartment and it is fun to watsh him BUTTED he lands on r fudz counner when nun ub us is ther an eets. Uncl Bill an Mommie Micki allus keep da krunchee bole full butted wat if da fudz runs out??? Wee gonna hafta stan watshes to keep him off ob r...

whut a gud time, OEJ "Nancy" wrote in message ... It's not true! What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas! At least, I hope not! Poppa is supposed to come home later today and he doesn't...

Ize makin Meowmie post dis now, in kase shr furgitz later. She iz havvin herown sergeree tumorro, an she will be away fur 2 or 3 daze. She will post when she kan affur she gitz home, but it mite not be rite away. Toonya, try to hab a gudgud time on da kruze until I gitz bak. Ize shur it will...

I yam hookay heer. Dere ar lotza streetz ov howzes an no hillz heer. By da way, Meowmee sez: My ISP has hooked my account to Google :-( It may not make a difference, but I have to make the change tonite. I waited till the last minute. Hope this works+ACEAIQAh- If not, I'll try to do what I have to...

Sawry, dint meen tew yell,,,, Fere yew iz, et iz sew lawd in heer.. Diz iz a wunnerful partee, innit? Willow and Pipps are offer in anutter korner giggling, agin, n Willow iz showing Pipps sum uff hur leather desines. Pipps wikes leather tew. uh oh. Tabitha takes hur frend, Mme. Anaïs, over...

Meow! Unka Serge an myownseff wanta wish alle der Yidishe katzen oyfen RPCC a gut und gebentsched yar! Enjoy yur geftile fisheez! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:16:00 -0700, poisoned rose wrote: The Walrus was Danny wrote: Please don't tell me that god awful pain in thearse Kyla is back. ****ing nutcase. Crawl back under that stone! Just think how much of the planet she's saved by *not*...

Yesterday da gramby talked to a fren on da talkie fing. When it ranged again it was her Aunt telling her dat her Unkle had ta go to da doktor. Durink diz kall da phone linez broked in half. We is askin for purrz that da Unkle Paul getz better and dat da kanzermonsters haff not komes bak...

hello ucats, you know hoomins is not alwayz responsible, and den der iz mofur nashure... so order one of deze birdeez inna box... so when da utiliteez goez owt ur hoomin can't uze da kanopiner, simplee opin da cage witth da latch, no thumbz reqwired, let da birrdee owt, ursef haza...

Da gud nooz iz dat when Meowmie vizzitid ussez tuday, she bringed me my old kardbord skracher! She seed me skrachin on da wallz an doorz when she vizzitid befur, so she getted da messij dat I needid sumfing to skrach on. I wuz furry glad to git da skracher, and I skrached on itself sefural timez...

Far out among the waves in the South Pacific, a small wooden object floats. Moving in closer, one can see the white jibsail flat on the water. A small sailboat has been swamped by a wave and turned over. Moving in even closer, a tiny smokey grey kittee can be seen atop the wooden hull, claws dug...

Happi Purrdai tew yew, Happi Purrrrrrrrrdai deer rpcc kitties, Happi Purrdai tew yew! an mennee moor! Only 3 Decemfurr kitties :(

Fellow kitties, Mineown hoomin is luking fur a gudgud TED in da Pasadena, CA area (Altadena, Monrovia, Arcadia, etc OK). Mi teef hurt buttid ize don't wanna go to TED, buttid she sayz dat it will make my teef all bedder. She wantz sum TED whoz sencitive to tunas. Duz any of you kitties haf...

so one day inna recent pazt da soft bringed in two berree large boxes, we all watched aza furree gifed da soft instrukshinz on howta putsa chair togefur, den hersef wuz able to do da sekund one all on herown, dey iz berree nize anna i iz berree gwad dat furree buyed deze cahirz fur...

cuz bof mai/owr hoominz r sik h hab tew beh en bed ulawt. kan dey pweez hab sum purrs n purrayers fur dem tew feal bedder qwik? Our Meowmiez arfritiz hurtz hur sew bad n Paw jest felz sik. Fangu owr gud frendz. Weh aar being gud nursekitties fur dem . Luffs Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex, n Pipps

HiHi Tiger Meowmie sended anti soft a cupple uff e-mails to boff addrezzed to yerownself n said Hi Tiger in thuh subject. Did herownself git dem? I sent a cupple frum Owtlook n also Yahoo. Yoo mite hab got 2 copiez uff thuh e-mailz. Meowmie wants tew uze hur Yahoo address cuz et wurks...

My upstairs neighbor moved out a year ago and couldn't take her 2 cats with her, so I agreed to take care of them, as I was always just fine with them here, especially since we used to have a huge rat problem and I haven't seen (or even heard of one) around here since. These are both very much...

Ms Fluffytail, I'm going to go over there by the stage to see whats happening. That's where you'll find me. Phantom

x-posted to rec.pets.cats.community, rec.pets.cats.health+behav, rec.pets.cats.misc Hello All We have a female cat (Tails) who is approx 11 years old. She is very shy cat, but very terratorial. Any cat that enters our garden is soon seen off by her. My next door neigbour also has a cat (Stan). He...